I’m Tom McCaffrey, I am a comic and a writer and I have been on the TV a few times and I have written for the Onion News Network, the Onion and barelyPolitical.com. I also write a monthly humor column for The Comedians magazine. All this success is amazing but it sucks because I can’t go to the mall anymore without being harassed by female fans who want to have sex with me. But I guess anonimity is over for me now. I just wish I could live a normal life like all the nothing losers out there. Oh well. I guess God made me this awesome for a reason and I just have to accept it.
Website
tommccaffrey.net
TV Shows
VH-1’s Best Week Ever, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, Shorties Watchin’ Shorties, Comedy Central’s Fresh Faces of Comedy, Comedy Central’s Secret Stash Movie, VH1 All Access, The A-List(New show on Animal Planet that airs on fridays at 9pm. It’s like Animal Planet’s version of ’Best Week Ever’. Dude,it’s like the greatest show ever to be filmed.)
Albums
Invite Them Up CD/DVD-Comedy Central Records
Tom McCaffrey's Interests
General
Partying, watching tv on the couch, listening to death metal, complaining about my life, watching tv on the loveseat, getting drunk(on life), judging others who try things
MY ENTIRE SET FROM THE 'INVITE THEM UP CD'-COMEDY CENTRAL RECORDS
ME DOING STANDUP ON COMEDY CENTRAL - NOTICE HOW GOOD LOOKING I AM
A SHORT CLIP OF MY SET FROM THE 'INVITE THEM UP CD' FROM COMEDY CENTRAL RECORDS- FOLLOWED BY AN EXPLOSIVE INTERVIEW
Music
El Debarge, O-Town, Eminem, Nas, G-Unit, The Game, Jurassic 5, and some other stuff, I can't think under pressure.
Movies
Wall Street, Risky Business, American Beauty, Super Troopers and of course Revenge of The Nerds part 3(the best of the series)
Television
It's Your Move(with Jason Bateman)!! Flavor of Love, Celebrity Fit Club, basically any show where people are humiliating themselves. Also Mama's Family and Small Wonder(the earlier seasons).
Books
Jennifer Government, Sun Also Rises, Bonfire of the Vanities, Running With Scissors and The Unauthorized Biography of Bel Biv Devoe(I told ya'll I was a comic! I just can't turn it off!)
I'm really really awesome, at least that's what I've heard from the voices in my head. I'm a comic(obviously, from that hilarious last sentence) I grew up in Money Makin' Manhattan and now I live in Money Takin' Brooklyn.
Promo For My CD; 'Lou Diamond Phillips?' ALTL Records
Me on Weekly Evil from Comedy Central.com
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AMERICAN IDLE -A NEW TV SHOW WHERE CONTESTANTS COMPETE TO SEE WHO THE LAZIEST PERSON IN AMERICA IS!
ME STARRING IN A PARODY OF THE BUD LIGHT "DUDE" COMMERCIAL- FROM BARELYPOLITICAL.COM
The Being A Jerk Method Starring Me! and some other guys, it's featured on the Cracked.com website
ME PERFORMING ON THE OSCARS IN 1984 W/IRENE CARA, I WAS 10. SOMEONE POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE(NOT ME). YOU CAN SEE ME TWO OR THREE TIMES FOR LIKE THREE SECONDS, BARELY. ME AND IRENE ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS. I KNOW, THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM SHIT EVER, BUT I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.
Various Comedy Central Clips Starring Me That Are Awesome
THANK YOU, TOM!, FOR ALLOWING ME TO PIMP MY AMAZING SHOW HERE!
READ ON FOLKS!
PITZ, VAUGHN, MOODY, MIELE, MORE!
THAT'S RIGHT!
Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear!
It's the FINAL Regular Season Game Of Season 2 !
The Top FOUR Finishers Will Advance Into The JANUARY 13th SEMI-FINAL!
And if *YOU* are a *COMIC* and YOU show up and enjoy this ***FREE ADMISSION*** show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING!
WINNER OF THE ENTIRE CONTEST (THE FINALS ARE IN JULY - THEY'RE COMING - I PROMISE!) GETS $500. 00 OF MY MONEY!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
WHEN: *THIS COMING* TUESDAY, DECEMBER 30th
TIME: 7:00 o'clock SHARP!
WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX !
ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St
Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (*AND* get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!):
(01) *ANDY PITZ* (LETTERMAN!, LATE LATE SHOW!)
(02) *BARON VAUGHN* (COMEDY CNTRAL'S ROOT OF ALL EVIL!, MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL!)
(03) *MOODY McCARTHY* (JIMMY JIMMEL LIVE!, LAST COMIC STANDING!)
(04) *LIZ MIELE* (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM!)
Hey Tom McCaffrey, Thanks for the add. I wanted to personally invite you and your friends to come out to the club on Saturday Nov 8th to see Charlie Murphy. We have a show at 8pm and 10pm. Thanks again for supporting comedy and I'll see you Saturday. GM Suzy Yengo
I just came to your site to sign up for the free 30 day trial for the guy who's a hypnotist to the stars. That's gotta be a pretty sweet gig, just hypnotizing celebrities all day. Hope you're still awesome.
Stopping by to say hello and say thanks. Have you ever had one of those weeks that life likes to challenge you at every turn? Well this has been one of them for me. Computer decided to act the something from the terminator series and did not like human interaction and it was like life was saying slow down and focus.
So lets slow down and focus. Do you believe that we attract what we focus on? If so what have you been focusing on things you want or are you putting a lot of thought into stuff you don't want to have. Just by being more aware of what we spend our time thinking about can show us where we are heading at times. Of course you could just say we have to live in this world that the media has created for you and you have to experience everyone's pain that you see and be that martar. I am a little more selfish I guess because I like experiencing everyones joy instead. Nice thing about life is you have a choice so it is up to you.
