2009! It's now our 11th year chomping at the bit. So far this year, Mike Mayo followed Lemmy from Motorhead all the way to New York City. Cardenas has dead-lined more diesel trucks than what a whole gang of lot lizards in Wells, NV could do. Sasich, out side of perfecting the 'behind the head' guitar solo, has been working non-stop in his very own professional recording studio. Haskins left the tire industry to travel the country and Erik has nearly fallen dead from booze and cocaine. What does all of this have in common? IT'S ROCK N' ROLL, FRIENDS! This ain't some Emo get-up with white belts and girl pants. Fuck No! It's old school rock n' roll that will crack your balls and leave your ears bleeding!!! So sit back, turn that shit up!! And prepare for us to be passing out soon in a gutter near you!
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THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
My Dear THUNDERFIST, I want you to know that your music and your songs are my passion. I am addicted to THUNDERFIST. There is something that pulls me towards them. DI PS:Follow Me Twitter at http://twitter.com/iaent
Hey there!! If you're gonna be in the Brisbane area in December, we're supporting Spitfireliar at their album launch. Check out our myspace page for all the details. Would love to see ya there!
"There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will." Epictetus WE HOPE YOUR WEEK IS ROCKING HARD!! Much love, Shawn THE HAVEN EFFECT
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
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JAMAICA'S ORIGINAL GENERAL SMILEY WILL B IN TOWN W/THE 1 & ONLY SOULMEDIC THIS FRIDAY NITE @ THE MURRAY HUKA SHARING THE STAGE W/OUR VERY OWN LOCALS DJ ROOTS RAWKA, CODI JORDAN & SPEARIT!!!
IF YOUR FAMILIAR W/THESE BANDS THEN U ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IZ! IF UR NOT I CAN JUST TELL U THAT THIS IS AN AMAZING LINE-UP OF EXTREMELY TALENTED MUSICICANS WHO WILL ROCK UR ASS SO BRING CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!!
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People all over the country are requesting their "I'm Just Bad Ass" Sticker's (http://bit.ly/47Ng85). Send your Name & Address to bbamagic@yahoo.com or in a message right here on myspace (put the word Sticker in the subject line) and Ill send one to you for FREE! And remember, Take a picture of your sticker where ever it may be and ill post it up along with all the other pictures people are sending me.
Come witness the extreme Halloween spectacle, tuesday October 27th, @ Murray Theater. Combichrist (currently on the Zombichrist tour) will be accompanied by the eleged Stem Cell Ghost and the tantalizing Sex on the Run as they blow the Motha F#%&in roof of the joint!!!.... As the army of zombies are subdued by the captivating ways of multiple manipulators, this will truly be one Halloween event you'll have to see to believe...
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