music, movies, theatre, comedy, computers, video games, nerds, dudes, bros, babes, radness, keepin' busay, lovin' it, jammin' it, small engine motorcycles, the future, travelling, science, writing, catching air.
Music
Elliot Smith, Iron and Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Queen, Jackie Wilson, Sufjan Stevens, The Beatles, The Unicorns, Spoon, Desmond Dekker, Belle And Sebastian, The Moldy Peaches, Nico, Smog, Mohammed Rafi (Jaan Pehechaan Ho), Of Montreal, and everything great!
Movies
The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Brick, Little Miss Sunshine, The Blood of Heroes, Saving Private Ryan, all the Monty Python movies, Brain Candy...shoot. Dey iz just 2 man33.
Television
The Office (British version), League Of Gentlemen (does not involve Sean Connery), Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, 24, Truckers, Wind In the Willows, Mr. Dressup, Droids, Ghostbusters, Saber Rider, America's Funniest Home Videos, South Park, Arrested Development, Extras, The Mighty Boosh, Monty Python
Books
Ender's Game, The Breakfast of Champions, Foot Soldier: An Infantryman's War In Europe, The Virgin Suicides, The World According to Garp
Heroes
Iron Man. He is one of the strongest beings in the galaxy, and sadly, a drunk.
Check it! I'm really into hair gel and expensive designer shirts. I have a fast car and I make penisloads of money. Speaking of penis, I have six. These six penises swirl around when you take off my pants and hiss at you like cobras. I call them My Sweet Cobras. I'm getting off topic. I only like girls who have pictures of themselves kissing other girls or near-nude shots or them in front of a beer bong while a doucheburger fucknut pours roofie slag in the funnel. But really dudes...let's get real...
I'm a super weirdo and go to the cinematic moving pictures by myself. I'm busy doing a lot of shows of comedic nature, and when they're over I tend to get sad. Someone called me a sad clown once...then I told him to get bent, hammer kicked his neck-face faggot head, did a backflip, landed on my sk8bored, and slammed off pullin' wicked noseface indie 360 chummywungers off the rails and hoppy jumps.
you probably don't remember me at all, we played dofus together awhile back... rdhrshykss lol. i just saw your role in that entourage parody on college humor. funniest thing i've seen in awhile especially since i'm one of those losers that watches the show. can't to see what else you got in store ;o)
clippers, it's nose-hair trimmer. shampoo isn't coming, but, get this, conditioner is. no one wants her there without shampoo! who wants smooth, dirty hair? between you me and reverse-barber cape, i think conditioner is basically just shampoo that doesn't do shit.
Sadly, I'm in LA, otherwise I'd be down. I'll be there in spirit personified by the Ultimate Warrior. Let me know if you're ever out here, and I'll let you know when I'm in NYC.
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