Tim is a 30 year old day laborer from Singapore, which he’s pretty sure is some place off the Belt Pkwy. He was raised by a family of mute circus clowns until he was 10, when his real family found him. his family then spent the next five days trying to teach him how to speak proper English but gave up do to the fact that the show "Alf" had premiered on NBC. Tim eventually taught himself how to speak thanks to episodes of "That’s my Momma!" and 80’s pornos starring Amber Lynn.
Young and supple Tim lived in peaceful Brooklyn till he was 13, when he moved to the savage and mean streets of Long Island’s North Shore. There he had to learn to survive without sidewalks and proper mass transit. In 1994 he fell off his bike and skinned his knee...badly. This is was what started his legendary hatred of the Canadian Eskimo. Or as he calls them, Icers. Now he thinks he’s a comedian and wants you to watch his shows. Please just go to his show’s because he’s just on the verge of snapping and eating his portly roommates.
Influences
Cartoons, invalids, alcohol, Dave Atell, uppity prostitutes, Jim Norton, plus size models, O & A, crippling farming accidents and my dog.
TV Shows
Standing behind Pat Battle during a Live at Five remote broadcast. Awesome. And have you ever seen those Dateline "To Catch A Predator"? I was on one of those, but it was a total mix up. I didn't know she was 12. I really thought she was 15. Honest mistake.
Who I'd like to meet: Gorilla Monsoon, Chrissie Turlington, Sandra Levy, Julie Condra(Madeline Adams),
A pirate, William Zabka and many other writers and loved ones that influenced me and my humor but aren't silly enough to mention on this stupid page. The pic in the background is of the legendary icon, Blair's cousin, Geri.
Laughing German Midget
It went well. lots of fun. when are performing next? i want to see u. i'm trying to get josh to give me his performing dates! we should go see him. i told him that i could bring a lot of people! k.keep keeping busy cuz that's what grown ups do to feel good about themselves.
The Nation will be demonstrating their discontent for the state of our union. They are calling this the Tax Day Tea Party! If you are upset at the way our country is going please come out and repost this bulletin. It is time for Patriots to stand up once again
I have suspected myself of being autistic but people have always laughed it off when I mention it. You are the first person accept the possibility. And you did it on your own. very bright timmy boy
Hey Tim That's a great show poster but I do have 1 question. There are headshots of Gallo & McNeely next to their names. Why are they using your photo as a backdrop for the show? BB
