Tiner

Favorite quotes:

My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said? "Once a carnie, always a carnie." Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top. - Drop Dead Gorgeous



Did you know Christ was a Jew?? - The Ringer

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - French soldier in the Holy Grail



Stick your drink up your ass. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. - Muriel's Wedding

Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. - The Wedding Singer

Life's a garden. Dig it. - Joe Dirt

I'll do the the ritard. YOU WATCH!! - Stumbo directing Marching Mizzou



Ass Beats Class - playing pool with Soozun

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau



It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.



Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Don’t worry that the world ends today, it's already tomorrow in Australia!

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