Corporal Bart
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Go Banana!
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24 years old
Issaquah, Washington
United States
Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Corporal Bart's Interests
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| General | German made cars, golf, music, astronomy, shooting, going against the grains of life, being outside, spelunking, working hard, making up money making ideas then not going through with them
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This is the area I put quotes I have heard through normal everyday conversation that, if taken out of context, are just messed up.
"You would eat that if you were stoned." -Sgt. O
"I did a 3 hour patrol with cum in my sock." -Browner
"Have you ever fallen asleep with something in your mouth?" -Me
"I deca-poked you." -Delisa
"Fuck, my super glue just tore." -Nick D.
"Rambo makes it look easy. Rambo is a fucking lier." -Cpl Gaydeski
"Worst thing i ever did was beat off with Right Guard." -Browner
"There is nothing like clubbing a Panda to death with a live baby seal." -Nate
"No, it means that roofies are getting expensive." -Nate
"Dude, she wont get the hiv, she'll get Sickle Cell!" Name Withheld
"I want to bring a retarded midget to a stip club." Me
"Why do you have Morning Wood? It's not morning yet." -Delisa
"I ate 3 coins and havn't shit in a week!" -Nate
"You bought me a cow and i made it. now its sitting on our table and i have to clean it up." -Delisa
"Wait wait wait. Come here pants so I can put my foot in you." -Me
"You drink it and a minute later its like BBLLAMMM! (flails arms) in your mouth." -Delisa
"Have you ever been discharged on?" -Lcpl Davenport
"Thats what happens when you can fit a whole penis in your mouth." -Sgt. Smith
"Hurry up, that hurts, Ah HAHAHA!" -Doc Badillo
| | Music | i like all styles of music, it just depends on my mood. lately, its been softer stuff such as Dave Matthews Band, Creed, Default, Hoobastank, Incubus. A little N*E*R*D never hurt anyone though
| | Movies | Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jay and Silent Bob stuff, Office space, Donny Darko, Tommy Boy, Over the Headge, James Bond, The Bourne Series, Euro Trip, The Terminal, The Sweetest Thing, the Corpse Bride, The Saint, Equalibrium, Black Hawk Down, American History X, Batman Begins, The Green Mile, The Jacket, Pirates of the Carribean, Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars, The Notebook (its a good movie, just admit it), Team America, and so many more!
| | Television | Dexter, Weeds, The Shield, Family Guy, Man Vs Wild, Nip/tuck, yeah i am deployed so i dont know TV right now.
| | Books | The Bourne Series, Dexter, Jarhead, Rainbow 6, i think thats all the ones i have read recently or remember, yup, thats it!
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Corporal Bart's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Issaquah | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Costco | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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