Professionally, I am promoting Dylumniati, Raul, Phil M. Cockenbolz, Old Joe & Thug Radio, (ThugRadio.net). I am trying to get them out there in the world so people can enjoy the comedy they bring. Laughter is a wonderful thing. Personally, I'm just an artsy nerd. My passion is Painting. I love Tole Painting, Decorative painting, Watercolors...pretty much whatever I can get my brushes on I'll paint. Photograpy. History. Movies. Comedy. Music. I also love animals. While growing up, my family always had at least one English Springer Spaniel,so I am partial to them as a breed of dog. Most recently I fell in love with Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Bernese Mountain Dogs. I know, they are completely opposite dogs, but they are both beautiful breeds. If I had room, I'd have a couple of each. Right now I just have to admire them. I also like monkeys. I wish it weren't illegal to have one as a pet, because I'd get one in a second. I would love to be able to have a refuge for homeless animals to be loved and taken care of.
Disney Movies: Lion King is the BEST.
V for Vendetta, American History X, Why Do Fools Fall In Love, Empire Records, Top Gun, A Few Good Men, Troy, Mists Of Avalon, The Back To The Future Series, Love And Basketball, Basketball, The Lord Of The Ring Series, Helen Of Troy, Booty Call, Alexander, Brahm Stoker's Dracula, Def Jam's How To Be A Player, Interview With The Vampire, Elizabeth, Elizabeth - The Golden Age, Bone Collector, Minority Report, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Curious George, The Princess Bride, and many, many, many more. I like all different kinds, depending on my mood. I can go from 15-year-old-boy-penis-humor-movies to drama in a moment, which is why I like too many to list.
Television
House & Bones. I used to love Law & Order SVU, but NBC only broadcasts in letterbox, which I DESPISE, so I don't watch it anymore. The 4400, South Park, Monk, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simsons, The Closer, Silk Stalkings, The Girls Next Door. The History Channel - anything on Greece, Eqypt and ancient history.
Books
Love, Life, Humor & Revolution: My Book Of Rhymes
Anne Rice's Vamire Books!!
Edith Hamiltion's Greek Mythology
Anything about Greek Mythology
I must admit, I'm not much of a reader, which I despise, I just am so busy and crazy that when I finally have time to read, I fall asleep. So it takes me a long, long time to read a book. If it captivates me, I'll read it everyday for a year...whatever it takes to read it. I wish I were the kind of person who could just sit and read a book in a day, but I'm not, so I deal with it.
Please put a link or two everywhere you go and help let muthafuckaz know!
Copy and Paste the HTML below onto your website, forums, any section of your MySpace profile or wherever the fuck you want. Fuckin' do it. Don't fuckin' argue with me, fuckin' do it. I'll fuckin' bite you. I mean, please?
Now that that's out of the way, please help me promote this site and my shit, but putting some links up around the world-wide web. I spend way too much time promoting and this would give me more time to work on the site and other endeavors, such as more comedy shit. So just copy the html text from the box of the link you want and paste it somewhere everyone in the world will see it and click it. For every link that goes up somewhere, I will give a free handjob...to myself.
I want to play a game: read my My Big Gay Wedding Experience blog and leave a comment. Recommend it to others and maybe together we can make the world a better place.
VOTE OR DIE, the choice is yours.
Peace,
D
P.S. Puffy's fuckin' stupid. Even if we vote we're still gonna die.
Holy cow poop in a blender, Raul has been informed by MySpace that you are aging again. I don't know why anyone would be so very interested in aging every year. Raul only ages every five years so I may keep up with fresh crops of womens. Now that it is your birthday again Raul will offer you a slurpee and a smile and the enormous PENIS of Raul. You have to share it with all of your friend, much like the cake of your birth. O.K. happy birthday and happy Raul PENIS.
Oh, are you having a birthday? Take it from me, it's better if you stop now while you're young. Growing old is a dirty bitch with herpes on her period.
I got you a little something...it's in my diaper. Come and get it.
Thanks for the help on the song. Don't forget to let muthafuckaz know about this new shit we're doing while waiting for D to come up with some new shit.
Here's the link that probably won't work due to MySpace's penchant for censorship of external links: I Don't Ever Wanna See You Again (A Cappella) (http://www.sendspace.com/file/7yxr20)
Thanks for the cookies! You're the best. How is everyone doing this xmas holiday? I can only make it up for part of xmas eve and xmas day. It sux, but at least i can come up for a day. Have a merry xmas if i dont hear from you.
I'll keep that in mind about carla. Yes, I am pregnant!!!! Very excited. Hasn't really hit me yet though. I started making a baby blanket. Bobby said I should be making two!
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Hope your Vacation is going well, mean while Josie and I are going to kill you know who....Don't be surpised if she is missing when you come back!!! Hope your 4th of Great!!
