Thomas J.
Thomas J. Kelly
Embracing The Adventure

Male
33 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
Mood: cheerful Mood Image
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    Thomas J.'s Interests
GeneralSwimming, jogging (at an admittedly very slow pace), and the gym. I was Mr. Triathalon last summer.

Most importantly, I love writing and performing comedy. I like to share what I create in as many forms as I possibly can. Right now that includes a video, my website IHateWeddings.com, and performing stand up for audiences.

I want to be famous. I secretly think it might happen.

MoviesNewer movies that have made my day: Superbad, Super Size Me, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite, Get Shorty, Borat
TelevisionMuppet Show, West Wing, Desperate Housewives, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Arrested Development, Bob Ross, Entourage, The Office

Whatever I'm starring in.

BooksThe Godfather by Mario Puzzo. Read the book . . . it's amazing.
Heroes"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. " Michael Jordan

"It doesn't matter how hard you hit; what matters is how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Rocky

Groups: Jay and Silent Bob's Secret StashSwimmers Unitedmichael phelps vs. ian thorpe...so hotElite SwimmingBORN TO BE IN THE WATERQuinnipiacTALL PEOPLE ONLY CLUBPodcasting Central

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     Thomas J.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:South Massapequa, NY
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Thomas J.'s Schools
Quinnipiac University
Hamden, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mass Communications
Clubs: QCTV, Television Station
 

1994 to 1998
Long Island Lutheran Middle An
Brookville, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1994
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1988 to 1994

   Thomas J.'s Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
I'm a comedian, a performer and a writer!



Thomas J. I've got a great show in NYC this Thursday July 2nd in the basement of Comix. Who's coming? http://lnk.ms/0pNbs
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Welcome to the Shrine dedicated to me!

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robert, robbie, rob, texas, az





Jun 2 2009 6:06 AM


Check out my page
http://www.doulike.us/photos/6695141.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.doulike.us/photos/6695141.html?b=4&w=46

Bryan





May 8 2009 6:52 PM

Dude, loved how much air time you got on The View today. When Spock stood up and gave you the Vulcan hand, I swear I got misty eyed, that was so cool and touching
MermaidRN





Apr 19 2009 2:12 PM

Ahaha!! My friend tivo'd it for me! That was so effing funny!!!
[DANiELLe]


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Feb 21 2009 2:37 AM

haha! no, its not the new chester costume... it's a german film crew guy!
Vanna White Stripes





Jan 22 2009 10:47 AM

VWS drummer Howard Sternum was arrested on Tuesday at an anti-Bush rally after burning Gavin Rossdale in effigy.
More at www. wehateraylamontagne. com
Lil Bit





Jan 22 2009 2:48 AM

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Jan 21 2009 12:21 AM

Yo celeb, when are you coming back to your home town to party ?
Jeni Fujita Debut This Little Light of Mine@itunes





Jan 19 2009 6:29 AM

Peace!
I'm writing to let you know my debut album This Little Light of Mine just hit itunes!
The first 1000 people who download the album will recieve a FREE unreleased song as a gift from me.
If you haven't already downloaded it, the link is below..and contact tllentertainment@gmail.com for details.
There are a couple other things you can do to help
ADD ME TO UR TOPS IF U HAVEN'T ALREADY TO HELP PROMOTE THE ALBUM
AND YOU CAN ADD ONE OF MY SONGS TO YOUR PLAYER.
YOUR ASSISTANCE IS MUCH APPRECIATED AND DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
You can subscribe to my youtube page at youtube. com/jenifujita
2009 it's OUR turn to shine!
Jeni Fujita
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Experience "This Little Light of Mine" by Ms.
Jeni Fujita by clicking pic above!


Vanna White Stripes





Jan 18 2009 12:22 PM

Our Januray 2nd show at CBGB was cancelled...Well, the club was actually closed that night. Apologies to our fans.
www. wehateraylamontagne. com
Chris Monty





Dec 16 2008 3:10 PM

Actually Uncle Elmer is only related through marriage. Aunt Louis (who was also a grandma to me) is my blood relative. She was my grandfathers sister...
[DANiELLe]


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Nov 19 2008 11:08 PM

2003 =]
Mrs. Knight





Nov 14 2008 3:20 PM

I know right...where have you been all my life? right here on myspace!loved you video...xoxo
Gerry Stanek





Oct 30 2008 8:08 PM

Tom...Thanks for everything! You're once, twice, three times...Wait, wrong song!
The Springgoddess





Oct 17 2008 4:00 AM

What's your business in Tampa? You have a show?
..j.e.a.n.n.i.n.e..





Oct 2 2008 8:02 PM

So I'm going through old CD's yesterday, and what do I find??? A copy of my Napoleon Dynamite radio clip. I almost peed my pants.
Shannon





Oct 2 2008 4:13 AM

omg
I rec. you from the film. I havent seen it since I first started but oo cool.
Shannon





Oct 2 2008 3:59 AM

I might Columbia is a great school its just so far away from everything I know
Triton





Sep 23 2008 3:01 PM

hi tom thanks for add me
Ceann





Sep 18 2008 7:10 PM

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Ceann
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Tanner


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Sep 17 2008 3:42 AM

I'm sorry to say that joke (?) on the picture comment flew right over my head :( Explanation por favor lol
Jack





Sep 9 2008 10:19 PM

Point taken.
Charles S.Smith





Sep 6 2008 6:47 PM

Just came by to say Hi.
Morgana





Aug 27 2008 6:26 AM

Can I just say that I love how your mood is "handsome"!! How are you.
TommyBoy





Aug 27 2008 2:54 AM

SEPTEMBER IS PARTY MONTH!!! CANT WAIT!
j.Conz





Aug 19 2008 1:03 AM

i ammmmmmm gunna come to comix! thats awesome! :)~
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