...Ew. Vagina = the man-eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors. That's what I picture when I think of vagina. Which is only when girls talk about theirs in front of me. Once and only once, because after that we're just not friends anymore.
i love you and i miss you very much and i just thought that you and everyone who looks at your myspace should know that i love being in love with you <3
Let's just say you've had a handful of London on several separate occasions. While James stood by and laughed.
DIRTY SEXUAL SECRETS. Honestly, Thursday, you're turning a new leaf in my mind. Spreading those slutty wings and soaring above the sperm ocean. I'm not sure I like this new side I'm seeing.
Well you've certainly tried. I'll leave you in the dark about how far it's gone.
Well now I regret not delving into deep conversation with you whenever we get hammed together. Fortunately for all your dark little secrets, that's not really my style, and I can't keep a secret to save my life. And hey now, spanking your child isn't incest! It's punishment for being bad! Whether I choose to enjoy it or not is my own deal...and I've been very, very bad.
HAHA. Oh god, cocaine, drinking, sex tapes! I can't look at you the same way ever again! This changes everything! I found your rosy-cheeked innocence so intriguing before!