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Tim Ryan's Interests
General
Radio, Playing Music ( I play guitar, bass, drums, and a bit o’ banjo), wiffle ball, poker, baseball, surfing, reading, and receiving a good massage!
Music
Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Alabama, The Beatles, the band, Robbie McIntosh, The Beach Boys/ Brian Wilson, Brian Setzer, Greg Kihn Band, The Rev Horton Heat, Dick Dale, Sniff N The Tears, Jimmi Hendrix,Dire Straits ( Mark Knopfler), Phil Collins- just to name a few!
Movies
Spinal Tap, Urban Cowboy, High Fidelity, Ladder 49, Boogie Nights, La Bamba, - just to name a few, once again!
Television
Talk Soup, The O’Reilly Factor, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Poker, college foot ball ( especially Notre Dame!) , all the news channels, CMT- especially when they have they’re having a Hee Haw or Dukes of Hazzard Marathon!
Books
Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawing, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Rolling Stone magazines Encyclopedia of Rock N Roll , The complete history of U.S. presidents, Mad magazine.
Heroes
Randy Owen/ AlabamaDick Dale, Brian Wilson, Brian Setzer, Wolfman Jack, Phil Spector, Paul Roberts ( from the rock group Sniff n The Tears).
About me: Hey Y’all! Thanks for stopping by my KUPL myspace site! Without trying to sound pretentious, or boastful, here is a brief synopsis of my broadcasting career in some particular order!
KFIR ( Sweet Home, OR)
KXPC ( Albany, OR)
KUEG (Eugene, OR)
KGAL ( Lebanon, OR)
KSHO ( Lebanon, OR)
KNRQ ( Eugene, OR)
KPAM ( Portland, OR)
KSND ( Salem, OR)
KXL ( Portland, OR)
KTRO ( Portland, OR)
KLTH ( Portland, OR)
KCMD ( Portland, OR)
KUFO ( Portland, OR)
And of course, KUPL ( Portland, OR)
Wheww!
In my few moments of spare time, I like playing competitive waffle ball ( yes , a thing like that DOES exist!) playing music, stupidly running long distances in my Converse all- stars , and reading. Any other questions?- Just ask!
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Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE REAR THAN YOURS!
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. God bless.
