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Behold and tremble!! Todger's first, full length, studio album BORN WITH A HORN is now available.Ten tracks of pure pan-genre-omni rock all for £3! Buy it now, and usher in the age of Todger and rejoice!
Born with A Horn Track Listing:
1. Touch Wood
2. The Wizard's Sleeve
3. Mechanics Of Lips
4. Unforgivable Acts Of Kindness
5. Sense Of Security
6. Going Down
7. Thrive And Multiply
8. Below The Waist
9. Too Long
10. Attempting Withdrawal
BORN WITH A HORN COCKUMENTARY
Now we know, that most of you are thinking, how did these guys produce such an ear-shattering, bowel destroying rocking new album. Well, now my friends, you too can find out and follow Todger and The Grand Wizard Anthony Chapman, through the plucking, thumping, thrills, spills, taunts, insults and regular temper tantrums by viewing the (soon-to-be) award winning video diary; TODGER: Born With A Horn Cockumentary:
Born With A Horn Cockumentary: Day 1 - Filmed and edited by Crikey Miles
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WE WANT TO GIG! GIVE US A GIG! LET THE TODGER INSIDE OF YOU FREE AND LET IT PERFORM BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES! JUST GIVE US A SHOUT!
Todger, the first, last and possibly only word in pan-genre-omni-rock. Formed originally in Brimingham in 2002, and then reforming again in London in February 2007, Todger overpowers the stage with a host of up to 7 musicans all at once, bedecked in dinner jackets and aviator sunglasses, pounding out a new take on the classic rock sound with a comic lyrical twist and a faux gospel backing vocals. Theatrical explosions of tongue in cheek rock cliches, combined with roaring riffage, noodling guitar solos, deep south preacher vocals and a harmonising angelic choir of BVs.
The Good Reverend Christian prowls the stage screaming 'Hell Yeahs' and deep voiced lyrical innuendos, puns and sexual absurdities like a pervereted preacher for the God Of Rock, while foot-on-monitor, The Bitchen Black Jack Barber lets rips the blues scales in all its hideous guises, Hugh 'Mungus' Fairclough vibrates the core of every ladies being with his melodic and grooving basslines and questionnable fashion taste, accompanied by the maniacal John 'Doghouse' Riley banging his guitar like an enraged monkey while echoing The Good Reverends sentiments into the mic, all to swinging beats and jazzy breaks of Nathan 'The Artful Todger' Sparks on percussion and cheeky suggestive grin duty.
Along with this core of instrumentalists, the soaring range of Vanessa 'Kitty Le Bang' Hawes vocals and the desperate harmonic yells of Gareth 'G-Whizz' Thomas forming the core of the backing angelic choir. With their adeptness at playing both full rocking electric gigs to unplugged rockoustic gigs with the same gusto and passion, it allows Todger to play the largest and loudest venues, to the friendly confines of the low key acousitc nights, all the while beleiving that music should be fun and performances should result in a damn good rocking out for both the band and the audience otherwise why not just stick a CD on and be done with it!
So get your nailguns out and scream Hell Yeah
HELL YEAH!
Sense Of Security Video: Filmed and edited by The Wonderful Guys of Musicborn @ The Zenith Bar on 28/11/08
Technological Arm Video: Filmed by Crikey Miles and Sophie Harrison @ The Tooting Bizarre Session, editing by Crikey Miles
Jesus Man Video: Photographs and editing by Crikey Miles
Striving For ReEntry Video: Concept, design and execution by Jobin of Proxley
Hey, we just got this new widget. It's kinda like a mini profile, it has tracks, video, news etc. If you grab it from our profile page you can add your other fave bands to it and have them all in one place.
Thanks for including us on your friends list. I hope that you liked the songs!
As a Boston radio station said about our first album.........
“This isn't just the best damned drinking album of the year; it's the best damned CD to play before you go out drinking to pump yourself up album of the year”
I reckon it also goes for our live show. So come along one day, see if you can drink us under the table and dance us off of the stage!
Cheers (p.s. the second album is even better!! with free downloads on Myspace)
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We made sure Amy, our manager had slashed the 't's and dotted the... lower case 'j's. She then lit a candle and a hush fell over the band as she clicked the 'add to friends' button.
When we saw that you had become our friend, we all cheered and had a wonderful celebration! Booze was drunk & beautiful women were embraced - all in your name! We hope you enjoy being our friend as we think it's pretty cool that we're now yours! You totally rock in our book!
It would be great if you could check out our tunes and keep your eye out for gig dates in your area!
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Big Bad Love at 93 Feet East July 10th –THIS THURSDAY Doors: 7pm £6.50
This is our first 93 Feat East gig and we’re happy to be gracing this illustrious stage so look out for special door price offers a few days before the gig… Or you can buy in advance here: http://www. wegottickets. com/event/32336
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