Doing my hair..
Tryin new brands of hair gel..
Fist pumping..
Tight clothes..
Bling..
Getting my eyebrows waxed..
Shaping up my chinstrap..
Clubbin..
Driving my daddy's benz..
Flexing my muscles..
Mom's meatballs..
Push ups..
Gettin loose..
Tanning..
Seaside..
Belmar..
Pop poppin my collar..
Armani exchange..
Headbands..
Visors..
Capri pants..
Pink clothes..
Lookin fly..
Cranberry and vodka..
Roofies..
Date rape..
Music
Techno
Club
House
Movies
Night At The Roxbury
You Got Served
Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo
Dirty Dancing
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Coyote Ugly
Saturday Night Fever
Footloose
Television
UFC
Football
Pro-wrestling
Body building competitions
Basically anything that involves sweaty men and spandex..
Books
Books are for nerds and queer homo fags who can't dance.
Heroes
Whoever invented techno, hair gel, waxing products or the tanning bed.
Oh yeah.. and the guys in these videos are my biggest heroes. hopefully one day i will be able to dance like them.
About me: Yeah so my name's Joey. My mom named me after Joey's nightclub in Clifton cuz she used to go there in the mid-80s and she got banged out there one night during a coke party by the guy who she thinks is my dad. I'm just a regular Jersey party guy. I'm not really into things like reading, education, intelligence, style or class. I just like to chill in the clubs and pump my fists. I hate girls who don't have an orange complexion all year round like I do. In my spare time, I like to sit around at home and flex in the mirror. Looking at my own muscles gives me a massive boner. I try to wear nothing but pink and sometimes baby blue. I looooooove the Jersey Shore and there is nothing better than driving around in my dad's mercedes pumping techno music. I enjoy things like tanning, getting waxed and lifting weights to make up for my inadequately small penis. I will probably work in restaurants, construction or retail for the rest of my life because college is for pussies and losers. Fuck books, I just wanna dance!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Pretty much any cheap whore who digs my gay porcupine haircut and is so insecure about herself that she is willing to overlook the fact that I have no personality, I look like some type of weird ape and I have the same IQ as lawn furniture.
JoEy tHa KiDDD!!! [sToP hAtiN]'s Friend Space (Top 23)
Hey, just wanted to inform you that we only have a little under 100 Tickets left for the Cinco De Mayo Open Bar Booze Cruise. If your interested or need more info. Please Mesaage me or give me a call. Hope to see you there!!
Hey, We are putting together a Cinco De Mayo Booze Cruise on May 5, 2009. It includes a Premuim Open Bar Event from 8pm-12am. It Leaves From Jersey City, NJ. Tickets start at $65. Get your Tickets Before the sell out
Ask for Details & Purchase Tickets Eric (908)380-2558
Bliss saturday nights is new jersey is the only sophisticated and trendy party in the state. We cater to professionals and clients that want to indulge in NJ's finest sound, lighting, and VIP bottle service. Our music is labeled the "perfect mixx" because we incorporate the sounds of Nj, NYC, Miami, Chicago, and Las Vegas. It is a mixx of Now and yesterday. We are the trendesetters of Nj's Nightlife.
Come see for your self and you will know why, Club Bliss is Nj's only TRENDY SATURDAY NIGHT!!
EXPERIENCE THE BEST OF ROCK MUSIC WITH NO DRESS CODE OR COVER CHARGE!!
Cover Bands Wednesday @ 46 Lounge!! This Wednesday July 30th Come See Big Orange Cone Live! DJ Lugghead spins Rock/Pop/ & Top 40 between sets. $3 beer and premium drinks until 11pm. Appetizers served till 1am
EXPERIENCE THE BEST OF ROCK MUSIC WITH NO DRESS CODE OR COVER CHARGE!!
Cover Bands Wednesday @ 46 Lounge!! This Wednesday July 30th Come See Big Orange Cone Live! DJ Lugghead spins Rock/Pop/ & Top 40 between sets. $3 beer and premium drinks until 11pm. Appetizers served till 1am
EXPERIENCE THE BEST OF ROCK MUSIC WITH NO DRESS CODE OR COVER CHARGE!!
Cover Bands Wednesday @ 46 Lounge!! This Wednesday July 9th Come See Twelve-10 Live! DJ Lugghead spins Rock/Pop/ & Top 40 between sets. $3 beer and premium drinks until 11pm. Appetizers served until 1am
oooooooooo you really know how to turn a women on with that lingo.Bringing the sexy back!!!I could not make the international party either, but was thinking about "live" cover wed this week??? we could shake our asses to living on a prayer pump our fists into the air for the bands doing other peoples songs sooooo well!!! ESPECIALLY THE HITS!because its all about the top 40! then we could hit up the the dj rooms for some flashing lights, smog machines, macheezmo and baby dick grindin in my ass. Now that would be HOT!ttys...k?????
We've had parties catered to all different musical tastes. On Friday, July 4th, were making one night for all. 46 Lounge Invites you to our International Party. 3 DJ's rotate between the Main Room & the Patio. DJ Joey C, Rich Steele & Toro
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