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Tim Kaelin - Comedian
Standup-Comedy / Frei ab 17 / Freizügig/Ungeschönt
"Recession Proof Comedy"

Male
77 years old
Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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MusicTool House Rock

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Blinded by Tool

Moviestae kwon do roundhouse knockout

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Northboro Massachusetts Go Tomahawks!!!
Body type:0' 8" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Comedian

   Tim Kaelin - Comedian's Schools
Algonquin Reg High
Northborough,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs:

Staring at Amy Krupa through her bedroom window and drooling on yourself and then having an accident in your pants Club

Math and how it can be used to destroy Amy Krupa's boyfriend Club

Northboro MILF Club
 

1986 to 1987

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Nike
Tegucigalpa, Honduras HN
Slave Laborer

Proud to be Honduran !
Honduran Pride !

7/02-9/05
Bunny Ranch
Carson City, Nevada US
Tasty Timmy
Fluffer

5/98-6/02
Cedar Junction State Prison
Walpole, Massachusetts US
Inmate

2/92-2/98
City of Boston
Boston, Massachusetts US
Police Officer
Homicide

2/90-2/92


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About me:
I am a comedian. I am a hero. Some days I am more hero than comedian.

Who I'd like to meet:
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Tim Kaelin - Comedian's Friends Comments
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Erin





Jun 20 2008 7:37 AM

Just because Katy takes it up the ass, doesn't mean everyone else does...

Hey, Tim.
KATY





Jun 18 2008 2:47 PM

You must've gotten laid if you and Erin went to DD. Next time take her to a bar and she'll let you stick it in the butt.
Erin





Jun 16 2008 9:45 AM

Thankyou for finally taking me on a date to the Dunkin Donuts drive thru.
JOHN DAVID





May 29 2008 11:53 AM

listen up -
Here's the deal....
I asked our maid to watch me jerk off

she says no and get a little pissed off.

do i fire her?, or, just carry on..?
Becky Mae





May 21 2008 9:39 AM

yeah the point was to be creepy
Becky Mae





May 20 2008 10:27 PM

do you ever wish you'd never been born?
Lor





May 17 2008 9:55 AM

I'd be happy to escort your dad to the sex offender registry. I have mighty ninja skills. Do you have to register there as well when you come here to visit or are you not legally allowed to leave state borders?

Miss ya.
- Lor
Chrissy





Apr 3 2008 12:06 AM

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Erin





Mar 30 2008 6:14 AM

Come visit.
Becky Mae





Mar 17 2008 3:10 PM

thank you. when do i get my present?
JOHN DAVID





Mar 4 2008 12:12 PM

ive been officialy been tagged an
endangered species
Erin





Feb 28 2008 10:36 PM

I got pulled over the other night for driving too slow. Rhode Island is fantastic.
Ms Feather Jade





Feb 17 2008 4:01 PM

FUNNY
Just wanted to say HI! and see how your weekend gigs went!
Cheers,
Feather Jade
JOHN DAVID





Feb 4 2008 7:17 AM

the patriots... HA
Kimberly





Feb 3 2008 7:03 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!
Erin





Jan 25 2008 9:42 PM

When are you going to come visit me? The child support would be nice, but most of all, I miss your condescending insults.
Hammy


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Jan 15 2008 10:38 PM

hey there mr.kaelin, long time no speak or see! i hope 2008 brings you where you want to be! still not drinking and quit smoking, hats off to ya bro! i see you were in d.c. next time go to arlington i hear it's life changing! be good and hope to catch ya sometime soon. be cool! hammy
Becky Mae





Jan 13 2008 9:10 AM

whats your excuse?
miranda





Jan 5 2008 4:44 PM

Hahaha...(made me laugh out loud) I think he already knows about that.
Lor





Jan 4 2008 5:09 PM

"Kind words?" Is that the best you can do? Damn.
JOHN DAVID





Jan 3 2008 7:40 AM

yes indeed happy new year to you too,
1988 was a hoot!


Johnny
Mr. Don't Give A Fuck





Jan 1 2008 9:44 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Luke Hanbury





Dec 26 2007 12:45 PM

Good to see you briefly last week, man. Hope to see you on stage soon. Happy New Year!
Erin





Dec 20 2007 8:42 PM

You're neglecting me.
Jack





Dec 19 2007 7:32 AM

Hey Tim,Happy Christmas. Hope you get the Duct tape you always wanted.
JOHN DAVID





Dec 6 2007 1:25 PM

why did you leave sperm on my Tara Lipinski poster again..??
Lor





Oct 31 2007 6:23 PM

I am just about as gleeful as a girl could be. I beginning to think the Sox can only win it if I'm out of New England. 2004: Hawaii. 2007: NC.

How's you n stuff? - Lorrie
Becky Mae





Sep 30 2007 4:27 PM

I haggled with some mexican at the flea market and got you that jesus key chain for a good price
Erin





Sep 28 2007 11:49 AM

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Erin





Aug 27 2007 9:47 PM

I'm saving up food stamps so we can go on a date soon.
Rebecca Lynn





Jul 24 2007 4:33 PM

helloooo hope all is well xoxo
Becky Mae





Jul 12 2007 8:17 PM

just wondering if your enjoying the psychological damage your causing me?
Erin





Jun 11 2007 11:00 PM

BBQ sauce.
Jeannie





May 30 2007 9:31 PM

Hello, my dear. I hope all is well. It was wonderful seeing you the week before last. I wish it was under different circumstances, but I'll take a little Tim when I can get it!
DPat





May 24 2007 1:38 PM

Hey Tim,

FUCK YOU......
Hey, Its Smitty!





May 23 2007 7:46 PM

On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today,