Vic Reeves
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An Unofficial Vic Reeves Myspace - oooooohhh.
Male
50 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 1/4/2009
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Vic Reeves's Interests
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| General | Action Image Exchange, Aromatherapy, bad booze-brisket-biscuit and brine, Glen Mitchell, Morissey the Consumer Monkey, Nibbles the Comedy Duck, Foul Mouthed Fox, humiliating Graham Lister the sex-criminal, sentencing heinous criminals (to fitting punishments)with Judge Lional Nutmeg, squeezing lemon juice into Les' eyes, Les's luncheon club, Novelty Island, marzipan, nougat, kilroy, | | Music | I like Elvis. You know his glossy hair was grown all by himself? He also had spinal irregularities. Morrissey thinks about his tiling too much for my liking. | | Television | The Canon & Ball. Harry Hill. Morcambe & Wise. Watch out for Eric when he's in a bad mood! Run back to your house, unlock the padlock on your front door & HIDE. Anywhere you can, for Eric is fuming and it's you he's after. | | Books | Sun Boiled Onions is a good'un by a long chalk.
It was MY idea. | | Heroes | Elvis "I'm off down the shops" Presley, Eric "Black glove" Morcambe. |
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Vic Reeves's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Britain's best Light Entertainer & male model. |
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About me:
"I was eight pounds when I was born, healthy and of good cheer, yet the
midwife suggested that it might be a good idea for me to be fed on Complan, the weight gaining food supplement. This my mother did and I ballooned to a frightening ten stones by the age of three months. I was so corpulent that I could no longer squeeze into my cot and was eventually prised out with an oar and a skip was rented to accommodate my ever increasing mass..."
An excerpt from Vic Reeves' biography "Me:Moir"
Profile maintained by moi!
I decided to edit this profile, as still far too many people are seriously messaging me believing i truly am Vic despite the profile itself saying i'm not, and the blog dedicated to this very matter!
Now, cos i don't want to get into trouble and have it attracting FURTHER attention that "Vic Reeves has a myspace" let it be known that i really don't think he does, and this merely started out as a shrine to the man's wisdom and genius - nothing more.
I put up some funny blogs, most of which are Vic's own material from several sources (ie like Sun Boiled Onions) and some of it's just rambling rubbish that i've made up for me own amusement - I claim none of it to be Vic's unless otherwise stated.
The reason i'm saying all this is because i've had an increasing amount of messages offering genuine appearance opportunities, as well as former friends and people who knew him in years gone by getting in touch for whatever reason.
I'm not sure why so MANY of you out there really believe I am Vic - the profile doesn't say 'official' anywhere on it, but i'll take it as a compliment to the success of the profile and my love of his random humour.
Therefore i thank you all for your continued interest and random comments which are always appreciated :D
The warning above has always been there & if you look back far enough in the blog section there is plenty of clarification that this is merely a fan-run profile similar to so many others out there.
Plus I've always credited his original work as his own, and put credit where credit's due.
However, if you really DO want to contact Vic (I know I would!) you can get in touch via PBJ Management, here are the details:
The Maidstone Studios
Vinters Park
New Cut Road
Maidstone
Kent
ME14 5NZ
Tel: 01622 684 647
Fax: 01622 684 623
email:info@pettproductions.co.uk
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Who I'd like to meet:
The rat that keeps sneaking into my bowls of cereal. Ohhh i'll get him one day.
Let me relive that terrible day for you now.
Diary Entry - Jan 15th.
Do you remember the Bubonic Plague or "BLACK DEATH"? Well it came from RATS!
Remembering this fact, i grew wary of a rat i discovered in my Ricicles and examined it with my eyeglass as it gently lapped up the milk that held the Ricicles in semi-suspension. I noticed that the rat was smooth, with a large, oval head and a thin tapered body.
After a few hours' examination i grabbed the rat, withdrew it from my now soggy Ricicles and hurled it out of the window on to the midden, where it lay dormant and silent, never moving again.
The Rat i saw in my Ricicles:
Excerpt from Vic Reeves' book Sunboiled Onions.
A nifty read, i must say!
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