Paris - "Don't Stop the Movement"
writin', readin', learnin', lovin', laughin' and the ladies!
i write songs, poetry, comedy, stories and movies!!!!
i read informational shit, or things to center this cracka!
i'll learn anythin' ya wanna teach me.
i love anythin' alot and often!!!!!
i laugh at just about everythin'!!!!
if ya have read this section before, it used to say how much i sucked with the ladies, apparently im not as bad as i thought cause i met an awesome girl named bonnie and i love this chick man!
i love every aspect of the outdoors. i still climb trees and cross creeks and catch frogs like a nerd. i have no problem just goin' outside and pitchin' a tent anywhere i feel like campin', so if theres a fat dude poopin' on ya lawn, just shew me off with the daily herald, i won't bite. i play disc golf alot
and gettin' pretty damn good. i dabble in charcuterie. it was somethin' that i got into when i was a butcher in antioch. i like cookin' but not a fan of others recipes. im intrigued by theological myths, conspiracy realities, animals includin' humans, politics, history and basically findin' the truth to bologna.
Musica
ICP,
atmosphere,
bob marley>,
sage francis,
primus, flyin' frog brigade, KRS-ONE, system of a down, colonel claypools bucket of bernie brain, buckethead and brain,
rehab, philip morris, fluid minds, notebook noise, george clinton, bootsy collins, parlament funkadelic, curtis mayfield, portishead, gnarls barkley, frank zappa,
twiztid,
eazy-e,
warren g, bill withers, the sex pistols, paris,
bone thugs n harmony,
rick james,
dr teeth and the electric mayhem ,
john lee hooker> ,ray charles, muddy waters, temptations, ben e king, otis redding, marvin gaye, al green, tenacious d, nazareth, ac dc, skid row, rage against the machine, jerry reed, ol' dirty bastard, eyedea and dj abilities, sublime, slightly stoopid, pepper, gleek, product of a sick joke,
wingnut,
steve wik,
funky boo boo nutz,
8 fold, hey pablo, is you is, cream tangerine, eminem, notorious b.i.g., nirvana, beastie boys, ben harper, blaze, rolling stones, janis joplin(and big brother holding company), jimi hendrix,
jim croce, slipknot, pantera, aretha franklin, everlast, house of pain, cypress hill, the zombies, blind melon, grateful dead, snoop doggy dog, jack johnson and theres a ton more ill update it as i think of em but i am also the front man for the band wigum heres our video
Film
into the wild, the secret, zeitgeist, esoteric agenda, kymatica, the obama deception, terrorstorm, end game, loose change, sicko, america-freedom to facism, who framed roger rabbit?, fear and loathing in las vegas, sin city, 300, one flew over the coo coo's nest, kung fu hustle, gummo, pulp fiction, jackie brown, kill bill 1 & 2, resevoir dogs, drunken master,orgasmo, baseketball, the propheicy,black sheep, tommy boy, almost heroes, all the american pies, platoon,all the spiderman flicks, all the xmen flicks, nacho libre, the jackel, all the die hard flicks, and lethal weapon flicks, 12 monkeys, apocalypto, the aristocrats, all the austin powers glicks, bad santa, bad news bears old and new, batman begins, the dark knight, the beach, beavis and butthead do america, big money hustlers, blair witch project, boondock saints, borat, bowling for columbine, braveheart, brewsters millions, ted bundy, the butterfly effect,casino, catch me if ya can, the day after tomorrow, death to smoochy, detroit rock city, both deuce bigalows, deuces wild, dodgeball, dogma, eight crazy nights,elf, envy, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, evolution, fahrenheit 911, fight club, forrest gump, frankenstein old and new, freddy got fingered, all the friday movies, funland, gangs of new york,garbage pail kids,ed gein, get shorty,goonies,harold and kumar go to white castle, house of 1000 corpses, insomnia, jay and silent bob strike back, killer klowns from outer space, all king kong flicks made, ladykillers,the last boy scout, little nicky, longest yard old and new, all three lord of the rings, lucky number sleven, made, marihuana, mars attacks, me myself and irene, monsters inc, mr deeds, napoleon dynamite, the newton boys, night of the living dead old and new, carnival of souls, oceans 11 12 13, out cold, the passion of the christ, the last temptation of the christ, pirates of the caribbean 1 2 3, porkys, ray, reefer madness, rumble in the bronx, say it isn't so,saw, scarface, school of rock, shaun of the dead, the shining, signs, snake eyes, snatch, south park bigger longer uncut, spaceballs, stuck on you, super size me, team america world police,texas chainsaw massacres old new and prequel, all the teenage mutant ninja turtle flicks, tenacious d the pick of destiny, thirteen days, the toy, vampire in brooklyn, waiting, war of the worlds, waterboy, the wedding singer, the weather man, willard, don't be a menace to south central while drinkin' ya juice in the hood, im gonna get ya sucka, blankman, roger and me. ill put more when i think of em
Televisione
T.V. IS THE WORSE FOR YA THAN CRACK AND HEROIN COOKED UP IN A RUSTY HILLS BROTHERS COFFEE CAN. ITS A GREAT INVENTION BUT FELL INTO THE HANDS OF SOME EVIL FOLKS.
ID LOVE TO HAVE A HONEST SOURCE OF NEWS BUT THE MEDIA IN AMERICA IS AS BAD AS CHINA. THAT BEIN' SAID, I WATCH.................. Comments
the daily show, the colbert report, simpsons,king of the hill, futurama, family guy, south park, lil' bush, beavis and butthead, looney tunes, MADtv, upright citizens brigade, breakin' bad, nip/tuck, the tick, the critic, ren and stimpy,the three stooges, always sunny in philadelphia, scrubs, chappelle show, mythbusters, man vs wild, deadliest catch, oblongs, aqua hunger teen force, bears football,cubs/white sox baseball, futbol, ufc, wec, rioheroes, the ultimate fighter, how its made, dirty jobs, my name is earl, thats my bush, drawn together, any kinda stand up comedy and i turn on CNN,MSNBC or FOX NEWS, when i wanna laugh furiously.
Libri
origin of species, the secret, behold a pale horse, yoga for dummies, when will jesus bring the porkchops, the jungle, the brass check, MAD magazine napalm and silly putty, brain droppings, a man without a country, behind the paint, the holy bible, the devinci code. im not really into story books but i love informational literature. i have a bunch more books but these are my favorite.
Eroi
pops,
my gramps,
george carlin,
brad nowell,
joe bruce, , steve irwin, les stroud, bear grylls, ron paul, krs-one, jordan maxwell, bill cooper, alex jones, the syk clyk, the miscellanious drunken debris and alfred e. newman
Chi sono: I HAVE THE SAME PHILOSOPHY AS THOMAS GRIFFIN
im justa cracka. nah, forget that im justa human. i was named tim. ya can call me timmy b, timbologna, tim reafer, mcmicrophone, the fat cracka, what ever ya want. just not full of shit or late for supper. ya dig? jk. i fall in love super easy, so don't twist my dick, ladies. i like to have closure but never get it. i wanna be friends with the world. i can't stand it when someone doesn't like me but im still just gonna do what i do. i mean no harm to anyone that hasn't harmed me already. i was born and raised at rosewood apartments in round lake for 13 yrs. then moved to the park and then the beach and thats were im at now. i don't get offended by anything. except when someone tries to cut the legs out from underneath friends or family.
imma nerd, a scrub but clean, i don't have much sympathy to give anyone. i dislike money and what it does to people. im not the type of person that needs more things to feel complete, theres limitless amounts of knowledge just waitin' to be had, share some of that with me and im straight. i dislike the word "hate", it takes no effort to hate someone or somethin', it takes a strong/smart person to find common ground or the good in somethin'. i don't believe inna god but don't call me an atheist. because ya give yaself such labels, doesn't mean i need one too. we are our own gods in our own beautiful, powerful minds and the true church and temple is the body in which ya brain is housed.
imma poet, a writer of any medium. im the front man for the band WIGUM and the band SNOOZE BUTTON MALFUNCTION. i can't sing but i pretend like i can rap. im the creator of the group SYK and partially responsible for the miscellanious drunken debris . i own a lil' record label called Cracka Records™. if ya have any questions or comments hit me up. i don't mind the candor. so until our pathes cross. protect ya freedom! live,love,laugh and learn.
"put that faith ya have in god in yaself and ya'll get better results." - timmy b
"Imma half-assed hippie! im all about peace and love until ya try and steal my freedom and then ill smash ya fuckin' head in, take care!!!" - timmy b
"im skeptical that ya could, yet intrigued that ya may!" - dale gribble
BIBBY IVE POURED A MANY DRINK OUT FOR YA BRUDDA. PEACE MY FRIEND
Mi piacerebbe conoscere: People who are real, ya know? unarrogant, humble, self thinkers, critical thinkers, people who just plain ol' think and know that their shit does stink...... i like and get along with all sorts of different people from hippies to yuppies to gangters to just plain straight up white trash, they're all human to me. we have more similarities than differences really. if ya want individuals id like to meet well...id like to meet your gods,
george carlin,
charles darwin,
dali lama,
JFK,
racheal ray(damn i love that chick).
Kari byron(the mythbusters chick)
the mythbusters crackaz,
violent j,
sage francis,
upton sinclair,
pope john paul II,
my grandfather(moms side),
bear grylls,
steve irwin,
jackie chan,
john lee hooker,
brad nowell,
chris farley,
bob marley,
MLK.jr,
malcolm x,
zach de la rocha,
mother teresa,
ghandi,
the guy from the empire commercials. ill add more as i think of em.
oh yea, if ya wanna give me strokes at some disc golf. hit me up.
Enjoyed your profile..keep up the nice work!...I appreciate the new connection with you. I look forward to interacting with you! You have my support and welcome to my world of art and writing! Blessings to you, Justin
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