Howdy. It's Thom John. This is my music page... where I put pretty much anything I've created, regardless of whatever genre it may or may not be labled as. This is not a band, nor do I perform. Well, maybe I do... but its rare... and usually only for close friends or other small groups of people that I'm probably fond of. Some of you may remember "Moonlit Mourning"... which was the essentially the same thing as this page was except for the fact that it was diguised (however terribly) as being a real band that one might happen to see playing at some random venue... possibly playing for little amounts of money or merely food to satisfy my "starving artist" belly as well as the bellies of my ever-changing and sometimes invisible bandmates. Oh, those were the days of olde. I used to play guitar as if I'd be drug out into the street and shot the next morning if I didn't succeed in serenading the locals. But it wasn't all that bad... there were up times as well as the downs. On occasion there were some sideways times too, and on more than one occasion my comrades and I voted and decided that the day had definitely been diagonal, and that we should all dress up as Zorro and celebrate with women from Alaska. 'Cuz they were hot... and if someone could be hot in Alaska just imagine how hot they'd be down in Florida. But alas, no one was as memorable as the girl I'm about to spin a yarn about: One time we were playing for a horde of drunken cannibals (yet still blood-thirsty as well as beer-thirsty) when in walked the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my entire life. Her name was...
