Ronald Reagan, Piss n' cups, Santa, Satan, pee pee stevenson, Jimmy Pee, Pee Wee Herman, any dead kitten.
Sounds Like
cunnilingual firball, kittens puffn' soots, Carol Burnette, assfuck stevenson, ruby jewsday, penis fucks, mittens the gangsta cat, look at my fucked up penis, hey mon!, pretty and the pretties, fungus feet, I have tacos for legs, Buck Rogers is humping my earsocket.
"If I could have a taco for every Threebrain song that has swooned my delicate ears I'd be one fat ass black man!" -- Martin Lawrence 2002 Ebony Magazine
I think that says it all folks! Threebrain makes really pretty songs. So pretty, in fact, that one of them actually made his mom's legs fall off. She's in a wheelchair now and smells like urine.
Threebrain starting singing right out of the womb actually. It was aparantly a funny scene because the doctor was like, "It's a...holy crap! Is this baby singing? Wow he is singing! Neat man I gotta..." and threebrain's mom hollared, "Shut up doctor Steinberg! I can't hear my baby singing with all your damn yapping!" and then the doctor had a fatal heart attack. Some say he had a heart attack because he was a fat assed butter eater but people in Threebrain's family think it was because Threebrain's dad punched him really hard in the heart area of his chest to shut him up. Either way he died and everybody forgot to listen to the rest of Threebrain's first song ever. Threebrain remembers that song though, it was about doing lots of pushups and shooting old ladies in their tits and stuff.
Threebrain is looking for a drummer in nyc hhhwhere he just moved to do some shows with him. So hollaaaaaaa. He might hit up his friend Josh who does hilarious muppet shows. Josh drummed for him in nyc afore and was a mad good drummer.
Threebrain enjoys writing about his life in the 3rd person. He asked a man one time, "Hey, we all know what 1st person is and also 3rd person, but what is 2nd person?" The man thought about it for a second and then said, "2nd person, is when you close your eyes and write with a carrot." That man was Jimmy Pee.
yo freebrain, i checksed out your website and you got mad flash for my eyes to sip! they was all 8-O imn laffin like this at jimmy pee hahahaha what a sassy old man!
superfreak - since i'm back in bari our favourite freak sings and dance like a demented monkey in this asymmetrical folk lo-fi album... if you like out of synch drums, out of tune guitars and hysterical vocals, you sure will love this.
alexander de large - nazi elvis a new chapter of de large's search of cosmic pessimism, all recorded in mono, as if to underline a certain sense of loneliness... cowpunk, gothfolk, steamcore, call it as you wish, he never gets pissed...
bread pitt - non fate allarme an album albout nasty topics like snails, pricks and explosions, an album about which the Murge was already proud before it was born, a mass of styles that's useless to enumerate...
new website design eh? looks good so far, how about that fling fling episode you promised like forever ago... fucking shinebox.. i'm gonna ice you in the face!
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hello! i'm dropping in to say thank you for being a friend of mine throughout the "within last 4 years" phase in which i've been on MySpace, and i will continue to support your MySpace presence by having you as a friend!
by the way, Arcane Addiction released it's first album "The Occult: Stories for 2012" back in March 2008. It's available on iTunes and Amazon or you can download it for free from my official website. Please help support the art and either buy it or steal it guilt-free!
Once again I thank you for your support and for being a friend of mine!
- Brandon S. - = Arcane Addiction =
p.s. - you kick ass and i thank my friends for turning me onto you a few years ago!