TISM formed twenty odd years ago. With a sound forged in the fiery hearth of mediocrity, the band almost instantly realized their utmost potential as artists. As they themselves and the public both soon discovered, that apex was on par with a series of bedroom recordings chronicling the violent bowel movements of the criminally insane, set to pop music, and they promptly split after their first gig. Much to the horror of the music industry, breakfast DJ's and TISM fans everywhere, they have been playing reunion gigs ever since took years to get rooted.
Cheers for the add geezer. On the subject of TISM, they say it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. So while she's safely gagged and bound in my basement, fingers crossed.
Hello Tism I remember the first time I saw you at the Push over in 93. It was a strange event, but had heaps of fun. My favorite song is garbage, the world seems to like repeating shit. When are you playing next? Love Andrew
This is typical of TISM - that you go to read the comments and you can't read anything as they are all hidden in confused colour schemes. Don't worry about trying to communicate with the elderly or otherwise senile. Is this another attempt at mystique or are you all colour blind?
I would like to go on record as saying that T.I.S.M are officially rooted.
With that said however, I would like to offer my services as guitarist should T.I.S.M decide to have one last shot at mediocrity at Splendour In The Grass 2009. Sure, I struggle to play a power chord and my music ability is confined to reading guitar tabs, but my dream is to not wow! audiences. My dream is for some pill popping teenagers to stumble into the tent accidentally thinking it was MGMT and say to themselves "what the fuck is this shit?". It will be an eye opener, nay a revelation, to see such untalented individuals prancing the stage pushing wheelie bins in time with the music. If just one of those accidental Victims then goes to school and starts bullying a 'Homeboy'....I would think that a difference has been made in the world.
Alternatively if my services were not required for one last shot at mediocrity I heard a rumour that Slash might be interested, a match sure to bring fame, fortune and thousands of 20-something year old groupies.....
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If you had any brains ... you wouldn't be a TISM fan. But if you do have any remnant cells up there, how about putting "Give Up For Australia" on the playlist? I think it's a sentiment we all share at this time every 4 years.
I was going to ask for "What Nationality Is Les Murray" before Euro 2008. Now that can wait until the next World Cup in 2010.
you bludging fucks. realease something or im telling everybody u look like shawn mc,alieff. yeah im on to u lot. p.s lets toast to munchousin by proxy syndrome.
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