COMEDIENNE TINA KIM

Bio:

GUYS WITH BUFF ARMS:: STAND UP CLIP ....>

TINA KIM'S SKETCH OF MISS FONG'S CHINESE RESTAURANT ....>

INSTANT MESSAGE WEBCAM PERVS:: STAND UP CLIP ....>

I am a stand-up comedienne. YES FULL TIME! DON'T BOTHER ME BY ASKING ME WHAT KIND OF JOKES I DO!! YOU CAN SEE IT HERE AND ON MY WEBSITE! WWW.TINAKIM.COM

ALSO DON'T ASK ME WHY I AM NAKED IN MY MAIN PIC! It's to lure people to my page :) It's called marketing. IF YOU ARE horny and came to my page, sorry but I tricked YAH! HA HA!

I rent out clubs/theaters and produce my own shows and make a living somewhat. I ONLY PROMOTE MY OWN SHOWS. However if i can get you on a guest list at spots I do around Hollywood, I post that up too. I do not post up every little thing I do, or every little spot, or corporate event, etc. I do not want to tip off pervs, stalkers and weirdo comics. Sometimes I feel like giving up, but it's been a long 8 years, so I figure I have to keep at it. Urgghhhhh..... Why can't I meet a man like Celine Dion's husband who dedicated his life to her. It's tough when it's just me all alone in this cruel world. I do not have any connections. I wish I did, then I wouldn't have to produce, promote, etc... my owns shows. ONE day I hope to have people such as a booker, agent, manager, publicist, intern, lover, sugar daddy, rich family, etc, but for now as I said, it's just me all alone in this cruel world. AT LEAST I am someone out there actually doing my own thing, and selling out my own shows with no connections. THAT in itself is a big deal.

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I am happy to chat with my friends, fans, fun gals and interesting smart guys. HOWEVER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR CRAZY INTERNET PERVERTS, HORNY GUYS, STALKERS OR INTERNET TROLLS!

I AM ON MYSPACE TO PROMOTE MY STAND UP COMEDY AND MY SHOWS. I AM HAPPY TO CHAT w/ FRIENDS AND FANS and to meet new people. I AM NOT HERE TO HOOK UP! I DO NOT USE THE INTERNET FOR SEX. ALSO I will NOT join your circle of friends if you are a creepy guy wanting to have all Asian women in your group, give me a break! HELLO I know you are jerking off to the pictures.

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AT ONE OF MY SHOWS

IF YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED, or suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder, or are on any sort of anti-depressants, stay the hell away from me!.

I DO NOT LIKE LIARS, JERKS, AND ASSHOLES. So consider yourself warned. Keep the conversation clean or I will have to block you. Gosh I do love that block button.



TO SEE UNCENSORED STAND UP CLIPS CLICK HERE



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Influences:

THESE ARE MY TWO COMEDY CD's AVAILABE at

WWW.TINAKIM.COM



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These are my girlfriends wearing my tank tops!

It says , NO ASIAN LOVERS and NO INTERNET TROLLS!

CLICK HERE TO BUY A TANK TOP!

Sounds Like:

I sound like NOBODY! I am just straight up HILARIOUS!! LOL!! Well my reviews say:

GO TONIGHT -- The Boston Globe

FRESH -- San Francisco Chronicle

HILARIOUS -- CNN

FUNNY, FIESTY, ORIGINAL -- The List

SHE'S ONE FUNNY LADY -- The Chicago Tribune

I am incredibly WITTY, smart, sweet (really I really am), motivated, outgoing, fun, honest, kind, witty, loud, passionate, organized, likes to exercise, laugh, travel, and I am spontaneous. I am straight forward and open with my feelings. I AM NOT A FLAKE! I am a very giving person and enjoy being around thoughtful people who have common sense.

I DO NOT LIKE PLAYERS, UNDACOVAH PLAYAHZ, ASIONE LOVERS, INTERNET TROLLS, LIARS, AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR GUYS WHO ARE LOOKING FOR SEX AND GOOD TIMES. If you're busy chatting with a bunch of women online such as Yahoo Personals, Adultfriendfinders, Match.com, Craigslist, Asianfriendfinder etc... YOU ARE an INTERNET TROLL!! DO NOT WRITE me.

My favorite artist on the planet is ROBBIE WILLIAMS.. he sure is dreamy....

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OTHER INFO ABOUT ME SO THAT YOU DON'T ASK...

I AM KOREAN and my hometown is SEATTLE, WA & I'm a UW graduate.

I have a broadcast journalism degree and use to work as a television news reporter.

I lived in New York for seven years have relocated to Los Angeles.

I LIKE CLEAN SMELLING MEN WITH TATTOOS and someone WHO TALKS! I cannot carry our conversation. I am a naturally gifted person who can carry a conversation. IN fact I get paid to talk, so don't waste my time with your boring self.

I AM STRAIGHT but with all the buffoons I have been meeting throughout my life, maybe I will become a lesbian eventually.

I LOVE BROADWAY MUSICALS AND DEE GAYS! MY FAV IS MISS SAIGON

I ENJOY OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES

FAV FOOD JAPANESE, ITALIAN, THAI, GREEK

I AM ONLY ON MYSPACE TO PROMOTE MY COMEDY. I AM NOT HERE TO GET LAID OR TO HOOK UP OR TRY TO BE CUTE AND FLIRT WITH A BUNCH OF HORNY TROLLS ONLINE. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF ASIAN GIRLS ON HERE THAT DO THAT SO PLEASE MOVE ONTO THEM. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME IF YOU WANT TO FLIRT AND CHAT WITH ME ONLINE. FUCK OFF!!!

I love the gay music of the 80's. Still love George Michael and the Pet Shop Boys and a big fan of Everything but the Girl.

I love boxing!!! Not watching it, doing it. I love to punch and I am very violent... HEE HEE.....

I THINK A LOT SO YOU BETTER NOT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE A GREAT MEMORY AND I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BAD THINGS OR JERK OFF THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO. The thing that pisses me off the most is a person who doesn't call me back. I go out of my way to call you and ask you to call me back and YOU DON'T! Then you get what you deserve. NOt calling me back shows me you are an asshole so u will never hear from me again JACK ASS!

ALSO don't cut me off when I call you because if I'm calling it's not to shoot the shit. I don't have a bunch of minutes to waste on your ass shooting the shit. I am direct to the point. If I call you, either I need something or I need to tell you something. URGHHH you are really beginning to piss me off and I don't even know you!!

ALSO IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR, know that I hate FLAKES! If you flake, consider YOURSELF BLOCKED AND ON MY BUFFOON LIST. GOOD RIDDANCE, you make me SICK.