… The Meteor hurtled through Space, blasting everything in its path to oblivion. This lifeless killing machines next stop was Earth, delivering devastating carnage for all its beings.
It seemed no-one could stop the awesome might of Space, the Army had failed, the Scientists had failed, all the Worlds leaders had failed (and were now hiding in underground bunkers thinking only of themselves, what futile ignorance they possessed!) it seemed the Earth was doomed… Mankind had failed.
The population panicked, for they knew they were nothing but Cattle awaiting the slaughter. People desperately sought shelter from the oncoming carnage, People went mad with fear, Women & Children were killed as people vainly fought for whatever shelter they could find… but unseen by any eye, 5 hooded Brothers slipped out of the shadows of London’s darkest alleyways and climbed to the peak of Mt. Fuji.
Upon the snow covered peak the 5 Brothers took weapons of Rock N’ Roll War in their hands, crafted from the same materials as the Bongs of the great Wizards, and summoning the awesome power of Mother Nature created a cacophony of Rock N’ Roll fury so powerfully magical that its sheer intensity thundered hard and fast deep into Space penetrating the Meteors surface and blowing it into billions of tiny fragments of Space dust!
After well received performances at Londons Infamous CLAPHAM GRAND & ASTORIA, and a support slot on DUFF McKAGANS LOADED UK TOUR the 5 hooded Brothers returned to the Dark alleyways from whence they came but were now revered as Warrior Kings, and were revealed to be the last remaining bastion of true, no bullshit, Rock N’ Roll. These hooded Warriors were known as The Captain, Hudson-Upon-Bass, Affe, Ollie & Andy Sinner… THIRTEEN WOLVES.
Thankyou for adding Sonic World Festival, 4/5th September 2009. Tickets are available from www.sonicworldfestival.co.uk and www.myspace.com/harveybainbridgemusic as well as our own myspace site. £30 for the whole weekend, indoor toilets, free showers, free camping, bars, bar meals and restaurant, indoor venue.
Order 50 Gildan's or Fruit of the Loom heavyweight t-shirts,
get your mate's band to do the same
£3/shirt!
with a one-colour print...
Maximum print area A3...
Advance payment only.
£10 screen set-up charge applies to artwork. If the two bands both have A4 artwork, this can be split between the bands using one screen... If not, the £10 fee applies to both bands.
£100 CASH PRIZE FOR ANYONE WHO SPENDS THE ENTIRE NIGHT FULLY NAKED, PAINTED BLUE!!
(Competition rules: The wearing of any form of underwear, nipple coverage or mankini is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate disqualification Ideally all pubic hair will be removed, but died or painted pubic hair will be permitted. The wearer must remain in full costume all night. The addition of any clothes or underwear at any time during the night will result in immediate disqualification. Head hair will be permitted and does not need to be died blue. The addition of head bands and/or any kind of rock n’ roll head gear is acceptable to jazz up the costume. )
FANGS LIVE
JOANA AND THE WOLF LIVE
THE COOLNESS DJ
SKILL WIZARD DJ
LIGERS N DREAMS DJ
'100% Rock' the new club nite opens next Monday behind Regent Street and The Quireboys are playing. Now I dont turn into a pumpkin at middnight Im going. See you there.
‘The Crobar Vol One’ will be hitting the shops and available online from April 13th. Featuring 2CDs of pure rock fury, the compilation is unlike any other - totally credible, totally heavy and totally rocking. Wherever you are in the world, crack a beer, whack this on and you can be in the Crobar ALL the time!
Here’s what’s on it….
CD1
1 Motörhead - No Class 2 Alice In Chains - Dam That River 3 Corrosion Of Conformity- Albatross 4 Monster Magnet - Powertrip 5 ZZ Top - Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers 6 Kyuss - Demon Cleaner 7 Orange Goblin – Scorpionica 8 Testament - The Evil Has Landed 9 Carcass – Heartwork 10 Taint - Drunken Marksman 11 The Answer - Come Follow Me 12 Witchcraft – Witchcraft 13 Grand Magus – Legion 14 Electric Wizard – Dunwich
CD2:
1 Alice Cooper - Under My Wheels 2 Judas Priest - Victim Of Changes 3 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gimme Back My Bullets 4 Down - Stone The Crow 5 Probot feat. Lemmy - Shake Your Blood 6 Clutch - Escape From The Prison Planet 7 Cathedral – Corpsecycle 8 Municipal Waste - The Art Of Partying 9 The Obsessed – Streetside 10 Gentlemans Pistols - Creamy Lid 11 Exodus - War Is My Shepherd 12 D.R.I. - Beneath The Wheel 13 Sacred Reich - Surf Nicaragua 14 Iron Monkey - House Anxiety
Welcome to the Future!!! Friendship for the Thanks!! It's official! Hawklords are confirmed to headline an all-day 'implosion' at London's Roundhouse on Sunday, March 8th. Following the success of the now-legendary 'Hernia Bay' Robert Calvert memorial concert, ex-Hawkwind/lords Nik Turner, Jerry Richards, Terry Ollis, Martin Griffin, Alan Davey, Adrian Shaw, Harvey Bainbridge, Ron Tree and Steve Swindells will be performing with special guests, including Bridget Wishart , (more to be confirmed) and four dancers (The Bubblettes!!!!) choreographed by Angel Flame. It promises to be a spectacular event,and will also be a special tribute to the late Barney Bubbles, who had such massive creative imput with Hawkwind/lords (an excellent book about BB called 'Reasons To Be Cheerful' by Paul Gorman is now available in Paul Smith shops worldwide). The stage set will be based on his original designs for The Space Ritual, which were never actually used, so this will be a first. Think Pythagorus and the music of the spheres. Doors open at 3pm. 'Space this watch' for more details, including support acts, as they emerge. Tickets are now available from... http://www. roundhouse. org. uk/whats-on/productions/the-space-ritual-2009-2925 Word that spread (and add your own URLS)!
Brothers, brothers, brothers!!! The Wolves have come to an end, so no more Simians and Wolves gigs. Sad news indeed. Still they were some good times and funny memories fellas. I wish you all the best in your new musical pursuits!! Rest in peace!!
Sloan
P.s Dave were the fuck are you, send me a text bro. We need to go to a gig or hang out.
