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Tim Dimond - Comedian
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PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania
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Member Since4/4/2005
Band Websitemyspace.com/timmydimond
Band MembersGuitar, Vocals, Lyrics, Sweetness: The one and only Tim Dimond
InfluencesStephen Lynch, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, Bill Burr, Mitch Hedberg, Weird Al, Chris Dimond, Dave Jakelo, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Rob Paravonian, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Ralphie May, Dave Matthews, any band that I've parodied
Sounds LikeThe retarded love child of Stephen Lynch, Weird Al, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone.
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   About Tim Dimond - Comedian
Comedian/Singer/Songwriter Tim Dimond is quickly becoming one of his mother’s favorite comedians. And if online psychic’s predictions are worth the $47.50 he paid, he will be one of your favorites too. Don’t believe me? Just listen to this glowing endorsement from Tim Dimond himself: “Tim Dimond is not that bad”. Still not impressed? What if I told you Tim Dimond owns an iPod? Would that make you come out to see him perform? If it does, please let me know so that I can inform Tim to purchase a laptop. A regular at the Pittsburgh Improv and colleges that are smart enough to book him, Tim promises to never* disappoint. So put down your copy of US Weekly and go out and reserve your ticket to see this sarcastic son-of-a-bitch *The FDA has not evaluated the truth of this claim.

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Lick My Piece Productions

Lick My Piece Productions



Dec 14 2009 6:54 AM

Random vid's from your favorite chaotic film crew! check them out and let us know what you think. dont forget to rate and comment! we wanna hear what you have to say!


Girly Guy Skit

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Random Celebrities In A Convenience Store: Arnold Vs. Hogan
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New Single "RollerCoaster"

New Single "RollerCoaster"



Nov 25 2009 4:39 PM

What's Up! New Blazing Track Young Commercial feat J Marsh-Forever Louisville download it TRACKS FIRE NO LIE
(its on my page as well)
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and now you can go to my myspace and purchase your favorite songs as ringtones
Hit me Up with a comment or message and ill hit you back ALSO artists looking for promotion 1,000 friends 1,000 Plays only $50 now
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Jared

Jared



Nov 18 2009 3:10 PM

np dude
Jill

Jill



Nov 16 2009 7:31 PM

Right on! Meeting you was a blast. You rekindled the talk-about-anything-with-anyone side that I used to have when I first started partying and reminded me to keep doing it because you never know what sweet people you're going to meet. Thanks a bunch for the disc btw before I forget haha. I promise, if I ever find out what the hell is going on you will be "the first to know" lol. Sadly we may never figure it out, but I will keep my hopes up =]
Jared

Jared



Nov 13 2009 2:07 AM

Check this page/event out!

www.myspace.com/plurtour2010

Chuck

Charles Kesling Ii



Nov 11 2009 8:01 PM


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Faced-Kid*

Faced-Kid*



Nov 11 2009 7:15 AM

Will do, and yeah I'll be there!
Faced-Kid*

Faced-Kid*



Nov 11 2009 7:08 AM

My friend I will cherish that kandi you gave me for the rest of my life for you have made my day! I just got done watching one of your videos and I got to the point where I laughed so hard I couldn't breath, And I thank you for this treat to my laugh box, Now I will spend the next hour or so watching the rest of the videos. :D
Jerry Wilson

Jerry Wilson



Nov 11 2009 4:24 AM

This is bangin good shit!!!
Laura

Laura Dreischalick



Oct 22 2009 1:33 AM

I only went to Earth. I was going to go to Venus because it was pretty much right down the road from me but nobody wanted to go with me. Mars was on my birthday and I had other plans and I was out of town for Mercury...that was all of them so far, right?
Laura

Laura Dreischalick



Oct 21 2009 6:19 PM

It wasn't that bad! I enjoyed watching it. It made me laugh. haha. I'll post it on here as soon as I get a chance/stop procrastinating.
Are you going back there for Jupiter?! I'm in love with that venue. <3
Jared

Jared



Oct 20 2009 10:40 PM

Werd
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Aug 15 2009 5:39 PM

hey whats up! how are you enjoying your summer??
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Aug 13 2009 5:48 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD, MUCH LUV...

LEX
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Aug 10 2009 12:49 PM

Hey, I just wanted say thanks for the add. Glad you liked our music! It'd be great if you could make it to a show someday but in the meantime, thanks again and have a great week! Boomer
TalentPlus Entertainment

Talentplus Entertainment



Jul 17 2009 4:02 PM

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All Applications Must Have:

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Demo CD or Video

Current Photo

Contact Information

Prizes Include:

*Winner will win a $3,500 contract to play at the 2010 Rockaroo Event

*Winner will receive airtime on 105.7 The Point

*A chance at a one-year representation by TalentPlus Entertainment

*Crowd favorite will win a River Front Times prize package that includes a feature ad in an upcoming edition of the paper

Rules: Applications will be accepted NO LATER than August 7th, 2009

There will be 10 bands selected to play in the Battle of the Bands

Bands will be notified by August 15th, 2009

All bands selected to play in the BOTB will be required to donate $100 to the American Cancer Society

DriNKin iN dA AtL

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Jul 14 2009 2:05 PM






Brad

Brad



Jul 14 2009 2:16 AM

HEY MAN
your demos sound Fkkng great dude.
Your standup has evolved and grown and established you.......
but don't forget your roots.
They separate you a little more from every other funny mother fucker in town and out of town.
You have two tools to use to make a unique act that no one else can do.
Kudos TD. Your music and your material can be the next Peanut Butter and KY JELLY!
keep the guitar near.
Maybe i'll open up for you at some point.
HAHAHHA
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Jul 7 2009 3:47 PM

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New Single "RollerCoaster"

New Single "RollerCoaster"



Jun 9 2009 7:56 PM

What's Up!
Its Ya Boy J Marsh
3 New Tracks
Life Of A Star by MnJ n Future
MnJ- One More Chance
Mulatto by J Marsh n Future
Check It Out And Let Me Know What You Think
Feedback Is Appreciated
Much Love
J Marsh
roundhand rowan!

roundhand rowan!



Jun 8 2009 4:29 PM

How's it going? I just wanted to say thanks for being our friend. jt, rhr
Failed Rock Star (Paul H. Tubb)

Failed Rock Star (Paul H. Tubb)



May 1 2009 10:59 AM

Hi,

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23 Poems Not about Football, 11 that are about Football and 5 limericks. Paul H. Tubb has put these together, with some illustrations, into a handy book form so that they can be read at anyone’s leisure. Funny Rhyming poems that will delight Children of all ages. Poems about subjects such as Strange Christmas’s, Tone Deaf Dentists and the worlds worst stuntman among others. To learn more, please click on the link below.

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christine

christine



Apr 13 2009 7:16 AM


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Tom Musial

Tom Musial
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Mar 31 2009 12:39 AM

Hey Tim -- I think these ladies are giving you a shout out in the second verse

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