On this show I see myself as the Head Chef, that’s right, the Head fucking Chef, serving up Michelin Star stupidity using only the finest ingredients known to man. The next course is a Chateau Brion of shit heads, in a delicate cock sucker coulee served on a bed of al dente prick lickers in a mouth watering mother fucker sauce, but leave room for the dessert cock suckers, it’s spotted fucking dick muncher. Mmm, I’m hungry.
I fucking hate celery. Now if I’d wanted to, I could have become a professional barman, I was that fucking good. But I wasn’t encouraged at a young age to take it further. Now this next batch of clips looks at the skills and dedication required to become a police officer. Recruits should be prepared for rigorous medical examinations; hours of training and extremely unsociable hours - still interested? Sounds like the job for you? Well one other thing I forgot to mention… you’ve gotta be a fucking cock sucker!
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Okay, right now we’re gonna take a look at hobbies. Now I got a great new hobby that I’m really getting into. I’ve started collecting rare birds eggs. Let me show you some of them… This my friends is a Harping Eagle’s egg. Isn’t that beautiful? With it’s dappled blue texture, exquisite, and priceless. These… are two Kingfisher’s eggs, look at the colouring on these, so tiny and delicate. Truly wonderful. And this, my friends, is the rarest egg I have in my collection. It’s an uneaten Easter Egg from Ann Nicole Smith’s dressing room. Fat fucking bitch! ...Fuck!
3CR + SWALLOWS + CHASING CHAOS - Ashford, The Star (12th June)
This matinee gig, our first venture into putting on bands really went to prove the dedication and commitment of punk bands today and in particular the three that turned up to play. 3cr made the long journey down from Manchester (and the Isle Of Wight!) . Chasing chaos put their amps and equipment on a sack barrow and dragged it all onto the train to get down here. Swallows, having had their van break down the night before went half way across London to get another one sorted out before setting off for Ashford. 11 out of 10 to all of them!
It all got started about two in the afternoon, with chasing chaos up first. These 3 lads play balls out punk rock with a hint of ska throw in for good measure. They were well received by the crowd throughout their set of about an hour. If you haven seen them yet, make the effort when they play near you next, you wont be disappointed. Respect due to the whole band, especially Tim for all his hard work in helping make sure the gig ran smoothly.......................................................................................................................
chasing chaos review 2005
Review: No biog or website for Chasing Chaos. So by way of some filling…Back in the late 70’s early 80’s a sub genre of music flashed onto the scene . A hybrid of punk, skins and two tone which was picked up and got the approval of the weekly music rag “Sounds” - and in particular one Garry Bushell who was a hack with them at the time. This brand of in yer face, shout along terrace-punk was labelled “Oi - Oi” by Mr. B. Today you have ‘Rancid’ and a small clutch of similar bands reviving the art - enter Chasing Chaos. Having been a subscriber to “Sounds” at the time I still remember the boots, braces & spikes and the "oi Oi" chants at gigs very reminiscent of ‘Chasing Chaos’ me thinks - so you have a bit of the vibe. They have sent in a 4 track demo of their stuff, and bearing in mind that this lot are knocking out bounce-a-long yob culture, chant ska/punk I shouldn’t really be surprised that we're hearing some pretty ropey old playing through the tracks. But lets not focus on that - I mean how many punk bands can you remember that got together to write double concept albums with fellow session muso’s hmm? There are even a smattering of mistakes/outtakes on the recording which I suspect were deliberately left in, which I think adds to the charm and authenticity of this lot. I guess you would have to be a punk fan to really enjoy this rather raw demo, than a casual passer by. But don't be put off, there are loads of chant-alongs and classic shouts of “Oi Oi” & dole money references liberally thrown about - all good knock-about stuff. The tracks are ‘Common Rise’, (oi oi anyone?), ’South London Story’ ( ska’d up punk ), All gone wrong (Sham ’69, UK Subs classic punk track ), ’Men from nowhere’ ( a double-time punk classic) are all just diverse enough to hold your attention and don’t go on for too long to accentuate the slightly raw recording. Now, I know that this style of music doesn’t lend itself to being slick, complicated or anything else than what it says on the tin, but even by punk standards this is a bit ragged and in places much need of some tightening, and as a personal preference I would like to hear the vocalist/shouty-bloke try and mix it up just a bit because he's in danger of being a bit one tone - but if punk’s your bag, you won’t care about trivia like that. Having said that, I think that Chasing Chaos are a good punk prospect. a raw, energetic punk band and I would rather hear them all day long, than hear any more of the hordes of Coldplay/Keane/Snowpatrol etc clones currently doing the rounds! The Chaos boys should check out Kagnee or The Penitaitors - that I reviewed here a little while back - now that would be a good noisy old gig! Good luck lads.
LAST GANG IN TOWN STRUMMERVILLE BENEFIT & LAST GANG’S 6th BIRTHDAY GIG
THE YALLA YALLAS are a fantastic punk rock ‘n’ roll band from Leeds. Their name was chosen as a rallying call to unify. “So long liberty, lets forget you didn’t show. Not in my time” a sentiment expressed on an early Joe Strummer recording & one which struck a chord with the band and their audience. Some members have appeared in The Dead Pets, 3milehigh & The Gushers & they now share a common goal to bring anthemic mayhem to wherever they play. http://www.myspace.com/theyallayallas
THE TAGNUTS Cambridge “Gimp-Core” ska punkers are back! After almost a year away The Tagnuts are ready to do it again. This is the hometown night of a UK tour that sees them playing across the country.http://www.myspace.com/thetagnuts
THE TEN-O-SEVENS These four lads combine elements of early punk rock with the sound & attitude of the most obnoxious of garage punk bands. Their songs are fast, loud, snotty & catchy simple chord tight style tunes that will stick to your head like cheap superglue! http://www.myspace.com/krummylanky
THE DEAD BATTERIES They are fast, they have a lot to say, and they say it with venom! Great anarcho punx from Ipswich, don’t miss them! http://www.myspace.com/thedeadbatteries
There are plenty of great Strummer/Clash related Prizes to be won, Last Gang DJ’s playing punk & ska, drink promotions - it’s a Strummerville Benefit and Last Gang Xmas Party/ 6th Birthday all rolled into one!
Saturday 19th December @Man on the Moon, Norfolk St, Cambridge £5 adv / £6 door Doors 7:30pm Ticket reservations email lastgangintownuk@yahoo.co.uk
NEW TOWN KINGS - Back by popular demand this 9 piece bring their infectious and energetic brand of 2Tone, ska, reggae and dub back for a triumphant return to the Man on the Moon. Since releasing their debut album “Sound Of The New Town” on Do The Dog records the band have had gig and festival crowds across the UK begging for more. With a new studio recording in the pipeline, the future promises to be bright for the New Town Kings. http://www.myspace.com/newtownkings
RESOLUTION 242 - Their debut CD out on Do the Dog Records has had some great reviews and secured them airplay on Radio One’s “The Lock Up”. Resolution 242 have shared the stage with the likes of Inner Terrestrials and King Blues and played the Rebellion Festival in 2009. They sound great and they’ve got plenty say. They don’t claim to have the answers, but aim to raise awareness about important issues that they think need attention and debate, in the only medium they can… music…so get involved and enjoy! http://www.myspace.com/resolution242
CAPTAIN BLACK NO STARS - This Norfolk reggae collective have come a long way in short time, gaining fans across the region with their unique sound inspired by both the Trojan / 2Tone sounds and UK Punk rock. They bring the early Clash forays into Jamaican music to mind but with a contemporary slant. They kick off proceedings as the first of 3 Do The Dog bands that will have you skanking all night!http://www.myspace.com/captainblacknostars
LAST GANG IN TOWN DJ’s - Ska / Reggae / Punk
Saturday 28th Nov @Man on the Moon, Cambridge Only £6 /door Doors 7:30pm Ticket reservations lastgangintownuk@yahoo.co.uk
THE GRIT - They're back! The UK's best Punk Rock'n'Roll band storm back into Cambridge yet again by popular demand. Now a 5 piece with a fatter sound and a cracking new CD release on the infamous People Like You label, The Grit will leave you begging for more. Their unique sound splices punk, psychobilly, rockabilly, ska and a whole lot of spirit. You'd be a fool to miss their live show, they've blasted audiences at all the major festivals at home and across Europe and this is your chance to catch them before they head over to Russia, Japan and the USA, so don't miss it! www.myspace.com/thegrit
ICH - Arguably the finest punk band to come out of East Anglia, the last 5 years have seen this band become a local phenomenon and they've just played at the prestigious Rebellion punk festival. Mere words can't describe their live performances, you have to see the band for yourself! ICH have been known to blow ageing punk bands off the stage and even incited stage diving at their unplugged gigs. With sharply observed lyrics and a barrage of guitars, ICH's punk anthems will have you punching the air and shouting along 'til the cider runs out. www.myspace.com/ichcolchesterpunx
WIGSVILLE SPLIFFS - The Wigsville Spliffs are rollin’ into Cambridge for a rare show at the Man on the Moon. Formed back in the late 70’s the band played authentic 50’s style rockabilly and by the mid 80’s they had set the local scene on fire and become regulars at London’s infamous Klubfoot, playing with Restless, Guana Batz and Demented are Go amongst others. Fast forward to 2008, Wigsville Spliffs reform for a show stopping come back at the Bedlam Breakout Psychobilly Festival and follow that with a “jaw dropping” set at the Satanic Stomp festival in Germany in April 2009. With a harder and heavier sound and a new release imminent on the legendary Raucous Records the “spliffs” are back! If you’re a fan of rockabilly, psychobilly, or just love great music, come down and rock with the Wigsville Spliffs! www.myspace.com/wigsvillespliffsofficial
COWBOY AND THE CORPSE - Spooky, country infused psychobilly 4 piece from Wales who are influenced by the Meteors, Demented Are Go and Johnny Cash. www.myspace.com/cowboyandthecorpse
Plus stalls, distro and more…… Saturday 25th July @Man on the Moon, 2 Norfolk St, Cambridge Doors 7:30pm £5 on the door Ticket reservations email lastgangintownuk@yahoo.co.uk
Alright tim, how's it going? Got some new tracks up on the Shatner's Revenge myspace and I finally did a new tune for ed st cool as well. I'm back in the Shire for the summer, so I can come see Debt Collectors again soon, see how you've all grown... See you round no doubt.
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