Tim Jones
"I am Godzilla, You are Japan."

Male
23 years old
North Lambton, New South Wales
Australia



Last Login:8/13/2008
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    Tim Jones's Interests
General

* Nintendo is awesome, the Wii is always rocking out at my house.

* Im pretty much always on the Internet .

* I collect and paint Warhammer 40k .

* I play bass guitar in a awesome band called ..Iddqd

* I Like to be creative in the kitchen .

* I am a nerd .

* Art is cool.

* Tattoos are cool too.

* Dragons and Axolotls.

Music

Movies

*300

*Fightclub

*Evil Dead 1,2 & Army of Darkness

*Xmen 1,2&3

*Starwars 3,4,5&6

*The Labyrinth

*The Dark Crystal

*Ghost in the shell

*Night of the Living Dead

*Dawn of the Dead (1st version)

*The Silence of the Lambs

*Gremlins 1&2

*Ghostbusters 1&2

*Terminator 1,2&3

*Mallrats

*12 Monkeys

*Space balls

*Clerks 1&2(QUOTE Randal: I had a cousin who died... broke his neck..... trying to suck his own dick. LOL!!)

*Highlander 1&2

*Alien and Aliens

*AVP2 (something about killing a kid and his dad right at the start makes it kick ass, brutal lol)

Television

Dexter

Metalocalypse

Heroes

Robot chicken

Aquateen Hungerforce

The Brak Show

Futurama

Sealab 2021

Southpark

American Dad

Family Guy

Drawn Together

Arrested Development

Southpark

Lost

Books

The Hobbit

Angels and Demons

Iam Legend (Graphic Novel)

Any good comic books i can get my hands on. At the moment it is; Warhammer 40,000 - Damnation Crusade.

Heroes

*People who kick other people while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!!"

*Mexicans.

*Ricci and the Band


     Tim Jones's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newcastle
Body type:5' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Drifting Bass Player/Chef
Income:Less than $30,000



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   Tim Jones's Blurbs
About me:

I have an awesome girlfriend, Ricci, we also have a fish tank with some glass shrimp (the axolotl :( died).

I play bass guitar in a band that is not really doing anything at the moment (hopefully something soon tho, im getting really bored).

Iam an un-qualified chef (just have to finish some TAFE) and I pretty much work in one of the best restaurants in Newcastle (working is lame tho).

I live in a house and I am a nerd.

Who I'd like to meet:


   Tim Jones's Friend Space (Top 20)
Tim Jones has 57 friends.
 <3 Ricci <3 


 Jason 


 FITZY 


 No-pants-Hugh! [HTC] 


 THUNDERCAT 


 Carlzee 


 Ryan 


 Courtney Awesome 


 Dan 


 Mitch-Hell 


 Jimmy Danger 


 [[KLH]].emchilada. 


 Greg 

Is Online
 SHANE C.M.C 


 IDDQD 


 The Fragments 


 EXPATRIATE 


 M83 


 mc chris 


 Daniel 





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The Jenster





Aug 6 2008 2:11 AM

Hey Tim,

Just wanted to wish you Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a great one.

Love Jenni
Jason





May 12 2008 12:23 PM

Considering it is now the cool and hip thing for all mid twenties, youth seeking morons to do, i think i will do a bit of Myspace slander.

Guess who wrote this, not only about me, about ALL of us.

"HIS band actually has motivation to do more than just talk, you see, so you'll have plenty of oppurtunities to see them."

HIS: Refers to her new boyfriends band.

How nice of her to insult people who have never done anything to her, huh?
<3 Ricci <3





Apr 28 2008 3:45 AM

I love you too!!! *kisses like a frenchman*
Kyle





Mar 31 2008 10:34 AM

hey g whats goen down not my colesterole i tel ya that
Jason





Mar 30 2008 5:17 AM

Dude, did i tell you i have the new M83?
<3 Ricci <3





Mar 14 2008 11:01 AM

Hi Timmy!

I am home alone and bored and I miss you. I can't wait for you to come home! Which if your last text is anything to go by will only be like an hour! Weeee!

I LOVE YOU!!!!

..xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox..
Jason





Feb 2 2008 2:45 PM

Thankyou for letting me know you live in a house.
**TripleXXXTrina**





Nov 24 2007 11:07 PM

hey wang head!! just thought i would drop in and say g'day =) how you been?
Tash





Oct 26 2007 12:04 AM

I know bwhahahahaha I saw that.....ha ha LOVE IT
No-pants-Hugh! [HTC]





Oct 22 2007 12:11 PM

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Tash





Sep 21 2007 1:33 AM

Oi, wats happenin
Tash





Sep 15 2007 1:54 AM

I thought I could smell somethin online......and I found you!!! hehehehehe

How you doin ol fri end???
Wats your plans for this glorious weekend???
THUNDERCAT





Sep 8 2007 9:30 AM

i wont my chocolates bitch! dont make me get nasty!!!
RandomDave





Aug 29 2007 12:47 AM

Holly Shit
Dude I So 4got Ur Birthday
Sorry Man

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Tash





Aug 28 2007 11:42 PM

No you cant I don't want you to coz you smell......LOL

JUST KIDDING that would be shweeet!!!
Tash





Aug 17 2007 4:09 AM

ahahahaha
Hell no H2O,
Its a necessati to the Tashy Body you of all people should know that....

LOL Other than that I have been good so when are you comin to visit me like the good ol days ay ay
Beer needs an f5 button





Aug 9 2007 1:18 PM

Yours is better :(
Tash





Aug 6 2007 3:54 AM

Happy brithday
Luv from

THE TASH xox
Carlzee





Aug 6 2007 3:02 AM

hello love - how was your birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I'm sorry I couldn't come. My friend took me on a surprise helecopter ride! I thought we were going just over Newcastle at lunchtime and we ended up going to some cherry farm out near Mudgee and drinking wine and eating dinner - I didn't get home till heaps later than I thought.

Did you have a good one?!
Have you heard from Phil?
THUNDERCAT





Aug 6 2007 1:59 AM

hope you had a great birthday???
love you heaps! hope you didnt get to shitfaced last nite...
No-pants-Hugh! [HTC]





Aug 3 2007 11:07 AM

Hey there dude yer I'm working but I wil be there after work k promis and tel ricci bout the dvd
Carlzee





Aug 2 2007 10:24 PM

hey timbo is your shindig on a sunday?
i love the invite hehehehehe theres a cat! in a taco! hehehehehehehehe
Ryan





Jul 16 2007 2:18 AM

penis milk chestnut warrior swordfish drongo collosall raptor fry, your assistance is needed in the 4th quarter. CHOPPY CHOPPY!
Carlzee





Jul 9 2007 3:38 AM

Wow that is a nerdy thing isn't it?
haha don't worry my mums a nerd. Well she likes to call it a geek (thats a nerd who likes to be a nerd haha)
Shes in IT.
Do you do many gigs? You'll have to let me know when you do so I can come watch. I sing in a hip hop band sometimes. We had a gig at the Cambo on thursday night. Yeah I'm a Cambo rat too - it's the only place I really like to go.
So who you living with in Newcastle?
Carlzee





Jul 8 2007 10:02 PM

yeah yeah random as!
hi tim! remember me? who'd have thought id see hugh at the cambo! you guys have been in newcastle and i didn't even know! whats with that?! phil's got no bloody idea whatsoever.
lets catch up sometime.
good to see you're getting thru the apprenticeship. Its takes balls to get thru the first couple of chef years. you must love it.
tell me about your band....
catch ya
No-pants-Hugh! [HTC]





Jul 6 2007 12:02 PM

OMFG guess who i was talking 2 on wed nite dude...........Carlie member her and ryan parry?yer i have there myspace if ya wont it but it was so fucking random she was al like hi im ur cuz lol random at the cambo!!!

Hugh†
Our Ancestors Were Monkeys





Jun 21 2007 3:31 AM

add me im alive!!1111
IDDQD





Jun 17 2007 11:53 AM

Status: Processing.
THUNDERCAT





Jun 14 2007 4:40 AM

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cougar candice.





May 29 2007 9:02 AM

did you win anything? and if so did you do a speech? and if so i hope you thanked me for my clothing advice!
THUNDERCAT





May 28 2007 4:51 AM

good luck tonight. not that you need it. you rock! have fun:)
THUNDERCAT





May 14 2007 4:10 AM

bitch wot u up to?
whens your house warming? come out this sat after work!
No-pants-Hugh! [HTC]





Apr 29 2007 7:48 AM

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head. <