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Tom Clark
Veterans/Legends / As Seen on TV / Improv
It takes a great man to be awesome.

Male
100 years old
LOS ANGELES
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
Mood: cooky/wacky Mood Image
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   Tom Clark's Comedian Bio
BioI come from a long line of show business folks. My great grandfather was a Civil War re-enactor during the Civil War and his father before him was a mime on a pirate ship. I hope to continue where they left off, minus the being murdered by their respective audiences.

Acting/Stand Up Reel

Commercial Reel
Websitetomclark.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Tom Agna, Brian Regan, Jim Carrey, Fatty McChortle.
Members That’s right kids it’s the Potato Song! Sing along if you know the words.
TV ShowsComedy Central’s Premium Blend, CBS’s Late Late Show, The Bob and Tom Radio Show, NBC’s Late Friday, Fox’s On the Lot, The Game Show Network Funny Money, SiTV - The Latino Laugh Festival on TV, The Daily Habit - Fuel TV, I Can’t Believe I Wore That - WE Channel. Reelz Channel - DirecTV.
FilmsEl Dorko, The Interview, Hope House, Dark Secrets, Ted in the City, Jack Everlasting, The Ultimate Wingman, My Roommate’s Boyfriend, Utopia, Wastelander, Small Time, False Start.

The Interview

Posted Oct 05, 2004

Gary has a secret.

AlbumsTimeless...Classic - CD
Awkward Moments - DVD
To buy my DVD and/or CD click here: www.tomclark.com




    Tom Clark's Interests
GeneralHarvesting organs across international borders, running amock, playing with geese, and running in traffic.
MusicThe sound of one hand clapping, Fuzee, Nirvana, Social Distortion, Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees, The Pixies, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Metallica, Blind Melon.
MoviesRepo Man, Caddyshack, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Animal House, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shawshank Redemption, Forest Gump, El Dorko.
TelevisionThe Simpsons.
BooksMan's Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl; The Road Less Travelled - Dr. Scott M. Peck; Impro - Keith Johnstone; Your Erroneous Zones - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer; A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
HeroesSteve Martin, Will Ferrell, that one guy who does the thing.
Groups: LA ComediansKirkland Laugh's !WiSUC Project LoversGOLDBAR COMEDYNYC Underground Comedy FestGentlemens Hour Fan ClubWiseguys ComedyVirgins do it...later!

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     Tom Clark's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Milwaukee, WI
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Tom Clark's Schools
Saint Norbert College
De Pere,Wisconsin
Graduated: 2009
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: International Studies
Minor: Spanish
Clubs: Fancy McGee's Barbershop Quartet, Stamp Lickers of America, Checkers Club (senior year president), Pansy Squad.
Greek:   Mu Mu Mu

1966 to 2006
Pius Xi High School
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1951
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1950 to 1965

   Tom Clark's Networking
Television - Talent - Acting
I was the movietickets.com guy. I was the guy in the middle. I used to be somebody in this town!


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 14 2009 9:00P
Rusty’s Surf Ranch Santa Monica CA
Jul 21 2009 8:30P
Red Rock on Sunset Hollywood CA
Aug 26 2009 8:00P
River Palms Resort & Casino Laughlin NV
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Aug 29 2009 8:00P
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Aug 30 2009 8:00P
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   Tom Clark's Blurbs
About me:
I am a hilarious stand up comedian originally from Milwaukee and currently living in Los Angeles. I once killed a grizzly bear with my bare hands.
If you want to know more about me go to:www.tomclark.com


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Tom Clark's Friends Comments
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Russ Martin





Jul 7 2009 6:09 AM

happy birthday Pictures, Images and Photos
Enjoy your day, Tom!
Dan





Jul 5 2009 3:28 AM

Murdoch: me and Face are wondering when your birthday is, fool.
Fuzee - Sept. 25





Jun 17 2009 11:11 PM

Videography by Tom Clark!!



Token Fat Guys





Jun 16 2009 2:13 PM

You are an awesome blade of grass! I think that is how Sir Lawrence got his start. Keep up the great work!



Fuzee - Sept. 25





May 29 2009 11:44 PM



~Miss Liss~





May 22 2009 11:54 PM

Guess what's going on in the big city of Brawley, Calif. tonight - http://bit.ly/k62Qh

You have to come back and pay us a visit. :-)
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May 21 2009 10:19 PM

 

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May 14 2009 1:54 AM

Check out the New Shop that I have added to Nightshade Cartoons

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Fuzee - Sept. 25





May 7 2009 12:01 AM



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May 5 2009 10:09 PM

portland.
Josh Gret





Apr 30 2009 4:44 AM

Appologies for my insolence Master Tom.
Josh Gret





Apr 29 2009 11:56 PM

Oh yeah! i don't even have to look up False Start to remember what your talking about! ... but i did ... and uuuh ... So uhhhh ... You Remove It?!? what the heck! I can't find it anywhere? not even on youtube! But yeah i'll keep an eye out for your next show in SLC and uuuhhh Don't remove The Interview! Stop! Quit it! That's my Second Favorite you Lunitic! is that how you spell loonitic i'm not sure?
Josh Gret





Apr 29 2009 7:20 PM

ThX for the add man i was actually just about to add you, if it weren't for my add!!! huiew muh muh mah ha ha ha! MY ADD ---> A.D.D.
Hiew muh muh muh mah ha ha ha ha!
JOHN DAVID PALMER





Apr 27 2009 11:42 AM

Saying hello to some of my friends. Hope your weekend was cool and have a great week!

John David Palmer
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Apr 21 2009 1:30 AM

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT! - JV
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Apr 20 2009 10:17 PM





Thanks for being a friend.



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Pass it along.


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John Garrett





Apr 20 2009 12:53 PM

Thanks! I just saw your open-mic video and that was really funny. Too bad the hotel continental breakfast show didn't take off.
Sina Amedson





Apr 19 2009 8:51 PM

Yeah that sounds fun. I think I'm at Improv on Melrose Tuesday at 8 but if your show is later I can probably make it.
Sina Amedson





Apr 16 2009 8:18 AM

Hey Tom! I just saw the video you and Blake and Spencer did. Very funny man. You've got acting chops! I wouldn't have guessed. You were really good. When you went to hug him at the counter I was dying.


Anyway, have fun at Rooster's. Drop me a line when you get back to LA and we'll catch up.


Sina.
Reia





Apr 13 2009 4:51 AM

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Apr 12 2009 1:11 AM

Yeah I think so too.
Mychelle





Apr 11 2009 10:16 PM

and you ARE!!!
Pam





Apr 11 2009 1:46 AM

Hey.... just thought I would stop by and see what was up? And when the next short video was coming out? I need alittle lift and a good laugh!
Laura Hayden





Apr 7 2009 11:59 PM

anytime! You were great!
Reia





Apr 1 2009 3:34 PM

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