Writing. Touching myself. Thinking about you. Making electronic friends. I went to a skate park the other day and this 14 year old kid tried to Ollie right on my face. That sorta thing happens all the time. Maybe if we become electrically close enough you can come to the skate park with me and play "protector" whilst I play "victim." I'm good at that. I am addicted to music. When I watch the television every night I can hear the ringing in my head over the voices coming out of the TV box. Sometimes I just make up their conversations because if I turn it up too loud my father gets angry and one time he beat me with a stick. It was in a dream but still. I like sending text messages. Nobody sends any to me but I'm used to it. When we're electricity friends you can maybe get a message from me? Better hit "Add" to find out!

Beatles, Bowie, Radiohead, Bjork, Beck, Pink Floyd, Air, Massive Attack, Aphex Twin, Danger Mouse, Mike Patton, Trent Reznor, Brian Warner and more deaf-makers.

You can tell how much I know about films because I use director names: Kubrick, Coens, Lynch, Gilliam, P.T Anderson, Wes Anderson, Scorsese, Coppola, Stone, Tarantino, Smith, Aronofsky, Jonze, Gondry, Jackson, Fincher, Van Sant, Jarmusch, Cronenberg, Solondz, Zwigoff and so many more directors I am so well versed in.

Charles Bukowski, George Orwell, Bret Easton Ellis, Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk, Jim Goad, Charles R. Cross, Chuck Klosterman, Neil Strauss.

Jim Goad, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Tucker Max, Shaun Partridge, Johnny Knoxville, Al Pacino, Kurt Cobain, Banksy, Michel Gondry, Myself.