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Mega

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Released: Jan 1, 2009

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Mega
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The Carpal Tunnel Song
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The Funky Song
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The Crappy Song
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The Arabian Song
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Genre: Alternative / Drum & Bass / Rock
Location COTATI, CALIFORNIA, US
Profile Views: 85064
Last Login: 12/1/2010
Member Since 6/21/2005
Website http://www.truerockage.com
Record Label TM pRoductions
Bio
.. Many millenia have passed since the scribing of the Books of Rockage. .. Few have read the words on the yellowed, wise pages contained therein. Those .. who have read the words, or heard the teachings of the great prophet .. ..Hoo-Ha the Mighty.. know the ..Prophecy:.. .. .. .. "...Yea, verily there shall cometh a band. Not a band in threes and fours .. and fives, with many stringed, high-pitch-ed weedlings. Nay, this band shall .. beith but two. They shall come bearing the powers of the gods of Rockage; the .. rig of the Gods +5, the sweatbands of infinite Rockage +3. Their instruments .. shall be the bass, and the drum, and they shall rock upon these instruments with .. infinite fury and passion. Their music shall have no words, yet - forsooth - it .. shall resound in the hearts and minds of those who hear with a clarity likened unto .. something exceedingly clear... and rocking. .. .. "These two champions of rock shall draw together the lost fragments of the Tartaron,.. uniting the scattered artifacts of Egaroth, and shall rebuild the lost city of Felbazel... Verily, these mighty heroes shall travel the land, seekething and rockething for the.. good of every being. Their bass frequencies and deafening China-crashings shall be.. the vanguard for an era of peace and rocking, ne'er afore seen in this world. .. .. We shall know them by their name. For they shall be called:.. Mechanism For the ..Warmething and Crisp-ething of Bread... .. .. "They shall come during the dark times; a time when music is seen not as the .. vehicle for rockage and infinite love, but as slave, to be bought and sold and used... The honest might of They Who Shall Rock will purge the land of those who rock .. falsely, and restore honor and rockage to our most hallowed Music.".. .. .. .. - The Books of Rockage. Ch. 25, v.1-28.. .. .. .. .. ..RADIO STATIONS that are currently rocking TOAST MACHINE.... ...if you are in the area of the station or if you are a generous and civic minded person, give the 'ol DJs a call and request your favorite track from ye olde ....Rock Wattage...... .. ..KXFX 101.7 .. - Sonoma County. -- 7pm-8pm Sundays... ..KSVY 91.3.. - Sonoma Community Radio.. ..KPSU 1450 AM.. - Portland, Oregon.. ..WIDR 89.1.. - Kalamazoo, Michigan - we'll be there soon!.. ..CJSF 90.1.. - British Columbia - Canada... ..KANM 1690 AM, 99.9 FM cable.. - College Station, Texas.. ..CJAM 91.5.. Detroit, MI.. ..KDHK 88.1.. St. Louis.. ..CFUV 101.9.. Victoria, British Columbia.. ..KDUR 91.9 & 93.9.. Durango, CO.. ..WUVT-FM 90.7.. Blacksburg, VA.. ..WCDB 90.9.. Albany, NY .. ..WCKS.. Allendale, MI .. ..CKXU 88.3.. Southern Alberta (...that's in Canada.) .. ..WORT 89.9.. Madison, WI - Thanks Sybil!.. ..KMSA 91.3.. Grand Junction, CO .. Thanks Geothro!.. ..KWMR 90.5 / 89.3.. West Marin, CA .... ...and more to come, as we track our 300 wayward CD's through the seedy and pungent depths of the Radio jungle... .. If you hear Toast Machine on the Radio -- LET US KNOW!! .. We'll be sure to get the information up right here... .. thanks all.
Members
Giovanni Benedetti .bass... Brandon Warner .drums. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
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A sonic manifestation of all things rocking, good, and delicious. ..a little something like this perhaps? : ..Toast Machine - B's Groove...... .. .. .. .. ......Add to My Profile.. | .. More Videos..