♥DavidLani 
>>People who use people are stupid, but people who get used are even stupider.<<
//aboutme//
NAME: Ian David™
DATE OF BIRTH: March 2, 1988.
CURRENT AGE: TwentyOne.
HEIGHT: 5'1".
WEIGHT: 112 lbs.
RESIDENCE: New York.
STATUS: Untook.
AOL SN: beardogx.
ORIENTATION: Find out.
HAIR CLR: Dark Brown/Black.
ETHNICITY: English/Peruvian.
EYE CLR: Dark Brown/Dark Blue.
WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET: You know. Asians.
THOUGHTS/ABOUTME:
Let's start with. Hi, i'm David. I'm 21, and I'm overly small. [thisisaboutmenotyou] I'm open. If Jesus Christ were my brother, he'd be my evil twin. It doesn't matter anyway because as it were, I am better than him. I am not conceited [toomuch]. I rely on intuition and bad luck [whichneverreallygetsmeanywhere] and I'm not too sharp. I want something real but expect fake. We're never going to find real because humans are never selfless not even Mother Teresa [becauseshe'dfuckmeeveryday] and we can't expect ourselves to be Degrassi. I will understand you, but don't come here looking for anything but cheery conversation and kindness [becauseIdon'twanttohereyourproblems]. Don't tell me I'm cruel [godknowsi'mfarfromit] and when I use the word nigger, i'm not insulting anyone [sogetoveritandshutthefuckup]
[we'realllookingforsomething]>
I want friendships.
I want relationships.
I want honesty.
I want lies.
I want the whole package.
I want you to need me, crave me, delight me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to take what you need from me.
I'm open for you, just find me.
I'm not Jesus, but I came so damn close.
one more thing... the most important thing to know about me is that i am me, and i'm not anyone for anybody else. its important not to please anyone but urself, . . . and ur parents, until a certain point. ^_^
♥F.A.Q.
Q: What's your favorite quote?
A:
"This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that African Kush I had & they had a baby & then meanwhile that crazy Northern Light stuff I had & the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met & had a baby. & by some miracle, those two babies met & fucked...."
Q: What do you look for in someone?
A:
Honestly? Just make me laugh, talk to me. I like people who think's it's cute that I drink the leftover milk in the cereal bowl, or keeps adding more cereal in the bowl until there's no more milk left to have cereal with. Simple, right? Oh yeah. One more thing. Don't take other people's words over mine, especially if you don't know them. How is trust ever going to form if you do that? Exactly.
Q: Are you a boy or a girl?
A:
Uh. I get asked this a lot. Is it that hard to figure out? Hmm. Guess so. Oh well. Tough. Lmao.
Q: Will you go out with me?
A:
Sure, why not? You only live once. Just let me know if we're dating. I don't want to forget our anniversary.
Q: What is your real name?
A:
You can call me David, or Dego.
Q: Hey! I put you on my top friends, can you put me on yours?!
A:
I can't put everyone on my top friends...
Q: Why are you so mean?
A:
I'm really not mean at all. I'm just honest. I'm actually very nice, I just get a pit ticked off at stupid people with stupid questions.
Q: How are you?
A:
Right now I'm fine. Never been better. Don't ask me again.
Q: Are you a boy or a girl?
A:
.....!
Q: Are you really related to Tom?
A:Yes. Don't know what I'm talking about? Don't ask me. Figure it out on your own. I don't need obsessive fans after me.
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