The "Rescue Paris" page claims to be devoted to eliminating slanderous information about Paris.........but they know NONE of the facts!!!! How the hell can they claim they are trying to get truth out when they don't know what it is?!?!?! This is discussed in the blog about Rescue Paris.
And here's today's installment of As the Stomach Churns, brought to you by Paris Slutton.
ahhh, if only we could all be 1/10th as important as Paris believes she is. In what was clearly a plea for more attention, Paris issued a statement Saturday night saying she would not appeal. However, she went further than that, an included this lovely snippet:
"I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."
Clearly, we were so desperate for one tiny, itty bitty bit of news about Paris that wasn't essentially just another way of telling us that she's a spoiled little bitch, that we actually almost fell for it. We actually ALMOST believed there was a TINY part of her which cared about ANYTHING other than herself.
My my, how wrong we were.
Yesterday, after a grueling 36 hours or so in the big house, Paris finally got to invite two family members to come visit her on Sunday. Of course, after hearing how she cried for her Mommy in the courtroom, we were all surprised to hear she invited her sister Nicky and on-again-off-again-boyfriend-lover-pimp-whatever Stavros Niarchos to be her two visitors. Apparently being her mother affords one the benefit of having her scream your name when she's up to her ears in self-created-shit, but doesn't get you a visit. Classy.
Lest any of us forgot for a moment how better-than-everyone-else the Hilton bunch think they are, however, this visit was clear that they do....and apparently, so does LA County.
Of course, after Paris's release, we all knew Baca was getting his dick sucked by someone in the Hilton camp, but this was even better. It seems that at Twin Towers, visitor for inmates must wait anywhere from 2-4 hours in a long line outside before getting into the building. That is, of course, unless you're on your way to see Paris.
After a mere 15 minute wait, Nicky and Stavros were escorted inside, through an empty visiting room, and into a private room to visit with Paris for an hour, according to TMZ. Oh yea, that's what Paris needed to redeem herself.
But as they say in the infomercial biz, Wait, there's more! Sunday night the queen of all dramas called Barbara Walters -- collect -- to talk about how much her harrowing "ordeal" has changed her! Before even being behind bars a week, she's a changed woman!
Now we are supposed to believe she's a whole new person. BUT.....in the interest of her incessant need to exploit whatever she (or her publicists, as the case may be) can think of in order to promote herself. So now she's telling Barbara, in a phone call which Babs would later relay to the audience of The View this morning, that she has found God in jail....even saying he has "released her spirit".
But ever the equal opportunity exploiter, our fave spoiled bitch doesn't stop there. Nope, there's STILL more! According to Paris (via Babwa), she plans on opening a place for disabled children to play called, of all fucking things, Paris Hilton's Playhouse. But of course! Can't leave off her name...if they did, she wouldn't get the attention she needs!!!
So, just in case any of us were stupid enough to believe her whole selfless "there are more important things than me" act, less than 24 hours later, she was good enough to educate our ignorant asses. That's right folks, we can never forget that the only important thing in Paris's little world is Paris.....no matter how selfless she tries to act. She just ain't that good an actress. Hell, she can't even pull it off when out of sight for a couple of weeks.
Stupid, spoiled little bitch.
THIS SITE has some great video of Paris..... Really makes you wonder how in the fuck people can stand her at all!
Hilton is truly living the simple life, in a room Whitmore described as a little more than 100 square feet, with a toilet, sink and "a sliver of a window." copyright The Associated Press, 6-9-07
truly living the simple life...hahahaha....there's some comedians at the AP! Wonder if E! could send in cameras? that'd be kewl...:D
Seems Paris' "hard times" are bringing out the comedian in lots of folks!
quick vote on cnn.com:
Paris Hilton out of jail: Is that what you call justice?
Yes, she should do her time like everyone else. 92% No, the judge is being unnecessarily hard on the heiress. 6.8% Yes, but she should be able to serve her time in a nicer facility. 1% 523,454 Total Respondents.
What does Baca have to say for himself? READ HERE and see his ignorant views!
Sunday night, at the MTV awards, Paris told reporters "I’m ready to face my sentence." which is part of this article which points out just a few of the disgusting aspects of this case.
Sara Silverman was famously "picking on" Paris during the opening monologue of the awards show. 58 minutes into the live broadcast, Dane Cook was on the stage. During his speaking, Dane says that Paris was so upset by Silverman's comments that she 'decided to check into prison early'. That was at 5:58pm PDT. Paris' booking procedure began, according to the press released information from the Sheriff's department, at 11:38pm, precisely 5 hours and 40 minutes later.
Dane Cook says she's upset so she's checking in early.....5 hours later, she's checking in early.....coincidence? You decide!
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According to this article Paris' attorney said she would use her jail time to "reflect on her life". What kind of a pitiful life only has 3 days needed for sufficient reflection??? Apparently that of a spoiled little rich girl in Hollywood whose grandfather worked hard so that she wouldn't have to....work....to follow the law....to be a decent citizen....you know, all of those pesky trivial things us REAL people have to put up with!
This article covers Hilton's disgustingly cocky statement, in which she said she'd like to thank the Sheriff's department for treating her "fairly and professionally." HA!!!!! There was NOTHING fair about Hilton's treatment. She should still be there, she should be there for another 40 days. Treated fairly my ass.
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A few pictures of Paris Hilton in all her glory! All photos are property of TMZ.com.
Here's an example of the depths to which Paris Hilton will sink to try and gain public support for her "hard times"
NO ONE WHO HAS EVER CARRIED BOOKS BELIEVES THIS WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A PHOTO OP!!! In this picture Hilton shows us two things: 1. She's clearly never carried books before in her life, and 2. Her handlers spent a good amount of time arranging these juuuuuuuuuuuuust SO before she walked out, to make sure the photographers got a great shot of the title of both books.
did ANYONE believe Paris when she said: "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation."
If so, just go ahead and kill yourself now, you gullible idiot.
now THIS is EXACTLY how "loved" Hilton truly is!
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This is the video of the hilarious and sadly true song
"Paris Hilton Go Away!!"
these videos, hosted with accompanying articles on tmz.com, show that some famous people - namely Shanna Moakler, Sophia Bush, and Cheryl Burke - believe in real justice, and that Paris deserved to rot in prison. I'm not sure what Paris ever did to Cheryl, other than being annoying....but her fucking the husbands of the other two probably helped to contribute to their dislike of the intolerable obnoxious celebubrat.
THIS VOTE on MSNBC shows the disgust of people, with a current tally of 94% of the 120k+ respondents saying this release is a joke!
There used to be a time when elected officials cared if they were pissing off 94% of the people....but I suppose Lee Baca either doesn't care, or hopes like hell that the money the Hilton's will give him for his reelection will be enough to make people forget that he doesn't give a shit about the law or court orders.
Help support the effort to recall this lawbreaking public official! More information can be found at THIS SITE
July 27, 2007: Paris Hilton lists her Hollywood Hills home on the market for $4.25 million.
Her usually chatty rep is confirming the listing, but refusing to elaborate. Any guesses? Could this possibly be related to her neighbors signing a petition while she was in jail saying how much they didn't want her living there anymore? hmmmmm??
July 13, 2007: So stop me if you've heard this one before: it appears Paris Hilton may have been given preferential treatment while in jail. Please try to contain your gasps of shock.
MSN is reporting that the Sheriff's department (for the very little they are worth in this case), are investigating allegations which include special phone privileges (really? You mean all of those phone interviews WEREN'T held on a payphone?? My God!), special clothing, and the delivery of her mail by a jail captain rather than an inmate trustee.
But this is probably the best part of this whole situation: Who do you think is behind these allegations? Other disgruntled inmates? Nope, in fact it is members of the Association for Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs that lodged the complaint. Now, I'm no genius, but don't you have to figure when it's the damned cops bitching about how special she was treated, that there are some teeth to this charge? Stay tuned!
July 7, 2007: Paris posts on her myspace page begging her "fans" (read: horny old men who can't get any ass and so her skanky diseased twat will suffice) to vote for her for a teen choice award. Votes can be placed here. Here's to hoping that the millions who can't stand her disease ridden ass out vote those who would fuck it anyway.
July 6, 2007:Funny or Die puts up a video of Paris, with a "metal ballad" rendition of her "journal" entry read on LKL. The video is comprised of clips of Paris, including her talking about smoking weed, and some of the great footage from the New Year's party...the video with her saying n*gger and f*ggot a lot.
That's right.......she can't run from what she's done, mainly because she's trying to act like she never did it. Apparently because she is that stupid, she's trying to convince herself everyone else is as well.
June 30, 2007: Proving that white trash even comes in decorated bejeweled packages, Paris Hilton's personalized Mercedes McLaren was repossessed the day after she was released from jail. It was purchased by Club Paris owner Fred Khalilian in Florida. According to news reports, Hilton's Mercedes was repossessed the day after she was released from jail, due to missing "several payments".
June 27, 2007: By her second day of freedom, Paris was making the expected media rounds, with her first televised interview pretaped and scheduled to air at 9 p.m. EDT on Larry King "Live" (though clearly it isn't live). People magazine has already completed their interview with Paris before her 3 p.m. arrival at CNN, publishing a cover with her on it and some details of the interview. It seems as though the magazine either moved at lightening speed, or they interviewed her while she kept a "low profile" and spent time with only family yesterday.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
June 26, 2007: Paris walks out of Lynwood jail at 12:20 a.m. Several hours later Sheriff Lee Baca angrily defends his decision to let Paris out on June 7th after serving only 3 days of a 45 day sentence.
Testifying before the LA County Board of Supervisors, Baca tells them that Paris was suffering from "decompensating", a mental condition which can cause depression and hallucination. He had to let her out, he says, to save her life. Though Hilton's own physicians could not agree on a course of treatment, Baca testified that he felt she would die if kept behind bars. Supervisor Don Knabe questioned whether Hilton was really that ill.
“She looked pretty healthy at the MTV awards before going to jail,” he said.
The board took no action.
June 25, 2007: It must suck to be Paris. You'd think that this morning, when she awoke, she was no doubt very excited about this being her last day in the pokey....at least this time around. However, I'm sure the internet access she no doubt has as well as all of the phone calls she's been making have clued her in to the news:
TMZ reports that Paris' Hollywood Hills home has been vandalized in anticipation of her return home tomorrow. What did the vandals write? Welcome home? Free at last? We love you? nonono.....you must think on a larger scale! This is, after all, the digital age. The tagger left a website address on Hilton's wall --- parisexposed.com
For any who don't know, that's the site that bought the contents of the storage room she didn't pay for, including the footage of her at parties using slurs like n*gger, f*ggot, and, my personal favorite, p*blic school kid.....
Also in today's news is a bit of a stomach churn. It seems that The Learning Annex is offering Paris a one million dollar per lecture offer in which she would give one hour lectures on how to "Build your Brand"....since apparently she is considered a brand herself...
This is the biggest paycheck for a speaker in the world....Donald Trump even comes in second....(although you can probably bet that won't last....the Donald is not known for liking the second fiddle position, and I certainly don't see that changing with Paris at the helm!)
So here's the question of the day folks: Since when did getting rich on daddy's name become a marketable skill? WTF has she ever done? She can't sing, she can't act, and she's fucked so many in Hollywood now that I'm sorry, can anyone who watches her homemade porno anymore think of anything other than the nasty skank that's crusted on her coochie?? How in the fuck does this guy who runs The Learning Annex think that anyone interested in increasing their personal status in this world will want to take lessons from a high school dropout who can't even read her own mail???
THIS is what we are promoting these days???? Fuck....things just get worse and worse!
June 23, 2007: Well, we can all be glad that NBC canned their $1 million interview with Paris; unfortunately, it seems CNN has now gone to the dogs. Or the whores, whatever.
At least on the bright side, there has as yet not been any report of CNN paying for this interview.
TMZ reports that not Paris will be on Larry King on Wednesday night. Sadly, this is likely going to be one of the best-ever rated Larry King shows....Paris' half dozen fans surely will boost Larry King's ratings.
O.o
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...in other news to turn your stomach, the Paris loving - truth be damned editor in chief of TMZ, Harvey Levin, will be guest hosting King's show on Monday. The report is that Harvey's guests will include an LA County Sheriff's official (no doubt so they can chat about how right the Sheriff was to let her out), and the top dog of the Paris defense team, Richard Hutton (no doubt so they can chat about how right the Sheriff was to let her out.....and how wrong the judge was to put her in jail to begin with).
Now, let's all react to this earth-shattering news about the totally unpredictable guests Levin will interview together, shall we? Ready?
*GASP*
Yea, that's gotta be enough to show how unshocking Levin's bullshit is.
June 22, 2007:TMZ reports this morning that Paris spoke with Ryan Seacrest from jail, telling him how tired she is of being "mocked" by the media (but of course she doesn't mind them paying her a million bucks for an interview) she's also reportedly had an increase on the gratitude scale, where she is grateful just to have a pillow at night or to have food (yea, that's why she is making NBC pay her a million bucks....for a pillow)
she also complains that she is "NOT a criminal", and it's so sad that her visits have to be conducted from behind glass like she is. Ok, wait now. Does everyone remember back when Paris told us that she was ready for jail? Sure, we didn't buy the sentiment then, and we don't buy it now, but here's a question:
How could someone who is not a criminal be ready to go to jail? It does seem to make some sense that she would have a nervous breakdown if she was sitting there in jail mourning how she is not a criminal but is in there with all of those icky ones....
Additionally, Paris is reported to be planning a photo shoot which will net her in the $300,000 range after her release....
Is is possible for her to be exploiting this 3 weeks anymore? I mean, she's looking at making nearly what she made in fiscal '04 over this three weeks! Good God, how much is she going to be rewarded for being a dumb bitch who went to jail????
But yea, let's not forget....she's changed so much! I'm waiting to discover the change.....
UPDATE: After Paris called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and gave the exclusive scoop to him, NBC has canceled the planned interview they were said to be paying her $1million for on Tuesday. How sad, little miss Hilton screwed herself by blabbing for publicity a bit too soon....
Gosh, I hope she can survive without that money!
June 21, 2007: In what will likely long be remembered as the defining act that clarified just how far into the gutter our society has fallen, NBC offered Paris Hilton a reported $1 million to appear on their show the day after she is released. (June 26).
Paris has clearly shown, despite her protestations that none of us believed a couple of weeks ago, that she's only interested about the self-promotion aspect of this situation. How pathetic that she is rewarded for such a thing.
June 20, 2007: To be filed, I'm sure, in the "Oh my God, do we really give so much of a shit about this that it's news???" files, TMZ reports that Paris shipped out 20 crates of fan mail today via her manager. Apparently Paris has been spending her 23 hours a day that she's in her cell doing something at least remotely productive....she's acting like the people who are the entire reason for her "celebrity" status are actually alive in her world.
For those of us who didn't spend the last two weeks writing hundreds of letters to the air-ess, (she's gotten more mail than anyone ever has in the LA jails.....of course, she's also been in a lot longer than other celebrities...), I'm sure this earth-shattering news really rocks our world....or, you know, not.
However, I'm sure the Paris fans who have been sitting by the mail anxiously awaiting a reply (oh come on, you know there's at least one or two out there who'd be that stupid) will be thrilled with this news. However, could they not have discovered this on their own in 3-4 days when the letters arrived?
Now, think this over carefully before you answer...it's a biggie:
Could it be...I mean, do you think it's even a little bit possible, that the ENTIRE reason this was reported was because Paris has some sort of constant need for attention and is going through withdrawals??
Just a thought.
;)
June 19, 2007: Paris sends message to TMZ.com through a rep who visited her today to say that she is being treated just like everyone else. She wants everyone to know that she's being treated just like all of the other inmates. Oh yea, because as we all know, every prisoner at Lynwood has their publicity people visiting them to take press releases. O.o
Anywhoo, here's a question for the masses: Paris is in solitary. She's in the VIP wing. She's not sharing a cell. She doesn't see the general population except perhaps during her 1 hour a day that she gets out (not counting visits, but I'm guessing here that her visits aren't with fellow prisoners). So, with what authority is she saying this? She doesn't see them, how the hell does she know how they are being treated? And beyond that, HELLO! she's in the VIP wing, in solitary. That's not how the general population is treated Paris! Everyone else is sharing cells with strangers in the main area of the prison.
Being treated no differently my ass. Does she really think we're going to buy this??? Wait.....maybe her fans are. Perhaps her BS is how she keeps them. God knows it's not her talent.
June 17, 2007: As expected, Rick and Kathy Hilton showed up at the jail for a Father's Day visit with Paris. Rick reported that Paris made him a beautiful card while in the clink. It must have been quite a new experience for Papa Hilton to receive only a handmade, heart-felt gift. While leaving, Kathy tells photographers that Paris' spirits are good, but she is still very cold in her cell. So cold, in fact, that Kathy says she is worried that Paris has shivered so excessively that she has broken her arm. I'd have to seek medical validation on this, but I'm fairly certain that unless Paris has a severe case of brittle bones, it would be physically impossible for her to have shivered her way to a broken arm.
Like most public buildings, however, jails use a common ventilation system. These repeated reports of frigid cells are something which should be looked into. Most public spaces keep the temperature within a couple of degrees of room temperature, usually in the 70-75 range, although the concrete used in the construction of jails does keep things cooler. However, if this jail is so frigid that in southern California in the middle of June people are shivering so much that they have to worry that they have broken bones from it, there's a problem. It could be that Paris is used to a much warmer environment, or it could be that Paris is being a drama queen, or it could be that it's really cold in there. Issues like this would be easily solvable, it would seem, by offering prisoners a choice of short or long sleeved shirts. Is that concept really that complicated?
If nothing else, there is an aspect of public service to Paris' stint in the clink. Jailing someone so accustomed to getting everything they want results in them complaining about everything they don't like. Paris' complaining nature could well help to expose the poor conditions that prisoners suffer through on a daily basis. These revelations will not be as thorough as they should be, however, because Paris is eternally separated from the general population in a special VIP room, which certainly limits her ability to relate to those who are actually treated like prisoners.
Perez Hilton reports that Paris' neighbors aren't too happy with her living near them. They are asking for the support of other neighbors and considering hiring a lawyer to explore their legal options for booting Paris from the neighborhood.
Meanwhile from Lynwood, Paris is once again reportedly talking of changing her ways when she exits the facility next week. It should be interesting to see how this works out. To help her in an effort to improve her life, however, Paris is said to be reading self-help books in her cell. Here's to hoping she understands enough words to do some good!
June 16, 2007: Back at Lynwood, Paris is no longer bound by a rigid twice weekly visitation schedule. Nicki and her boyfriend David Katzenberg showed up at the jail to visit with Paris. They were accompanied by an unknown blond, but as the jail only allows two visitors at a time, the blond did not go in.
On her way out of the jail, Nicki is photographed giving a small red package to a guard. It is quickly speculated that this could have been either a gift for Paris, or a "thank you" gift of sorts for the guard(s). The reports are fast to argue, however, that a gift for Paris would have been given to Paris, or at least given to the guard present during the visitation. (The guard was likely outside the visitation room, given Paris' crime, but there was a guard there, somewhere.)
June 15, 2007:TMZ reports that law enforcement sources have informed them that Paris is mentally hanging on "by a thread". According to the sources, Paris prays constantly in her cell, asking for strength. Oh, and a makeup artist.
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"One of the surprising revelations from last nights CNN interview with Paris Hilton was when Larry King asked Paris if she's ever been addicted to drugs. And Paris says no. And then King asks her if she's ever taken drugs. And Paris says no. And then he asks her again if she's ever taken drugs. And she again says no. This was a surprising revelation because Paris Hilton does tons of drugs. Like in this video, for example. Or this one. Or this one. Some may argue that mushrooms and marijuana aren't real drugs and they're not dangerous because they're all natural. Well bears and lightning are all natural too. Go give the bear a big hug Paris. It's from nature!"
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Actually, I know what Paris's problem is. She's a pathological malignant narcissist. Here's an example:
"The problem is that the only person Dana cares about is Dana.
So much for Paris being a changed woman! She has already went back to her old habits. Check out the video to see the only thing Paris is good at. See Paris drunk and acting stupid!
In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!
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The Today Show has agreed to pay Paris $1 Million Dollars for her first interview after leaving jail! I am emailing NBC to complain about this. Paris is not worth $1Million Dollars! She is a High School Dropout and has no talent. They should offer an award winning actress or a Grammy winner that much money but not Paris Hilton! What has she contributed to society to deserve a $1Million Dollars? She is just a drunken party girl with no goals or education! She broke the law and does not deserve to recieve $1 Million Dollars to talk about it. I did not think that the law allowed you to profit from your crimes? What is this world coming to? Everyone should email the Today Show ASAP at Today@msnbc.com and complain about this!
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