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Tissa
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Women
"Stand-up Comic, Public Speaker, Terrorist"

Female
35 years old
San Francisco, CA
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
Mood: curious Mood Image
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   Contacting Tissa

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/tissahami  

   Tissa's Comedian Bio
BioTissa Hami is one of the world's few female Muslim stand-up comics. Her unique act and fresh perspective on life as an Iranian-American woman leave audiences in shock and awe. From Islamic fundamentalists to white liberals to good old-fashioned racists, no one is safe from her sharp wit. Tissa hopes her comedy will help break down stereotypes about Muslim women and foster understanding between Iranians and Americans. Tissa grew up in a traditional Iranian family in a predominantly white suburb of Boston. She holds Bachelor's and Master's degrees in international affairs from Ivy League universities. Her parents are thrilled that she is using her expensive education to pursue a career in comedy. People who disapprove of her act will be taken hostage.
Websitetissahami.com
TV ShowsABC's "The View", VH-1, PBS, Hallmark, Dateline Australia, Norway, local stations nationwide
FilmsSilverdocs Film Festival

    Tissa's Interests
GeneralSleeping
MoviesBefore Sunrise, Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, When Harry Met Sally, Harold and Kumar
TelevisionBrady Bunch, Three's Company, Jeffersons, Ally McBeal, Golden Girls, Wonder Years, October Road, The Bachelor
BooksMe Talk Pretty One Day, Beach Music, Where the Red Fern Grows, Nancy Drew series
HeroesGandhi, Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, Nelson Mandela, Princess Diana

     Tissa's Details
Status:Single
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedian

   Tissa's Companies
Harvard University
Cambridge, MA US
Admissions Coordinator
Kennedy School of Government

2002-2007


   Upcoming Gigs
Mar 27 2009 7:30P
Michigan Technological University Houghton MI
Mar 28 2009 7:30P
Michigan Technological University Houghton MI
Sep 14 2008 7:00P
Cobb’s Comedy Club San Francisco CA
Oct 3 2008 8:00P
Purple Onion San Francisco CA
Apr 21 2009 7:30P
Rockhurst University Kansas City MO
Sep 17 2008 7:00P
John Carroll University University Heights OH
Oct 1 2008 8:00P
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club Sunnyvale CA
Oct 2 2008 8:00P
Pepper Belly’s Comedy & Variety Theater Fairfield CA
Dec 12 2008 8:00P
Crest Theatre Sacramento CA
Aug 21 2008 6:30P
Edinburgh Castle Pub San Francisco CA
Sep 28 2008 7:30P
Mary’s Futons San Rafael CA
Oct 7 2008 8:00P
Comedy Store La Jolla CA
Oct 8 2008 8:30P
Comedy Store Hollywood CA
Oct 15 2008 7:00P
Muslim Film Festival Boston MA
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
American Iranian Friendship Council Portland OR
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
Throckmorton Theatre Mill Valley CA

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   Tissa's Blurbs
About me:
Tissa Hami: Stand-up comic. Public speaker. Aspiring terrorist.
Who I'd like to meet:
I hate everyone. Yes, that includes you.

   Tissa's Friend Space (Top 4)
Tissa has 156 friends.
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 Coexist? Comedy 


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 Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour 





Tissa's Friends Comments
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Jul 26 2008 12:38 AM

your wedding was stupid and ugly and i'm glad i didn't get any good pictures.
Travelboop


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Jul 22 2008 4:10 AM

Thank you.
Photobucket
cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE





Jun 30 2008 5:21 PM


Brought to you by: www. band-flyers. com

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Jun 20 2008 6:12 AM

My daughter thinks you are the greatest. She's a smart cookie.

Peace & Love,
Grace White
wwkcb. com
eMerly





Jun 16 2008 1:43 PM

That is in France. I just got back and I think I'm ready to go again. They didn't even stamp my passport though. It still looks like a virgin.
Sammy





Jun 16 2008 5:16 AM

So I've been tryin to get healthy lately...anybody?
eMerly





Jun 15 2008 6:31 AM

Bring back the slutty joke or I'm going to like, totally hella stop being your number one groupie!!!!!
Candy Churilla


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Jun 11 2008 5:43 PM

Thanks Tissa!
Silly Zombie


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May 28 2008 2:54 AM

still watching you on pbs, thankyou very much for posting out the reminder
Juls





May 21 2008 4:06 AM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
THANKS! SAW YOU ON PUBLIC TELEVISION AND WAS BUSTING A GUT... LIVED IN BOSTON FOR 18 YEARS--GUESS I WILL HAVE TO GO THERE TO SEE YOU, BOISE IDAHO PROBABLY ISNT ON YOUR MUST VISIT LIST!!!
Bridging The Gap





May 13 2008 10:37 AM

Hi Tissa!

Thank you for adding us to your friends.

Love to meet you some time!

Blessings,
BTG
Linda ♥ Anthony





May 6 2008 12:18 AM

I hope one day soon you can come down to El Paso, TX to either the Plaza Theatre or Barts Comic Strip.
We would love to see your show!
Linda ♥ Anthony





May 2 2008 5:39 PM

Thanks for the add! You're very funny and were great on The View.
Chris





May 2 2008 4:35 PM

I'm in the Jockey Underwars finals and if I win, I secure the $25,000 prize. Voting lasts from today until Sat. 1:00 AM and you can vote once a day. To vote, you have to create an account and confirm by email (this is very quick…please let me know if you have problems).

To watch and vote for the match (I'm dancing in my underwear outside Fenway Park before a game), you can go here: http://www. jockeyunderwars. com/match/334

If you're wondering what this is about, I've been battling in the Jockey Underwars as Danny Morsel - a contest where you upload a video of yourself dancing in your underwear and compete against other "Underbuddies".
Cheryl The Soccer Mom





May 2 2008 3:35 AM

You were hilarious on The View.
Congratulations!
Silly Zombie


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May 2 2008 2:53 AM

hey congrats for being on the view
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour





Apr 29 2008 1:41 AM

Tissa, so good to hear from you. I am doing great and planning on doing even better. Can't wait to see you
again somehow.

Peace & Love,
Grace
womenwhokickcomedybutt. com
eMerly





Apr 19 2008 6:34 PM

eMerly





Mar 21 2008 5:04 AM

We were telling roach stories today, and yours won, hands down.

See, you are funny even second hand!
Candy Churilla


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Feb 4 2008 8:10 PM

TONIGHT AT 8PM!
Rubi





Jan 26 2008 7:50 PM

Thanks for the add! One day we will have to meet live and compare notes on explosive preferences...
myq





Dec 26 2007 9:58 PM

thanks tissa!
and a merry whateverything you want to be merry

happy comment,
myq
eMerly





Dec 4 2007 5:11 PM

You were GREAT in Sacto. I tee heed until I pee peed

I know it's not your favorite spot (cockroaches and all) but next time you can stay with me and Maza.
Stash





Nov 7 2007 12:03 AM

Hi Tissa! Stash miss you!
Bethany Van Delft





Nov 6 2007 11:09 PM

Thanks!! How goes SF?
Dhaya





Oct 12 2007 9:52 AM

Your culture is sooooo exotic and fascinating. Where can I get saffron-rose ice cream?
Bethany Van Delft





Oct 10 2007 5:42 PM

Wish you were here with us!
Grace White





Oct 6 2007 3:56 PM

Oops, 25th.
Grace White





Oct 3 2007 4:01 PM

Looking forward to our Women Who Kick Comedy Butt show on Oct 24 @ the Morgan Hill Playhouse.

Peace & Love,
Grace White & Women Who Kick Comedy Butt www.wwkcb.com
Keith Lowell Jensen


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Oct 2 2007 4:12 AM

Okay, I'll Take the bait.
What's "Salaam pishi" mean?
I tried looking it up, but no luck.
Ron





Oct 1 2007 4:26 AM

eMerly





Sep 29 2007 4:47 AM

Have fun WITHOUT me tomorrow. I know it will be HARD, but you are tough, you'll get through it ok.

But soon m'ah dear, you, we, me, my Irish half anyway, need to have a drinking contest.

Only because I have a feeling I might win.

I'll never play Trivial Pursuit with you though.

Cause, um, I think there's a really really big huge chance I would LOSE BADLY.
eMerly





Sep 22 2007 9:52 PM

Tissa your dad has your mypsace page on LOCK DOWN. I can't even comment without going through three security checkpoints?

How are all the rich men going to get through. You know they are lazy and dumb. They will give up the first time they have to type in a security code.

How are we supposed to be best friends forever (BFF omg!!) if we don't meet rich men and become "Ladies Who Lunch" (which is just a emphamism for Ladies Who Don't Actually Eat Anything But Pills And Cocktails For Lunch.

You are the ONE AND ONLY in the whole wide entire world Born in the Iranian, Muslim female stand up FUNNY comedian. Does that make you bitter and catty and mean?

You rocked last night. It was great meeting you.

<3 eMiLy

ps When I grow up I want to be just like you. That or a Crazy Cat Woman like my Mum.



Just kidding Tissa. This is not really my mom!!!! My mom has WAY more cats than that!
eMerly





Sep 22 2007 7:51 PM

If one drink gets you talking about cockroaches in bras and bitches.........

I can't wait to take you out with the irish half part of me and get you REALLY plastered.

Quick question....

Is is really LONELY being the ONLY Female, Muslim Stand Up Comedian in the whole WIDE world?

Just wondering, my one and only.

And by ONLY, I meant the ONLY FUNNY ONE.

You do have to actually BE FUNNY to call yourself a comedian right?
Andrea Henry





Sep 8 2007 12:07 AM

Oh Montreal. Zut Alors!!!!!
Sharon Lacey





Sep 7 2007 7:20 AM

Thanks, Tissa! I'm in SF next week, Sept. 12-16!
Sandy Asai





Sep 6 2007 3:08 AM

Hi, Lady! How goes it?
Awesome pic. And, congrats on all the successes so far.
You are missed much.
C u, soon!
Coexist? Comedy





Sep 4 2007 6:22 PM

Tissa, Tissa Tissa, thanks for being Muslim AND funny, we were willing to settle for either or, but you brought BOTH!
Looking forward to the SF