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carlen altman
carlen altman CARLENALTMAN.BLOGSPOT.COM (wow a blog, who cares right?)

Female
26 years old
New York, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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   carlen altman's Comedian Bio
InfluencesHelen Keller, R Kelly, Goats everywhere

    carlen altman's Interests
General2008 Carlen is not a hermit (and talks in 3rd person apparently)!!! ew... Other interests include: "COMEDY" (ew) befriending elders, vintage, shirts from forever21 that say 'salvation army', analyzing my internet addiction, evolutionary psychology theory, pop culture, crying, http://www.antlionpit.com/, orthopedic shoes, people watching from a particular starbucks, checking my email at parties, animals, the possibility of plants having feelings - iceberg lettuce seems especially emo. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME, GO TO JEWISHROSARIES.COM !
Musicno bands please- SERIOUSLY


MoviesWEEKEND AT BERNIES I HOLY MOUNTAIN SCARY MOVIE iii
TelevisionJOEL OSTEEN IS REALLY GREAT!
Booksthe GOD Part of the brain, The Riot Act, Bi-Curious George, how to win friends and influence trolls Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photobucket www.carlenaltman.blogspot.com
HeroesPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting ZE' PRIDE OF GERMANY

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Groups: Official MADtv GroupNYC Underground Comedy FestMarth's Haberdashery Imporiumcamp mason old school STAFFFAVELA RISING FansTHE VIRGINS FAN CLUBComedy.com

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     carlen altman's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York
Body type:5' 7" / More to love!
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:fartsy the goat
Income:Less than $30,000

   carlen altman's Schools
Oberlin College
Oberlin, OH
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
 

2003 to 2005

   carlen altman's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian


   carlen altman's Companies
JewishRosaries.com
New York City, NY US
Creator/Designer - email me if you want a necklace
Pro-Semite Jewish Rosary Jewelry for the 2000's

2007-Present


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Lo-Fi Version of... "ME + CRACK ADDICT GLOW WORM + MOMMY!" ..
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carlen altman has 444 friends.
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carlen altman's Friends Comments
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Camilla

Camilla Padgitt-Coles



Mar 25 2009 2:53 PM

Camilla

Camilla Padgitt-Coles



Dec 26 2008 2:35 AM

.. ..
....MixwitMixwit make a mixtapeMixwit mixtapes..


THE FUTURE IS COMING!
Pistols Kill Ponies (aka Lena Dunham makes movies)

Pistols Kill Ponies



Nov 15 2008 4:47 AM

that seance needs to happen-- we will call the spirits of the hammies back and then we'll all go shopping!

xoxoxo
Heffys Collections

Heffys Collections



Oct 17 2008 12:18 PM

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John Michael Misheff

John Michael Misheff



Oct 18 2008 4:05 AM

ok so no one wishes anyone a happy birthday on here anymore? whoa.
brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



Oct 7 2008 2:33 PM

Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
MESH KIMONO

MESH KIMONO



Sep 27 2008 3:25 AM

the macaulay culprits

the macaulay culprits



Sep 26 2008 3:37 PM

carlen you are beautiful!
PUGE of ARC

PUGE of ARC



Sep 1 2008 7:42 PM

Big Ups to the Camp Lo.
I was just bumpin that shit yesterday!
Dave Hill

Dave Hill



Aug 31 2008 2:51 PM

hi! i like your hair.
NOIROHIO VINTAGE

NOIROHIO VINTAGE



Aug 18 2008 10:27 PM

MUCH LOVE!
XO
Phoebe

Phoebe



Aug 7 2008 9:09 PM

hey i am not as cool as your mom probably but move in with me anyway! i really like new york and you too.
brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



Jul 18 2008 3:41 PM

Tara

Tara Dublin



Jul 15 2008 5:31 PM

Carlen! You should go see Spoon in Prospect Park tonight! Britt Daniel is pure sex onstage.

xo
Tara
Jenna

Jenna



Jun 27 2008 3:02 AM

jew so fine wanna make you mine
*MARTIN*

*MARTIN*



Jun 23 2008 7:56 PM

GEORGE CARLIN IS DEAD....FUCK!
K-E-V-I-N

K-E-V-I-N



Jun 9 2008 1:28 PM

"is she a great big fat girl?"
brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



May 23 2008 11:45 AM

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Adam

Adam Wills



May 23 2008 2:12 PM

oh, so very honored. after 2 weeks of favoriting youtube vids, i get my first blog shout out,

specialty seasoned and perfectly grilled, you need the taste of salllamon in your life
mondo primo

mondo primo



May 22 2008 4:16 PM

Beneath the pavement - the earth

Happy May

Mondo Primo Loves You
brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



May 21 2008 12:55 AM

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*MARTIN*

*MARTIN*



May 17 2008 8:07 PM

THATS RAD...IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU, DONT BE A STRANGER, UNLESS YOUR INTO ROLE PLAYING..GET IT? YOU HATE ME.
brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



May 15 2008 12:26 AM

brendan donnelly

brendan donnelly



May 10 2008 12:37 AM

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Piper

Piper



May 6 2008 10:01 PM

are you tired?
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