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threebrain

half bass guitar half poodle



New York, New York
United States

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Member Since5/31/2004
Band Websitethreebrain.com
InfluencesRonald Reagan, Piss n' cups, Santa, Satan, pee pee stevenson, Jimmy Pee, Pee Wee Herman, any dead kitten.
Sounds Likecunnilingual firball, kittens puffn' soots, Carol Burnette, assfuck stevenson, ruby jewsday, penis fucks, mittens the gangsta cat, look at my fucked up penis, hey mon!, pretty and the pretties, fungus feet, I have tacos for legs, Buck Rogers is humping my earsocket.
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   About threebrain
"If I could have a taco for every Threebrain song that has swooned my delicate ears I'd be one fat ass black man!" -- Martin Lawrence 2002 Ebony Magazine

I think that says it all folks! Threebrain makes really pretty songs. So pretty, in fact, that one of them actually made his mom's legs fall off. She's in a wheelchair now and smells like urine.

Threebrain starting singing right out of the womb actually. It was aparantly a funny scene because the doctor was like, "It's a...holy crap! Is this baby singing? Wow he is singing! Neat man I gotta..." and threebrain's mom hollared, "Shut up doctor Steinberg! I can't hear my baby singing with all your damn yapping!" and then the doctor had a fatal heart attack. Some say he had a heart attack because he was a fat assed butter eater but people in Threebrain's family think it was because Threebrain's dad punched him really hard in the heart area of his chest to shut him up. Either way he died and everybody forgot to listen to the rest of Threebrain's first song ever. Threebrain remembers that song though, it was about doing lots of pushups and shooting old ladies in their tits and stuff.

Threebrain is looking for a drummer in nyc hhhwhere he just moved to do some shows with him. So hollaaaaaaa. He might hit up his friend Josh who does hilarious muppet shows. Josh drummed for him in nyc afore and was a mad good drummer.

Threebrain enjoys writing about his life in the 3rd person. He asked a man one time, "Hey, we all know what 1st person is and also 3rd person, but what is 2nd person?" The man thought about it for a second and then said, "2nd person, is when you close your eyes and write with a carrot." That man was Jimmy Pee.


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Princess Laucherella

Princess Laucherella



Feb 23 2009 10:33 PM

http://www. salon. com/wires/ap/2009/02/20/D96FH8PG0_odd_pistol_bank/
Mike Day

Mike Day



Feb 18 2009 5:50 PM

Woman beheaded by her American Muslim TV executive husband
I'm hawwwwt!

George Gonzales



Jan 31 2009 6:40 AM

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Hey threebrain, I am sending you a Long Island Iced Tea.



Send me a drink back!

If only this were real....

Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Dec 23 2008 8:06 AM

Joy

Joy



Dec 12 2008 4:24 PM

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Sucky McSuck

Sucky McSuck



Nov 27 2008 6:41 AM

HAPPY SKANKSGIVING!
Jack the Dog

Jack the Dog



Nov 18 2008 3:03 PM

The Bank

The Bank



Nov 16 2008 11:43 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
J☠P3♫♫Y™

Jenny Rikard



Nov 14 2008 3:50 AM

Take a look at a video by J.
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Let us know how you like it!

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justin

justin



Nov 13 2008 2:35 PM

yo freebrain, i checksed out your website and you got mad flash for my eyes to sip! they was all 8-O
imn laffin like this at jimmy pee hahahaha what a sassy old man!
Darkwater

Darkwater



Nov 4 2008 2:49 AM

tomarrow is my birthday! hell yeah!
Darkwater

Darkwater



Nov 1 2008 5:15 AM

oh my god happy halloween weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!........
THE RATS (NYC)

THE RATS (NYC)



Oct 16 2008 12:59 AM

ITS LATE... ITS FREE...
FRIDAY NIGHT!
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The Bank

The Bank



Oct 8 2008 7:34 AM



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Toria

Toria



Oct 8 2008 2:16 AM

Superfreak

Superfreak



Oct 6 2008 3:09 PM

only at www. lepers. it


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superfreak - since i'm back in bari
our favourite freak sings and dance like a demented monkey
in this asymmetrical folk lo-fi album... if you like out of synch drums,
out of tune guitars and hysterical vocals, you sure will love this.

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alexander de large - nazi elvis
a new chapter of de large's search of cosmic pessimism, all
recorded in mono, as if to underline a certain sense of loneliness...
cowpunk, gothfolk, steamcore, call it as you wish, he never gets
pissed...

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bread pitt - non fate allarme
an album albout nasty topics like snails, pricks and explosions,
an album about which the Murge was already proud before it was born,
a mass of styles that's useless to enumerate...

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happy lepers will never die...

click on the image to download...
Kris Wilson

Kris Wilson



Oct 4 2008 9:30 PM

New site is looking classy! Like tits in a business suit


At a wet t shirt contest



Covered in chardonnay
Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Sep 3 2008 9:47 PM

Scott R.

Scott R.



Aug 31 2008 10:06 PM

The Mobsters app blows a ramen noodle filled qunt.

Now I'm hungry, dammit.
Caleb

Caleb



Aug 29 2008 12:49 PM

new website design eh? looks good so far, how about that fling fling episode you promised like forever ago... fucking shinebox.. i'm gonna ice you in the face!
Ignazio

Ignazio Pizzo



Aug 23 2008 8:38 PM

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Aug 23 2008 4:16 PM

waz up with your website? o snap! it's broked! :-O
Christine again.

Apple Nipple Monkey



Aug 23 2008 12:45 PM

Come on, fix your website. I need me some schoolbus...at least post them somewhere else!!!! MAKE IT SNAPPY
Arcane Addiction

Arcane Addiction



Aug 14 2008 3:35 AM

hello! i'm dropping in to say thank you for being a friend of mine throughout the "within last 4 years" phase in which i've been on MySpace, and i will continue to support your MySpace presence by having you as a friend!

by the way, Arcane Addiction released it's first album "The Occult: Stories for 2012" back in March 2008. It's available on iTunes and Amazon or you can download it for free from my official website. Please help support the art and either buy it or steal it guilt-free!

Once again I thank you for your support and for being a friend of mine!

- Brandon S. -
= Arcane Addiction =

p.s.
- you kick ass and i thank my friends for turning me onto you a few years ago!
AYAX

Miguel Carlos Rodriguez Lomas



Aug 9 2008 6:04 PM

i buy to you some albums and pay for pay pal and i still have nothing...you lost a fan...
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