I'm a diehard New York Jets fan. I've been going to the games with my father and tailgating with his friends since 1992. We tailgate at 18E. Our seats are in the 5th row of the 102 Lower Section. back from the endzone. The Kansas City Chiefs and Arizona Cardinals are my other favorites but the Jets will always be my number one. I fucking hate the Dolphins, Raiders, and Patriots.
I love BOTH the New York Yankees and Mets. Yes it's possible to root for both. I love them equally but I believe the Yankees are the better of the two. I hate the Red Sox, Braves, and Phillies.
Video Games, PC games, Computers, Internet, Porn, listening to the Howard Stern Show, watching TV, fishing and crabbing, sports (football, hockey, and baseball), going to NY Jets games, hanging out, gambling in Atlantic City, listening to music, sleeping.
Music
All types of Metal, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, 90's, Alternative
Metal since 1996
RIP Cliff Burton and Dimebag
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." - The late Cliff Burton
Movies
War, Horror, and Comedies
All time favorites include: Black Hawk Down, Braveheart, Platoon, 300, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Death Wish 3 (best of the series), Rocky and Rocky IV, Jaws, pretty much all of the Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers movies, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison (Sandler's best), Mr. Bean, way too many others I can't remember
Television
I'm adding several new shows to my lineup this Fall: The Vampire Diaries, The Beautiful Life, Cougar Town,
Note: Shows that I watched but stopped watching or were cancelled are crossed out.
Lie To Me, Kath & Kim, Fringe, My Own Worst Enemy, Hole In The Wall, Flashpoint, Wipeout, I Survived A Japanese Gameshow
Favorites: The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Two And A Half Men, Family Guy, American Dad, Heroes, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, One Tree Hill, Beauty And The Geek, America's Next Top Model, Gossip Girl, Survivor, Big Brother, My Name Is Earl, WWE Smackdown!, old King Of The Hill (repeats), Everybody Hates Chris, old South Park repeats, The Price Is Right, Yankees and Mets MLB games, College and NFL football.
I love Asian dramas with English subtitles. In the past I've watched mostly Japanese dramas. These days I watch Korean historical and regular dramas. My favorite Japanese drama of all time is Abarenbo Shogun. The Immortal Yi Soon-Shin is currently my favorite Korean drama.
Heroes
I don't really have any heroes but I love Howard's show and what it stands for. Free fucking speech!
"...who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat."
My name is Tom but I'm better known as KOAL (King of All Losers) here on MySpace. When I was in Grammar School people called me tjfats or just Fats. Send me a message if you remember me from back then.
I was born in and have lived in Bayonne my entire life. Sometimes I hate this town but for the most part it's not that bad. I live downtown on one of the safer blocks.
Quick school history: Grammar School: John M. Bailey Class of 1997
High School: Bayonne High School Class of 2001
College: New Jersey City University: Class of 2007
I'm a 26 year old College graduate. I have a B.S. in Computer Science from NJCU. I'm unemployed and I don't drive. I still live at home and I'm unfortunately still a virgin. I'm a Metalhead/computer & Internet nerd/gamer/loser/loner. I don't have a life and the delusional one I've created for myself sucks too. I could really use some friends since my old ones have forgotten me. I'm just a lonely confused guy trying to find work and fix a mess of a life.....HELP!
I was a Catholic many years ago. I went to church and through CCD and all that bs because my parents made me. After I made Confirmation I pretty much gave up on religion. I'm an Atheist now. I don't like overly religious people or groups. I hate people who cram religion down your throat. I believe religion is evil and the cause of most wars.
Politically I consider myself very liberal. I voted Democratic the past two elections. I'm all for gay marriage, stem cell research, and pretty much anything that Conservatives don't like. I hate political correctness and how since 9/11 everything suddenly became American. Examples: This is America's truck, the company with America's largest network, America's favorite burger, etc.
I'm a former smoker. I started in 2001 and quit June 15, 2008. I'm definitely a cat person. I'm afraid of dogs (you would be too if you got your a piece of your lip torn off by a Siberian Husky when you were 9).
I'm probably most random person you'll ever talk to. I have no shame so ask me anything you want. I can talk about anything and everything. I'm usually up all night and sleeping most of the day. Exciting huh?
Anything else you want to know just ask.
P.S. Don't fucking judge me!
Who I'd Like To Meet: Anyone who won't treat me like shit. I've been burned enough in life.
My Dream Woman: Tall blonde or redhead, 18-30 years old, 5 foot 6 or taller, natural C boobs or larger, pretty face, nice to great legs
Aliases: King of All Losers or KOAL here on MySpace Pornoguy22, one of the Head Moderators, on the now dead Porn forum I used to help run (RIP bikinibikini.com late 2002 - 3/23/08). someguy2 on the Superiorpics forum.
Disorder
Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:
High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:
High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:
Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:
Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder:
Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:
Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:
Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:
Very High
Dependent Personality Disorder:
Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:
High
About Me
Name: Tom Florczak Jr
Date of birth: October 11, 1982
Birthplace: Bayonne, NJ
Current location: Bayonne, NJ
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Weight: 205 lbs.
Right handed or left handed: I'm right handed
Your heritage: Polish and Italian
The shoes you wore today: Black DC Shoes skateboard sneakers, or black leather Wolverine boots
Your fears: Dogs, dying
Your perfect pizza: Thin pie with onions and garlic
Goals you would like to achieve this year: Get a job, get an apartment, find a girlfriend, make some new friends, start going out again, lose 30 lbs.
Your most overused phrases on an instant messenger: lol, rofl, roflmao, and idk
Thoughts first waking up: meh
Your bedtime: Whenever I feel like it but I usually sleep during the day
Your most missed memory: Hanging out with and having friends
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: Both
Single or group dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Arizona Iced Tea, Turkey Hill, or Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you smoke: I did for 7 years but quit June 15, 2008
Do you swear: Yes and probably too much
Do you sing: I sing along to songs I like and randomly do metal type vocals and noises
Have you been in love: Once but it ended bad and fucked me up mentally
Do you want to get married: Not a chance in Hell. Why? Get married and eventually get divorced and let some woman take half of my money? No thanks.
Do you belive in yourself: Hell no
Do you get motion sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are attractive: No
Are you a health freak: Not even close....I'm the complete opposite
Do you get along with your parents: I used to but not anymore. They're getting divorced and it's ruining my life
Do you like thunderstorms: Yes, they're awesome
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I'm a wannabe drummer. I have a Yamaha DD55 digital drum pad, but it sucks ass. I really want to learn to play bass, but I don't have the time or money for lessons and equipment
In the past month have you been on drugs: No, I don't do drugs
In the past month have you gone on a date: I fucking wish, it's been 7 years since I've been on a date
In the past month have you gone to a mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box but two 2 lb. trays of Pathmark brand Oreo type cookies
In the past month have you eaten sushi: No
In the past month have you been on stage: No
In the past month have you been dumped: No
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping: Never have, never will
In the past month have you stolen anything: No
Ever been drunk: Tons of times. My worst: I blacked out in the bathroom at Loews when we went to the movies for my 20th birthday. I woke up 2 1/2 hours later when some black guy knocked on the door. I was leaning against the toilet paper dispenser. I missed the entire movie and puked on myself.
Ever been called a tease: No
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever shoplifted: Yes, many times when I was in Grammar School
How do you want to die: As quickly as possible
What do you want to be when you grow up: I'm never going to grow up...something is wrong with me
What country would you most like to visit: Japan or Sweden
Number of drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 50+
Number of piercings: none
Number of tattoos: none
I regret: Too many things for someone my age
The Kind of Girl I Like
Ethnicity: White, light skin Hispanic (but not ghetto), or Asian (cute American looking Asian)
Favorite Eye Color: blue or green or a mix of the two
Favorite Hair Color: Red or blonde
Least Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5 foot 2 - 5 foot 11 but 5 foot 6 or taller would be preferred
Weight: 90 - 150 lbs.
Personality: A goofy sense of humor, easy going, nonjudgmental
I Hate: drama queens, attention whores, gold diggers, ghetto bitches
I am: A tits and legs man. I like pretty faces with nice eyes too. I don't get the obsession with ass though.
Bonus Points: Tolerance and understanding for the crazy way I live my life and choose to do things, not being religious or not talking about religion around me, enjoys video games, is not offended by Howard Stern or his show, doesn't mind watching sports, likes rock or metal music
Advanced Global Personality Test
Extraversion
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46%
Stability
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20%
Orderliness
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16%
Accommodation
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16%
Interdependence
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63%
Intellectual
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16%
Mystical
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36%
Artistic
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10%
Religious
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10%
Hedonism
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83%
Materialism
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70%
Narcissism
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10%
Adventurousness
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10%
Work ethic
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63%
Self Absorbed
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56%
Conflict
Seeking
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30%
Need To Dominate
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10%
Romantic
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70%
Avoidant
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36%
Anti-
authority
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50%
Wealth
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10%
Dependency
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63%
Change averse
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90%
Cautiousness
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83%
Individuality
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30%
Sexuality
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36%
Peter Pan
complex
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63%
Physical Security
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63%
Physical Fitness
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10%
Histrionic
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23%
Paranoia
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90%
Vanity
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10%
Hypersensitivity
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76%
Female cliche
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10%
Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: Low
Cheerfulness: Low
Excitement Seeking: Low
Friendliness: Low
Sociability: Low
Activity Level: Very Low
How You Live Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
Your Birthdate: October 11
Your birth on the 11th day of the month makes you something of a dreamer and an idealist. You work well with people because you know how to use persuasion rather than force. There is a strong spiritual side to your nature, and you may have intuitive qualities inherent in your make up, too.
You are very aware and sensitive, though often temperamental. Although you have a good mind and you are very analytical, you may not be comfortable in the business world. You are definitely creative and this influence tends to make you more of a dreamer than a doer.
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
You Are 15 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
Your Stress Level is: 77%
You are prone to stress, and you're probably even pretty stressed right now. Life's problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out. Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only way you'll get through the bad times.
Your Sloth Quotient: 54%
You're definitely lazier than the average person, but you're able to live a somewhat normal life. All your life needs is a little more effort and variety, and you might see that doing hard things is actually fun!
You Are 60% Shy
Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life.
You Are 78% Angry
You're a pretty angry person, although you might not describe yourself that way. But if you think about it, you probably feel annoyed, frustrated, and disappointed often.
All of the emotions above are classic signs of anger. And if these angry feelings are controlling your life, you may need help.
You Are 64% Intuitive
You are a very intuitive person. And luckily, your intuition is normally right. You're wise enough to know that relying on intuition alone can be dangerous. When your intuition seems really off, you tend to ignore it - and look at the facts instead.
Your Depression Level: 68%
You seem to have moderate depression. Your symptoms are bad enough that they're effecting your everyday life. You would benefit greatly from professional help.
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal other things you do are downright strange. You've got a little of your freak going on but you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself.
You Are 36% Happy
You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier.
Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.
You Have Low Self Esteem 76% of the Time
You tend to blame yourself when things go wrong, regardless of whether it's your fault or not. You're anxious to please others and rely too much on their opinions. Learn to please yourself first, and your confidence will soar.
You Are 50% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
Thanks. It wasn't crazy, but my last birthday was spent in Iraq lugging around a flak and Kevlar in 130 degree temperatures. So a few beers,a steak dinner, and a slice of ice cream cake is damn near heaven by comparison. Hope all is well with you.
Hmm sounds like ur in a bad place. I think ud be happier living away from both of them. But its ur life n ur only gonna do what makes u comfortable. I jus kno I couldn't imagine not having my own apartment at our age. Where r u gonna look for work?
Wow it sounds like ur dads in a bad place right now. R u working? I can't believe ur mom said she doesn't want u living w/her...that's a shame. Does ur dad have family in north carolina?
Oh wow, ur moms dating. How's ur relationship w/ her? How's ur dad feel about her havin a bf? I'm sorry, I kno divorce sucks. Anything else new? Everythings ok w/ me, jus working n living.
Just send it in. What if you fuck it up more? :P Let the professionals do it for you. It wont cost that much to send it in. And I'm sure you can live without it for two weeks :P
My brother sent his elite xbox in and he only had to pay for the shipping there. But, he got it back like a 1-2 weeks later and its been working ever since. I've even sent an xbox in for my friend. And all went good. But, if you trust them enough to buy their product might as well send it in. Don't be so stubborn :P
It was just a link to tell you that the error you had on your xbox is covered by microsoft so you can send in your xbox for free to get it fixed. And it doesnt matter if you didnt by a warranty from wherever you bought it from, it is automatically covered by microsoft.
I'll start a thread in the Asylum tonight to bring you back into the spotlight and see what happens. I really don't know what I could do as it's in Songbird's hands, Debbie (Asylum) doesn't come on anymore so Song is running it. I'll see what I can do. You may want to send Songbird a message too, maybe just talk to her directly. There are some of us that do miss you though.
Sorry it took me a while to write back. I had no computer for a bit. But, that's pretty cool that you've accomplished something with your life so far. It's better than what I do all day (Get high and game) :P Now i think im repeating myself. But, if you want to chat some times hit me up. cursedred@hotmail.com or PillowLint for yahoo. But, I'm on msn most of the time. Well rock out with you cock out :P haha
Thank you for the comment on my blog, it meant a lot. You and the guys I met in the group were part of what I was thinking about...no, not the weird part! (:
What did you take in College? Meh, after I was banned from all highschools here I never did anything for 4 years. So 2 years doing nothing isn't that bad :P
:( Please dont do anything bad, or to hurt yourself. If you feel that way you can always talk to me, i haave been there done that, it sint' worth it dear.
Is there a friend you can bunk with for a little bit?
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