Mazzy the Dog
General Info
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Genre: Freestyle / Grime
Location LOUISVILLE, Kentucky, US
Profile Views: 1428
Last Login: 11/20/2012
Member Since 1/10/2007
Type of Label Unsigned
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Bio
I'm not really a musician, but I sometimes howl at the moon just like OZZY. I regretfully left my children behind when I hooked up with my best friend DANNY at a gas station in Tulsa. I must have been having a psycho fit or something 'cuz I was just goin' haywire up at this gas station. I have no real recollection of any events prior to that. I don't even know for sure where my ancestors come from. My best guess is that I'm a Golden Retriever/Irish Setter mix so that makes me a Irish Retriever. Technically our kind would be called "Golden Irish" , but Danny likes to say Irish Retriever. So I'm following this guy Danny through the mexican housing projects in Tulsa, OK over near 6th and Lewis. I'm thinkin' "where the hell is this wannabe irish gutterpunk taking me?" Finally we arrive at his apartment and we've been lovers ever since. We stuck around for a while, but things got just a little too crazy for our taste so we packed up and headed east toward Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville's pretty cool, I just wish dad could stay out of jail and hospitals, that's all. Is that too much to ask? Since last winter we've been bouncing around from place to place, street to street, camp spot to squat. I don't mind living outside, but honestly I'm kinda glad we have a house now. Danny took me to this place recently called the S.N.I.P. clinic. He left me there and I freaked out! Why does he always disappear? they took me back and put me in a cage and I'm all like "What did I Do?". finally they got me outta the cage and pulled out this big needle. I figured I've seen Danny do this a million times, no big deal. OUCH! Damnit...the next thing I remember is waking up with stiches across my tummy. "HOLY SHIT! I've heard about these people waking up in bathtubs in hotel rooms with a note telling them to go to the ER, cuz' their kidneys just got PUNK'D!" I'm not sure what they took from me, but you better believe someone's getting bit next time I see a needle. Danny and I also adopted another doggy named Isabel. She was sweet, but her energy level kinda got annoying after awhile. Danny was frustrated too. She chewed up everything he loved and shat up a storm. I tried to show her the way, but this Chow/Pit mix was just too high strung. So she's gone now. Last I heard she was at a house with a bunch of kids, but isn't that what they always say when they put a dog down? At least they didn't come out with the "she running on a farm" line. All in all she taught me to be cool around other dogs. I used to be a little over protective....I'm still working on all that. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...... ...... .. .. -
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MAZZY B.O.N.E. -
Influences
laser pointers, dog biscuits, shadows, doors, squirrels, cats, rabbits. -
Sounds Like
Mazzy Star vs. OZZY
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Music
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5 Songs | Sep 21, 2008
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24 Songs | Apr 7, 2012
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