due to all the tree radiation, dying bees, cell phone sex, nude planets being discovered, global whoring and organic mutagen biomagnitude, yr gonna find yrself surrounded by monsters. big ones, small ones, really fucking average ones, some have pitbulls for arms. some melt like ice cream in the sun. some have chocolate skeletons. some have tinsel for teeth. some are teachers, cops, presidents, authors, escape artists, bullshit artists, art school students, nurse sharks, etc. in conclusion, we want to fuck yr ears on the first date. we want to find audio equations and sound combinations that will collapse your senses and make your neurons splinter, snap and reroute. you may wet yrself a little.
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We've got some T's available. They were drawn up by Matt Puckett from The Black Clouds and printed by Devils Rainbow Printing. Pretty badass dudes!
Worm shirts are available in all four colors in YL, S, M, L, & XL.
Wolf-Squid shirts available in black only.
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PO Box 28826
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our sixth cd "the kids are alright" is being released in CT on NOV. 28 at the EL-N-GEE in NEW LONDON (ALL AGES) and in MASS on DEC. 5 at LONDON BILLIARDS in WORCESTER (18+)!!!!
Lascivious Aesthetics & Existence Establishment Present: NORTHEAST NOISE & POWER ELECTRONICS FESTIVAL ll November 6th - Jacques Cabaret - Boston, MA November 7th & 8th - Obriens Pub - Allston, MA
CONSUMER ELECTRONICS PETER SOTOS STROM. EC BLOODYMINDED EUGENICS COUNCIL TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK JAPANESE TORTURE COMEDY HOUR MARTIAL CANTEREL ANAL CUNT FIRE IN THE HEAD YELLOW TEARS THEOLOGIAN KARLHEINZ CATHODE TERROR SECRETION SUFFERING BASTARD COREPHALLISM PHARMAKON JOSH HYDEMAN XIPHOID DEMENTIA SHALLOW WATERS SHARPWAIST NURTURE ABUSE VOMIT ARSONIST SEWER GODDESS BEREFT MISCHILNGE ANAL HEARSE SCARD
Maps to recomended brothels & massage parlors will be provided. Bring your own drugs. Boston Power Electronics. Faggot. Tickets are now on sale through: http://www.greatscottboston.com/obriens/
hope that super soaker did not get sold?! I'm still here in springfield. for another week, until wednesday the 30th...so i may find myself down your way again this weekend..if there's anything going on? And if andrew feel like a gem to come and pick me up again and put me up for a night.. we'll see dude. anyways..my band (if u wanna have a listen..im singing) is www.myspace.com/wizardsofbats let me know what ya think. ps hope u made enough cash to look after shaken dog danzig...he sure is a placid little fellow..hope he's alright.
The play will be broken up with intermissions featuring the projects performing.
More info on the play:
We are all Ulysses’ crewmen. We’ve got wax in our ears and a madman lashed to the mast.
The Situation: Ulysses' Crewmen have mutinied. The captain has been captured and the moral of Homer's tale has been reversed. All the mutineers perished but one, who is now left alone with the hero of all western civilization struggling against obsolete morality and the impossibility of ethical action.
Unplug your ears, release the madness, hear the siren’s song and let yourself be dashed against the rocks!”
The Exposition, in the form of a fictional news report: A member of the US delegation has been kidnapped. Police are currently out in force searching for the mi
