Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." Read more funny jokes at www.mebefunny.blogspot.com
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY!! Thai Palms Halloween Party on Oct. 31st doors open @ 8p!! Alright ya'll! We got the hottest sexiest costume party in the Valley for Halloween!!!! We have "Out of Order" Adult Novelty store Co-hosting this years WICKED FANTASY COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND COSTUME CONTEST!! Red Carpet Entrance and Professional Photo Shoot! With 15 Female models and 5 Male models to walk the runway with the hottest adult erotic costume collection, DeJavu mixin on the 1's n 2's all night!! OVER 1,000 LASER BEAMS(synchronized w the beats), Blacklighting, Strobe lighting, Fog machines, and 10ft VIDEO MIXING!! Free handouts all night: Adult novelty gifts, freaky drinks, and BEDROOM FANTASY SWING!!! Also offering Hair coloring, Facials, Waxing, Permenant Make-up, eyelash perms, and Nails!! DON'T FORGET THE Mr. & Mrs. Costume Contest
Wednsday Nights @ Thai Palms are now the funnest Newest thing in Fresno!! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! With 8 comedians each night, 1 Headline Comic, Yours Truely, Aaron Stewart as Host, $1beers, $5 pitchers, and 120+ ppl EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! The whole show starts at 9p sharp! 3 new Valley Comics, and some of Fresno's Finest performers!
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY!! Thai Palms Halloween Party on Oct. 31st doors open @ 8p!! Alright ya'll! We got the hottest sexiest costume party in the Valley for Halloween!!!! We have "Out of Order" Adult Novelty store Co-hosting this years WICKED FANTASY COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND COSTUME CONTEST!! Red Carpet Entrance and Professional Photo Shoot! With 15 Female models and 5 Male models to walk the runway with the hottest adult erotic costume collection, DeJavu mixin on the 1's n 2's all night!! OVER 1,000 LASER BEAMS(synchronized w the beats), Blacklighting, Strobe lighting, Fog machines, and 10ft VIDEO MIXING!! Free handouts all night: Adult novelty gifts, freaky drinks, and BEDROOM FANTASY SWING!!! Also offering Hair coloring, Facials, Waxing, Permenant Make-up, eyelash perms, and Nails!! DON'T FORGET THE Mr. & Mrs. Costume Contest
Wednsday Nights @ Thai Palms are now the funnest Newest thing in Fresno!! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! With 8 comedians each night, 1 Headline Comic, Yours Truely, Aaron Stewart as Host, $1beers, $5 pitchers, and 120+ ppl EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! The whole show starts at 9p sharp! 3 new Valley Comics, and some of Fresno's Finest performers!
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!! We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well! It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for THIS SHOW and our HALLOWEEN COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND FANTASY BALL! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!! We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well! It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
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