A long time ago, Hell, I can't even remember how long now; Robots came to our city, and destroyed everything we ever knew.

We escaped in the fleets fastest pontoon boat, and made our way to the Mysterious and Forbidding Skull & Bones Island.

Taken in by the savage Mojito tribe, The protectors of the island; We were quickly taught the secrets that, as fate would have it, were set in place for us, The Chosen Ones , many, many centuries ago.

The elders had predicted the "Day of the Robots"; and in their wisdom, created a training facility called "The Learnstitute". Carved into the side of a mountain; The technology and natural wonders of the Learnstitute, are far beyond the comprehension of the "Science" known today.

Here, as the years passed; We learned the Way of the Mug as taught in the "Cave of Mugs". We Drank hard, and grew strong. And now, we are ready to share our knowledge with you.

Step 1: Grab a drink from the swankest booze slinger on the internet. Tiki Johnny

Step 2: Start at the first episode and Watch Tiki Bar TV from beginning to end.

Step 3: Join the Forum . Warning : Not for the Sober or sane of mind.

Step 4: Read the online comic Strip at Tiki Avengers.com

Step 5: Enjoy