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Todd Munson
Stand-Up / Mainstream / As Seen on TV
Todd Munson Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed donut-- to go!

Male
94 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/12/2009
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   Todd Munson's Comedian Bio
Websiteunicornbattleground.com
InfluencesAs a child I spent more time with Johnny Carson than my father if that says anything.
MembersI only have one and it used to swell every day during sophomore year biology class.
TV ShowsNational Lampoon's Funny Money (ringer contestant) Magic 8-Ball (pilot) ESPN Mobile Commercial (Played a "Professional Cyclist" in the Sports Heaven Super Bowl spot)
FilmsA Machine Ripped his Leg Off: The Legend of Gaylord Dingler (it's almost done) Spanglish (didn't make the final cut)The Dish Washer Principle (played "Fantasy Husband" in a USC Thesis film. You can see the back of my head. I have a very nice head.)
AlbumsI still cherish my "Flash Gordon" soundtrack as done by Queen and my "Eye of the Tiger" 45 single is locked in a safe deposit box.

    Todd Munson's Interests
GeneralNachos, Monkey Knife fights, sideboob, ultimate frisbee, tennis, dodgeball, general mischief and/or rabble rousing, riding bicycles, motorcycles, scamming THE MAN, going to movies/shows, Jumbo's Clown Room, House of Pies.
MusicThe Clash, Johnny Cash, Beck, Beastie Boys, Jimmy Smith, Kraftwerk, James Brown, Brave Combo, AC/DC, AC/DShe, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, KISS, Van Halen, NWA, Run DMC, Kid Quarkstar, The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Frank Zappa, Jao Gilberto, Frank Sinatra, Nirvana, Medeski Martin and Wood, The Creepy Creeps, The Faint, Ruin The Ending, Waylon Jennings, Easy E, 50 Foot Wave, Supervillain, Van Stone, side G of Guns-N-Roses' Appetite for Destruction, Motorhead
MoviesTop Gun, Smokey and the Bandit, Jules and Jim, The 400 Blows, Les Mepris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Bad Santa, Shaft, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Jerk, Airplane, Three Amigos, Commando, Bullitt, Breaking Away, Breakin' Too Electric Boogalo, The Bad News Bears, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Happy Gilmore, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, The Warriors, Roadhouse,
TelevisionStarCade, The Price is Right, Press Your Luck, Premium Blend, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, CHiP'S, The Dukes of Hazzard, The A-Team, Behind the Music, Golden Girls, Sunday Sex Show
BooksLizard Music, Big Joe's Trailer Truck, Pure Drivel, The Monkeywrench Gang, Into Thin Air, Sacred Hoops, Live from New York, Shop Girl, The Corrections, The Big Book of Bunny Suicides, the Neiman Marcus Cookbook, Generation Kill, The Bad Guys Won, The Mouse and the Motorcycle,
HeroesEvel Knievel, Richard Pryor, Jam Master Jay, Jimmy Superfly Snuka and that little Japanese kid who always wins those eating contests. And my dear friend Stump.
Groups: beautiful peopleLens Flare GroupWaffle House!Bonfire ® - A Los Angeles Based Tribute to Early AC/DCthe Coen Brothersteam nebraskaLA ComediansI LOVE D.C.!!!!

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     Todd Munson's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Grand Island, Nebraska
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Gentleman of Leisure

   Todd Munson's Schools
University Of Nebraska At Lincoln
Lincoln,Nebraska
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Broadcasting
Minor: English, Film Studies, History, Political Science
Clubs: Cornfed! Nebraska Ultimate Intramural Kickball Student Government :)
 

1994 to 1999
Grand Island Senior High Sch
Grand Island,Nebraska
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Tennis Debate JDoA (Juvenille Delingquents of America) Natives (founding member) NHSMA (National High School Mascot Association)
 

1991 to 1994


Todd Munson's Clips [View All Clips]
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Pawn Shop Ninja
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Sex and the City Opening Night
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Shaved Balls and Myspace Dates...
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Brain Surgery vs Poop
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Todd Munson- Comedy Store
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Todd Munson- Hollywood Improv
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Unicorn Battleground  (view more)

Future Pringles and the best shirt ever.  (view more)

Sweetest. Jacket. Ever.  (view more)

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Go Nebraska  (view more)

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   Todd Munson's Blurbs
About me:
In no particular order...once spent 18 hours in a chair not because I was really lazy but was just darn comfortable...once came home to a message on my answering machine from the late great wesley willis asking if he could crash on my couch...my first career choice was truck driver, somehow i ended up becoming a comedian...still have a fully functional baby tooth...while working as a lifeguard i ruled the high board as the 'bomb king' for two years...have a history of waking up in strange places...once drank a glass of tobassco sauce for $15 but had to spend nearly all the money on pepto-bismol...was stoned long enough during college to figure out that the smurfs were just a smaller, blue-er, version of the kkk...restored an old motorcycle with next to zero mechanical skills... in a strange twist of fate, i won a game show only to be the lowest winning winner in the entire run of the show...regardless, i have yet to lose a staring contest...was raised catholic and i have add, i hate it because i'm always forgetting why i should feel guilty...my first job was borderline slave labor working in a cornfield...i give directions using restaurants as landmarks...i never know how to spell restaurant correctly...got busted at the grove movie theater for trying to see a movie on a children's ticket...my first concert was metallica on the black album tour...sometimes i ride the bus just for fun...took a fishing class in college, sunk a boat during the final, and still managed to pass...in 4th grade i vomited on stage in the middle of jingle bells durning our school's holiday pageant...recently broke a finger while popping a piece of bubble wrap...also, I still have "Atari Thumb"...my least favorite genre of music is reggae...if my popcorn eating skills were rated on the Dungeons and Dragons scale I'd clock in at -17 dexterity...Regardless of being one of the worst dancers you've ever seen, I am the inventor of the "Wash, Rinse, and Repeat"...in the summer of '87 I was awarded the rank of seventh degree Yellow Belt by the American Taekwondo Association so you betta recognize...the other day I was told I have the eating habits of a raccoon...try figuring that out.
Who I'd like to meet:
Pretty much anyone who can correctly answer this question: The best singer to ever front Van Halen was...?

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Todd Munson's Friends Comments
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Wanda

Wanda Olympia



Mar 24 2009 10:51 AM

mates! Get a beer and go out tonight!
cheers
Stephen Cox

Stephen Cox



Mar 12 2009 4:20 PM

Thanks for the Add

All the Best,

The Coxman
Stephen Cox

Stephen Cox



Mar 14 2009 8:00 PM

Thanks for the Add
All the Best,

The Coxman
Thai Rivera

Thai Rivera



Mar 12 2009 2:34 AM

Did you check it out yet, or do you just like to talk shit? :-p
Saucy Little Minx

Saucy Little Minx



Mar 6 2009 5:07 AM

Damn dude. You have a lot of friends on the myspace!

Not calling you fat here. Just thinking, (if you haven't seen it yet), that I think you will enjoy it.

www. thisiswhyyourefat. com.

Pay close attention to the bacon-rrito.
HuskerHooligans.com

Husker Hooligans Dot



Feb 24 2009 8:12 AM

HuskerHooligans. com is giving away two tickets to the '09 Husker Spring Game. For more details visit the Ticket Exchange at HuskerHooligans. com.
Thursday Night Combo

Thursday Night Combo



Feb 20 2009 6:13 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD TODD!!! The next TNC is on FEB 26 at KOJI'S Sushi and Shabu Shabu in Hollywood, CA! We hope to see you there!
Clinton

Clinton



Jan 28 2009 9:04 AM

That is totally him! Awesome.
Joey Coco Diaz

Joey Coco Diaz



Jan 19 2009 7:57 AM

Todd,
Thank You , Your a GENTLEMAN
Stay Black!!!
Joey CoCo Diaz
Eric Shantz

Eric Shantz



Jan 11 2009 6:42 PM


PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURAL SPEECH

George Zip and The Purple Putouts

George Zip and The Purple Putouts



Jan 1 2009 2:52 AM

Happy New Year.

Peace,

J~
Damienne

Damienne



Dec 25 2008 2:41 AM

Merry Christmas!!! Happy New Year! I hope I do more bike riding in the new year... Have a happy everything!!
Grand Island, Nebraska

Grand Island Nebraska



Dec 24 2008 5:52 PM

Tiny was always there. You just needed to look within your heart to find him!

Sparkles and Rainbows,
-Grand Island

JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 15 2008 11:33 PM

I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

Brian

Brian



Dec 9 2008 11:14 PM

I almost wrote a blog today in regards to how school has stolen my creativity and many other things and replaced them with 30+ pounds of body weight that I don't particularly enjoy carrying around.
Adams Dagger

Adams Dagger



Nov 27 2008 5:14 PM

Thai Rivera

Thai Rivera



Nov 12 2008 1:29 PM

Thanks for showing up tonight and for the awesome pep talk :-) Btw, we still have to the sibling swap we talked about so long ago.
Matt

Matt



Nov 6 2008 11:52 PM

Hows it going Todd? You going to try and make an appearance in nebraska anytime soon?
No on 8 - No on H8

No on 8  - No on H8



Oct 25 2008 4:40 AM

Thanks for the support!




Please encourage all your friends and neighbors to VOTE NO on 8, NO on HATE!



Cheers! :)
The Chorizo King!

The Chorizo King!



Oct 9 2008 10:04 PM

Yo YO!
Meester Moonsun, What's up!
Zhivago!
~N!kk!~

~N!kk!~



Sep 4 2008 5:23 AM

Ahhh, craving for Roscoe's!!!
Thai Rivera

Thai Rivera



Sep 2 2008 12:11 PM

I still can't believe you DID the lap dance :-)
Grand Island, Nebraska

Grand Island Nebraska



Aug 30 2008 7:42 PM

There's a lot of Ice in Grand Island, the Dog is gonna get ya, brah.

Jesus is lord.
Thanks for the Pic
my(erstwhile)comedyspace

my(erstwhile)comedyspace



Aug 15 2008 9:02 AM

so you had a "strange run-in" with the jerk? my god, man - to the blog! (or anywhere else i can read about it!)
mari

mari



Jul 25 2008 6:27 PM

Kid Rock, Waffle House, Fight
sounds like a blog, can't wait to read it!
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