Friends with Benefits Wedding on Collegehumor.com Click here!
Me, PJ Winters, and Simon made this commercial!
Check out these amazing videos I am in for The Bicycle Film Festival! They will be played all over the world and on Big Ben in London!! These were done by Tom Keenoy and Sarah Clark from mediumrarenyc.com for www.BicycleFilmFestival.com
Website
TJDelReno.com
Influences
Mom, Dad, Wulf, Grandrents, John Laster, Mark DeMayo, Joey Gay,Matt Morano,Chris Iancono, Danni Lobell, Matty Goldberg, Warren Holstein, Anthony Zenhauser,The Comical, Ray Dejon, Johnny Deluxe, Mike Boschetti, Gina Savage, Aldo, Mike Catayo, Jay, Victor Cruz, Billy Mirra, Jim Gallagher, Justin Silver, PJ Landers, Gino Bisconte, Mike Destefano, Reverend Bob Levy, the whole Pips comedy club crew, Onions, F, Louie and Anthony! Every crowd I ever did especially the black crowds for really laughing out loud and talking the whole time! Transformers, video games, horror movies, cartoons, and comedy. Saved the best for last; Pablo Jose, Simon Winheld, Mike V, Joe G, and every comedian, human being, Autobot and dannon danimal's I know personally!
All my life I was a victim of being influenced by my friends to do things. In fourth grade I was dared during class to drop my pants, hold a lightbulb with my buttcheeks, bend down and yell "I think I have an idea!."
I was the entertainment for my friends during parties where I was dubbed " The Upper Decker Captain."
Upper Decker [uper deker] noun : To submit human feces inside the tank of a toilet bowl; thus emitting a stench that the home owner is reluctant to find.
So I would attend parties and commit upper decking (verb) in the bathroom. I was even made to do it at my party.
Girls have a huge influence on my jokes because without them I would have a lot of gay material, literally.
My parents are also a big influence because they raised me to respect women and treat all those bitches equally. Unless the girl isn't pretty, then you just pretend your deaf so you don't have to waste your time.
TV Shows
Watch some funny ass puppet shows me and Wulf made!
Films
I was the can of Coke in "You've Got Mail"
Albums
Loud and Hairy
TJ Del Reno's Interests
General
TRANSFORMERS, funny people, famous people, hot girls, comedy, horror, Industrial music, goth, anime, toys, video games, art, comic books, RPG games.
Music
KMFDM, PIG, Skinny Puppy, Chemlab, Front Line Assembly, Pop Will Eat Itself, Tool, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Ministry, 80's music, Green Day, Nirvana, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedy's, LARD, M.C. Chris
Movies
Fifith Element, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Event Horizon, Shaun of the Dead, Night, Day and Dawn of the Dead, Battle Royal, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse
Television
Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Whitest Kids You Know, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Transformers
Books
I don't read! What is this the 1800's! Get a TV or a DVD player for god's sake! I saw them advertise books on TV and I said to myself "Nice try books, that's why I got the TV!"
Heroes
Bolgna, Provolone chees, turkey, ham, lettuce, tomato, onions, with honey mustard on a hoagie. ( I said hoagie cause I'm from NJ)
Pratt Institute-Main
Brooklyn,New York
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Major: Communications Design
Clubs: Nothing But Nonsense Comedy Radio Show
Pratt Radio.com
Up Top Playerz Improv Troupe
2003 to 2006
Toms River High North
Toms River,New Jersey
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The ocean County Mall Rat Syndicate
IGNORE THE DATE THIS SHOW WILL NOW BE A MONTHLY COMEDY SHOW! SO COME OUT TO LAUGH AND LEVEL UP!
I am the voice of a couple Tidy Cats check out the videos I am in!
Follow the link and watch the videos "Salmon", "Charades", and "Outfits" Plus the Bonus Footage go to "Cat in a Sombrero" in which I am the star! Finally watch the "Outtakes" they are funny too!
Tidy Cats presents Salmon
I am the "Respect the Pouch, Respect it!" voice in the Capri Sun TV commercials, and my voice is in the Danimals Rock Your Block Party Instant Win Game commercial, plus a bunch of radio like AT&T Blue Room.
So come see one of my shows, I will get you in with no cover charge and then you buy a DVD, deal? Support me so I can get off Food Stamps!
I am in a video on Daily Comedy through my friend DC Benny called Joke Jokes done by famous comics and ME so click HERE to read his blogs they are hysterical or click HERE to see my video with me and Joey Gay telling Joke Jokes!
Watch my commercials I am in @ Dave Clark Media. Click subscribe, fresh off editing table, then the last video to the right.
I am the voice of Ricky in ROCKSTARS new game BULLY! So buy it and listen to my shitty voice acting! This is my only slice of stardom so I will milk the shit out of it knuckleheads!
LISTEN TO NOTHING BUT NONSENSE Radio show! Special guest comedians, bits, comedy, farts, funny shite!
Subscribe to NBN with a podcast Nothing But Nonsense Podcast
Who I'd like to meet: 1: A pretty girl that I can hang out with, feed, take for walkies, train, and one day have her compete in a potato sack race.
2: A hobo that asks for change in a civilized manner, "Pardon me sir but I have lost my cottage and I am now forced, against my will of course, to dwell on the cobble stone streets. By chance you would you have a shilling so that I may rid my sorrows in some fine ale?"
TJ, you sexy... SEXY bitch! Man, I haven't talked to you in ages, did you forget already who changed your diapers... and I don't mean when you were a child, I mean your adult diapers... Well, it wasn't me, so I hope you remember who cause it will piss them off. Lots of love K.I.T.
Your snuggle puss, Scott "mama I wanna go to wawa" Koenigsmark
Oh yeah, when are you coming to Knuckleheads comedy club again... In beautiful Toms River? Not only is your set hilarious, but I also enjoy counting the beads of sweat that pour out of your forehead. Ok, I have to go, the Blair Witch Project just got done cooking dinner for me. We made amends :) Thank Allah!
Honestly, I just read what I wrote on here the other night, and holy shit, I don't understand it either.
AND I used topical humor. For shame...
Anyway, I was just seeing how you've been. We've only gotten to talk a few times, but you are cool and therefore I can spare some give-a-shit and see how things are on your end of the spectrum. I live in Ocean Gate now, so I am down in Central Jersey and able to hang out with people I haven't seen in a while and I am trying to regain a social life after being trapped up north in Bergen for the past two and a half years.
Yo, Teejerz!!! I am great with nicknames, jazzy!!! How ya been, singlass? Man, I'll tell ya, if I wasn't the ripe old age of 24, I would get down on some serious adult-oriented comedies with you and your best pals, but sonofawouldn'tyaknow, I am far too excitable and scared to fucking love that kinda giggle-rape.
Dudley Moore in, "A View To A Joke" is more my style, you dig?
Anyway, it's me, Doug. Haven't heard from you in a while, probably because we are only acquaintances and we have virtually NEVER hung out by ourselves, and you have a cellphone all other manner of cool things going on in your life...
But hit me up like Chris Brown on the ol' Myspace, and we can swap num-ber-ellas. Ellas. Ellas. Ow. Ouch. Ow, stop it, Chris!!!
