Our baristas:
Ryan
Savannah
John
Janine
Katrina
Liz
Drew
Brian
Blake
Ida
Ines
James
Kathleen
Music
The Raincoats, Patti Smith, Cat Power, Octopus Project, Brothers and Sisters, Dylan, Neil Young, International Waters, The Byrds, The Black, Voxtrot, Sunset, and anyone who plays in store.
We're a locally owned coffee shop that serves coffees, teas, Mexican Cokes, breakfast and lunch paninis, fresh pastries, and vegan snacks. We also serve an eclectic selection of beer and wine!
Come check out our HOUR(s) OF POWER from 8-11 p.m. daily with $1 Lone Star pints!
Who I'd like to meet: Singer/songwriters, DJs, bakers, brewers, caffeine addicts, artists, Brentwood/Allandale peeps, people who drink coffee and tea and Mexican Coke (but not necessarily together), and people who like to keep Austin weird by wearing that T-shirt.
Lovejoy’s Taproom and The Rondo Hatton Corp. presents…
*THE 64TH ANNUAL KLAUS KINSKI INVITATIONAL CRAWLSPACE STRANGLING COMPETITION*
Join The Saltworth Sundries 9 o’clock this Thursday April 2nd at Lovejoy’s for the 64th annual Klaus Kinski Invitational Crawlspace Strangling Competition!
See the world’s greatest stranglers ply their trade and duke it out (or squeeze it out, rather) before a panel of our time’s finest goons, louts, and “big apes”.
Emceed by Jack Lemon w/refreshments provided by Hydrox. Music by your The Saltworth Sundries!
Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth cordially invite you to the circumcision ceremony their oldest boys The Saltworth Sundries on Friday The Year of Our Lord 3/27.
The proceedings start at 10pm at The Creekside (606 E. 7th St. Austin, TX) with the musical group Man Carter giving the commencement address.
…followed by The Victims of Leisure at 11pm
…then Charlie Hurtin and The Hecklers at midnight
…finally your The Saltworth Sundries take the plunge into manhood at 1am
The Venerable Henry Gibson (of Laugh-In fame) will be there to act as Mohel for the proceedings and sign autographs immediately afterwards. This will be a “scalpel free” ceremony performed in the traditional metzitzah b'peh manner involving surgery by oral application exclusively.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: By “Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth” what we mean is Mr. Olaf Falaflafler and current escort. …but in his defense, he does get attached. ]
This Thursday March 12 at The Carousel Lounge The Saltworth Sundries and DJ Crackerjack team up to bring you a roots/rockabilly explosion!
This is a benefit for The Texas Rollergirls all-star travel team The Texecutioners. The incredible Crackerjack, jockey a’ discs will be spinning rockabilly vinyl from 9-11. Your The Saltworth Sundries take the floor at 11pm.
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