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Tom Clark
Veteranen/Legenden / Lustiges aus dem Fernsehen / Improvisation
"It takes a great man to be awesome."

Male
101 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
Mood: cooky/wacky Mood Image
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   Contacting Tom Clark

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/tomclarkcomedy  

   Tom Clark's Comedian Bio
BioI come from a long line of show business folks. My great grandfather was a Civil War re-enactor during the Civil War and his father before him was a mime on a pirate ship. I hope to continue where they left off, minus the being murdered by their respective audiences.

Acting/Stand Up Reel

Commercial Reel
Websitetomclark.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Tom Agna, Brian Regan, Jim Carrey, Fatty McChortle.
Members That’s right kids it’s the Potato Song! Sing along if you know the words.
TV ShowsComedy Central’s Premium Blend, CBS’s Late Late Show, NBC’s Late Friday, Fox’s On the Lot, The Game Show Network Funny Money, SiTV - The Latino Laugh Festival on TV, Fuel TV, I Can’t Believe I Wore That - WE Channel. Reelz Channel - DirecTV. That’s about it.
FilmsEl Dorko, The Interview, Hope House, Dark Secrets, Ted in the City, Jack Everlasting, The Ultimate Wingman, My Roommate’s Boyfriend, Utopia, Wastelander, Small Time, False Start.

The Interview

Posted Oct 05, 2004

Gary has a secret.

AlbumsTimeless...Classic - CD Awkward Moments - DVD. To buy my DVD or CD click here: www.tomclark.com

For my myspace friends click on the link above and get both the DVD and CD for only $12. Just say you know me from myspace.

    Tom Clark's Interests
GeneralHarvesting organs across international borders, running amock, playing with geese, and running in traffic.
MusicThe sound of one hand clapping, Fuzee, Nirvana, Social Distortion, Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees, The Pixies, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Metallica, Blind Melon.
MoviesRepo Man, Caddyshack, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Animal House, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shawshank Redemption, Forest Gump, El Dorko.
TelevisionThe Simpsons.
BooksMan's Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl; The Road Less Travelled - Dr. Scott M. Peck; Impro - Keith Johnstone; Your Erroneous Zones - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer; A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
HeroesSteve Martin, Will Ferrell, that one guy who does the thing.
Groups: LA ComediansKirkland Laugh's !WiSUC Project LoversGOLDBAR COMEDYNYC Underground Comedy FestGentlemens Hour Fan ClubWiseguys ComedyVirgins do it...later!

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     Tom Clark's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Milwaukee, WI
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Tom Clark's Schools
Saint Norbert College
De Pere,Wisconsin
Graduated: 2009
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: International Studies
Minor: Spanish
Clubs: Fancy McGee's Barbershop Quartet, Stamp Lickers of America, Checkers Club (senior year president), Pansy Squad.
Greek:   Mu Mu Mu

1966 to 2006
Pius Xi High School
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1951
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1950 to 1965

   Tom Clark's Networking
Television - Talent - Acting
I was the movietickets.com guy. I was the guy in the middle. I used to be somebody in this town!


Tom Clark's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 3507 Plays Today: 9
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Hope House
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False Start
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 17 2008 8:00P
Wiseguys Comedy Cafe West Valley UT
Jul 18 2008 8:00P
Wiseguys Comedy Cafe West Valley UT
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Wiseguys Comedy Cafe West Valley UT
Jul 20 2008 8:00P
Wiseguys Comedy Cafe West Valley UT
Jul 23 2008 8:00P
Crackers Indianapolis IN
Jul 24 2008 8:00P
Crackers Indianapolis IN
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
Crackers Indianapolis IN
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
Crackers Indianapolis IN
Jul 27 2008 8:00P
Crackers Indianapolis IN
Jul 29 2008 9:00P
Stateside Santa Barbara CA
Jul 30 2008 8:00P
Laff Stop Houston TX
Jul 31 2008 8:00P
Laff Stop Houston TX
Aug 1 2008 8:00P
Laff Stop Houston TX
Aug 2 2008 8:00P
Laff Stop Houston TX
Aug 5 2008 9:00P
Red Rock - Ballgame’s Laugh Lounge West Hollywood CA
Aug 7 2008 9:00P
Kilkenny’s Irish Pub & Restaurant Redondo Beach CA
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
Private Gig Paso Robles CA
Aug 15 2008 9:00P
The Sportsman Bar & Restaurant Camarillo CA
Aug 18 2008 9:00P
Hennessey’s Seal Beach CA
Aug 19 2008 8:00P
Texas A&M - Kingsville Kingsville TX
Dec 4 2008 8:00P
Dr. Grins @ The B.O.B. Grand Rapids MI
Dec 5 2008 8:00P
Dr. Grins @ The B.O.B. Grand Rapids MI
Dec 6 2008 8:00P
Dr. Grins @ The B.O.B. Grand Rapids MI
Dec 9 2008 8:00P
One Nighter LaCrosse WI
Dec 10 2008 8:00P
One Nighter Eau Claire WI
Dec 11 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club on State Street Madison WI
Dec 12 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club on State Street Madison WI
Dec 13 2008 8:00A
The Comedy Club on State Street Madison WI

Tom Clark's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Last Comic Driving  (view more)

Abandoned Furniture PSA  (view more)

The Surprise  (view more)

Alright Wisconsin!!!  (view more)

Comedy =Tragedy + Time, but not in this case  (view more)

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   Tom Clark's Blurbs
About me:
I am a hilarious stand up comedian originally from Milwaukee and currently living in Los Angeles. I once killed a grizzly bear with my bare hands.
If you want to know more about me go to:www.tomclark.com

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   Tom Clark's Friend Space (Top 24)
Tom Clark has 1986 friends.
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 Comedian Tyler Kroll 


 Eric 


 Stuart 


 Harrison 


 Fuzee 


 Eric Acosta 


 Ryan Ridley 


 Jeff 


 Jen Bascom 


 Aaron 


 sean martyr 


 CHRIS EDWARDS 


 The Gentlemen's Hour 


 Danny 


 Kurt 


 Jeff Lampton 


 SassOFrASS 


 mrs.lugo!! xDD 


 Pam 


 Johnny Beehner 


 Russ Martin 

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Tom Clark's Friends Comments
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Reverend Doctor R. Shmoove





Jul 18 2008 2:01 PM

i hope you make it back to el paso soon as well
you were great on last comic driving by the way
-ryan.
ASS*I*LEM





Jul 18 2008 12:22 PM

DRINKS AND WHATNOT... YES....
ASS*I*LEM





Jul 18 2008 11:38 AM

TOM CLARK! WHATS UP FUCKER?! DO I GET TO SEE U TONIGHT?....
Pam





Jul 18 2008 5:49 AM

I will be on Last Comic Driving everyday and of course giving you a 5 :) I will split the winnings with you, although I don't know what either of us will do with half a car??? Well I guess we could workout visitation rights....lol
Mark Knope





Jul 8 2008 11:01 PM

Yo! Tom?

You wouldn't mind sharing this with ALL your friends back in Milwaukee - would ya?

giggles08small

I'm hoping - this being an election year and all - that you "approve this message."

www. bringthehaha. com
Boopsie Cola®





Jul 8 2008 7:28 PM

belated bday poem


Will u reveal what u wished for? Hope it was fab!

The Gentlemen's Hour





Jul 8 2008 1:03 PM

You might be the best thing that's ever happened to us!
On a side note, we're going to need that shirt back.
-mk