Favorite Food: Veal Parmesan, Spaghetti
Favorite Activity: Drinking by the pool in Vegas
Favorite Booze: Absolute Citron
Favorite Drink: Diet Dr. Pepper, Code Red
Favorite Holiday: My Birthday. Halloween
Favorite Color: Blue
Pets: My dead killer fishies
Website
tommEE.net
Influences
Chris Farley, Chuck Barris. Jimmy Kimmel
TV Shows
Kurt the Cyberguy- Drinking, Driving At Road Race
Films
Hackers in Wonderland
tommEE pickles's Interests
General
Movies that people usually don't enjoy (I don't mean Titanic), Nightlife, computer stuff, Tivo, movie making, comedy, improv, UCB, UCBT.
Music
Techno, Blaze, Twiztid, DJ Scooter, DJ Bam Bam, DJ Venom, Old Punk. NYHC, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Richard Cheese, The Moog Cookbook, Red Peters, Neil Diamond, Rat Pack, Insane Clown Posse, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Agnostic Front, Dirty Rotten Imbiciles, Sick of it All, NWA, Styx, Beastie Boys, Morningwood, Old Breakdance Music, Old Sir Mix a lot (swass), Atari Teenage Riot, Phil Shane, Elvis, Atari Teenage Riot, Lolita Storm
Movies
The Falcon and the Snowman, Toxic Avenger, Six String Samuri, Leaving Las Vegas. Shaun of the Dead, Three O'Clock High, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Terror Firmer, Meatballs
Television
30 Rock, The Office, Lost, Best Week Ever, ReBoot, Northern Exposure, 10 Items or Less, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Project Runway
Books
Truth in Comedy, Art by Committee, Guinness Book of Records, Internet Yellow Pages (1994), Animal Farm, 1984
Heroes
Chris Farley, Chuck Barris, Tibbie X, Jimmy Kimmel
About me: Once there was a boy, his name was tommEE , and he got lost in the woods. He ate berries and bark to survive. One day tommEE decided to build a time machine. The time machine did not work. He scratched his head for about 5 minutes until the bear interrupted him and said "How did you think a time machine made of twigs and mud was going to work". So tommEE put a saddle (made out of bark and mud) on the bear and rode him to NYC. The bear was released to a nice Upper East Side couple and tommEE bought some shoes. The shoes proved to be magical and allowed him to create time travel. This is probably due to the magical shoes allowed to let tommEE into a bar where he drank and drank until he woke up in another time. The story on how he got on My Space is a totally different story.
Come check out my new show this Sunday night, 8PM, at Three Clubs in Hollywood on Vine St. Erik Tait and Farrell Dillon host Dr. Presto's Magic Mansion featuring Handsome Jack, Andrew Goldenhersch, and other special guests! Check out our bitching poster below:
Sorry I missed you!! I have been buried in work, might as well take it while it can be had ya know.. Anyway! Please let me know next time you are in town! Better yet call or text me and we shall "kick it" as the kids say. Til then take care of yourself!!
Once there was a boy, his name was tommEE , and he got lost in the woods. He ate berries and bark to survive. One day tommEE decided to build a time machine. The time machine did not work. He scratched his head for about 5 minutes until the bear interrupted him and said "How did you think a time machine made of twigs and mud was going to work". So tommEE put a saddle (made out of bark and mud) on the bear and rode him to NYC. The bear was released to a nice Upper East Side couple and tommEE bought some shoes. The shoes proved to be magical and allowed him to create time travel. This is probably due to the magical shoes allowed to let tommEE into a bar where he drank and drank until he woke up in another time. The story on how he got on My Space is a totally different story.
