(Have a lot of Interests and some bore the fuck out of me)
The law.......
State and local laws
California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game
from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Sunshine is guaranteed to all residents.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep
down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
San Francisco Laws:
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Kentucky:
State law stipulates that a person is considered
sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
Tennessee:
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed) (In some parts of TN, Im not sure they should have repealed this law)
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. (No matter how high you are)
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. (I always knew that sorority houses and brothels were basically the same thing. Now I have proof.)
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. (Im sorry, but if you can catch a fish with a lasso you
deserve a trophy not jail time!)
Memphis Laws:
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
Nashville Laws:
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public. (Guilty as charged.)
No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time. (How about personal tape players or radios,I-pods? Is it the CD that is dangerous?)
To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.
All persons riding scooters must ride in single file. (What if Harley made a scooter?)
So music,art,friends,family,ect...
I regret not the mistakes I have made.
I regret my actions, which were flawless.
For without flaw, no man can learn.
And without flaw, there is no gain.
Jim Morrison
Music
(JUST A FEW)
"Where to begin"?????
From Beck to the Beatles,
Autolux,Arab Strap,Belly,Blur,B-Dred,The Car's,Concrete Blonde,Charnel House,
Dead Milkmen,Depechmode,Deftones,The Dead Weather,Electronica,Eels,
Foo Fighters,Flaming Lips,Fountains of Wayne,Ger O'Donnell,Grifters,Gorillaz,Hayden,
Indie music...,Jack Logan,Jack Johnson,Jane's Addiction,Johnny Cash,Jonny Greenwood, Killers,L.A.O.,Massive Attack,Muse,Mellowdrone,Modest Mouse, MOBY,Me First &
the Gimmie Gimmies,Nirvana, Oasis on fire sounds good,Pavement,Plow,The Pixies,Queen,The Queens of the Stone age,R.E.M.,The Raconteurs, The Ramones,Radiohead,SmashingPumpkins,Sublime,Silver Jews,Talking Heads,Thom Yorke,Tom Waites,T Rex,The Ultrameekoxymoron,UnderWorld,Verve,Violent Femmes,Waking,Ween,The White Stripes,X.T.C.,ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z top(NOT)...
That is a few!!!!!!!!!
And the list goes on and on...
I would have to start a new website,If I took the time to list all my influences...
I have a passion for all types of music.
Available now.
Y-Not Compilation Volume 1
Movies
I love movies,plot optional...
Television
It's good to have. Just never anything worth watching
Books
Yes' I have lots of them.
Heroes
"My son"...He has me as his hero on his page.....
It's www.mybabyspace.com.
Me?
Just another human that happens to be a single father.
My life revolves around my son, my family, my friends and -
"Music" Love listening, playing, recording, writing, and downloading. (DON'T TURN ME IN)
I hate fake people,but love fictional one's....."Weird"? Nah!!!! Just weird people. You be the judge..... "If you can fake it"????
I started myspace about 5yrs ago, Opened new account a few year's back....
How it has changed.... People and the numbers of them!!!!!
Just another man! Simple,"NO" but in the means of this world? Close!!!!
Don't live in the past... Live for the moment, grab your thoughts, and run with them as you may. Take timeout now and then. Always wear a helmet just for the crash. Get up,lay down,sit,stand,fall,or break. Just do it well.
Other than that...
"Love thy Music"
Who I'd like to meet:
"Real people" Do they live? I know all the good one's. Most are dead. The living few, hold them close...
camping...no prob...when its not 150 degrees and i dont need a blow torch to keep the mozzies off lol (wink)...for some reason the theme song from deliverance keeps repeating in my head...hmm,wonder why...LMAO
lol yea man i have been writing music for a bit now but its hard with out other musicians and other means to back the music up. and ofcourse money is an issue.
Not alot going on here. Been going out on the weekends and watching bands play... battle of the bands in Memphis really sucked btw. Now I'm looking for sumpin to do tonight. How have you been?