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Tim Jones
Stand-Up / Rated R / Political Humor
I am now the bass player for Jar

Male
37 years old
CINCINNATI, OHIO
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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Bio
Websitecomediantimjones.com
InfluencesLenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Hunter S. Thompson, and Deep Throat
Albums"Verbal Terrorism" DVD

    Tim Jones's Interests
GeneralI have a wide variety of interests, too many to name here. The whole world is interesting to me.
MusicPretty much anything except for new country. Toby Keith can burn in hell and all others like him. Am I being harsh? ..
MoviesI have a diverse taste in movies as well. From Harold and Maude to Star Wars, I pretty much like anything if it's done well. This remake fever has got to stop.
TelevisionTelevision sucks. I watch history channel, discovery channel, news, and espn. That is about all I can take. A little late night adult swim occasionally never hurt anyone.
BooksWay too many to name. I read a lot of history and biography.
HeroesLenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, my friend Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Hunter S. Thompson, and Deep Throat. Anyone who brings down the government is my hero.
Groups: UNION OF TATTOOSTIMNYC Underground Comedy FestObsessive Comedy DepartmentThe question and answer groupJesse Gersten's Jalapeno Burns Fan ClubCincinnati Comedy Connection

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     Tim Jones's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cincinnati, Ohio
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian


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Hello, folks. I am stand up comedian and general troublemaker Tim Jones. I am from Cincinnati, Ohio, but am far from proud of it. I am also a lead vocalist in loud and aggressive rock bands. Just another artist in America trying to get by and avoid The Man while trying to express myself. I am on the road often so I look forward to meeting some people out there in this strange land we call America.
Who I'd like to meet:
A republican who can explain to me how your agenda is good for our country...

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Buffy





Jul 1 2009 7:33 PM

july 18
Shadowside (New album available now!)





Jun 22 2009 8:15 AM

Play it loud and spread the Brazilian Metal Hurricane!

Dreams do come true... have a great week!



ShadowsideQuantcast
16 Piece Bucket





Jun 12 2009 11:19 PM

Our new bassist Mikey Walter
(form. of the Hypochondriacs)
makes his 16 Piece Bucket debut
Sat., June 27 @ Dirty Jack's.
5912 Vine St., Cincinnati OH  45216

We go on first at 10pm
Also on the bill:
Konniption Fit, L.O.H.E.D., Foxes on Fire

ALL AGES
DOORS AT 9PM
GET THERE EARLY AND STAY LATE!!!
Lazy Ass Destroyer ♐





May 30 2009 7:22 AM

Hey this is A FundRaiser for my Mother In Law, who was diagnosed with Leukemia. It's going to be at my house startin around seven, with live music from 9-12. So Mark your Calendars and Spread the word, it's for a good cause!!!
....
Buffy





May 29 2009 4:52 AM

june 15 09
Lazy Ass Destroyer ♐





May 11 2009 2:58 PM

This is going to be my Last Cincy show for at least a month or so. So I'm trying to make it a good one, try to come out and support your boy!
I'll be playin with my man, the General Bastard, from Detroit.
Spread the Word!!
Buffy





May 5 2009 4:15 AM

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Apr 16 2009 8:11 AM

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Apr 9 2009 2:45 PM

Hope all is well with you...

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Apr 1 2009 7:42 AM

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JAR





Mar 25 2009 5:56 AM

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Feb 16 2009 5:16 AM

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Jan 25 2009 5:22 AM

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Dec 31 2008 8:57 PM

JAN 31 09
Buffy





Dec 12 2008 2:01 AM

jarsnowglobe
Victoria





Nov 21 2008 9:14 PM

FAKE Friends: Never ask for food.
REAL Friends: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE Friends: Call your parents Murmurs
REAL Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE Friends: Never see you cry.
REAL Friends: Cry with you

FAKE Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL Friends: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE Friends: Know a few things about you.
REAL Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE Friends: Would knock on your front door and wait for an answer.
REAL Friends: Walk right in and say "YOU THERE!"

FAKE Friends: Are there for a reason and a season.
REAL Friends: Are there for life.

FAKE Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL Friends: Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE Friends: will sit at home and hope you call.
REAL Friends: will nag you until you finally answer them.
MC Woodchuck





Aug 21 2008 3:17 AM

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED US GET TO THE SEMI-FINALS. BUT WE NEED YOUR VOTE MORE THAN EVER! IF YOU PLAN TO GO TO ONE OXYMORONATRON SHOW THIS YEAR THIS NEEDS TO BE THE ONE! WE WANT TO GET INTO THE FINALS SO BAD AND WE CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH YOUR SUPPORT!


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Feb 20 2008 12:10 AM

Thanks for adding sexaudia radio- Get the best advice, music, comedy, and fun! Tune in soon and spread the word!
Remembering Adam 1985-2007





Nov 22 2007 11:33 PM

Thanks for coming to Adams Fundraiser. We raised a lot of money for a good cause. It was great seeing old faces and friends united, the old school bands, and the memories of the Chieviot Field House.
Thanks again for your love and support.

*A Date to Remember*
March 4th 2008 - Adam's Birthday. We'll meet up at the graveyard a few hours before it closes, probably around dusk, have some drinks and share some memories.
♥NenNen♥





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