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Tom Myers
Stand-Up / Alternative / Comedic Writers
Tom Myers Stand-up Comic, Writer, Aspiring Political Pundit

Male
26 years old
Fallston, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 11/11/2009
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Brooklyn, NY, January 14, 2008
(wait for the 4:30 mark)


Baltimore, MD, March 13, 2008
The sound appears uneven, they edited the set and the interview, they misspelled my name, there was a girl playing a saw with a violin bow and the drummer looks like John Waters. All in all, it was a fun show.


Comcast on Demand showcase (edited) @ Magooby’s Joke House; November 6, 2008


Thanks, Randy (In his defense, he doesn’t know that I go to bed at 7am).

Websitefreewebs.com/tommyers
InfluencesCharlie Chaplin, Lenny Bruce, Richard Belzer, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, Al Franken, Eddie Izzard, John Lennon
MembersMe and my life, as demonstrated below.

TV ShowsFox 45 Morning News - WBFF-TV, Baltimore, MD.

Local Point TV - Comcast Channel 205 & Verizon Fios Channel 867, Washington, DC

FilmsI think this one has to be my personal favorite.

I’m also featured in Don’t F**k with Joe Deeley.
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AlbumsCURRENT RELEASES

Words of Mass Destruction CD (TME-001) Released October 7, 2004

Words of Mass Destruction CD (TME-001-2/MT6037) Released August 24, 2006

UPCOMING RELEASES

Album No. 2 CD (TME-002) All I have to do is record this damn thing


    Tom Myers's Interests
Generalstand-up comedy, writing and performing, traveling, reading newspapers or any good books, and the Baltimore Orioles (to a fault).
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MusicThe Beatles (above all else), The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Weezer among many others

In memory of Bill Hicks (1961-1994)

Special thanks to Chedsorr


MoviesWhatever it is, I'll wait until the book comes out.

Of course, I do have my exceptions.

TelevisionLaw & Order

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (notice a pattern?)

Last of the Summer Wine

These are the only shows I find worth watching and therefore make an effort to watch.

In addition, I also like keeping up to date by watching the major news networks (MSNBC, CNN, Fox), most things on the History Channel and, on occasion, the Weather Channel.

Books"The Gnostic Gospels" by Elaine Pagels

"The Trial" by Franz Kafka

"Leap into Darkness" by Leo Bretholz

"Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets" by David Simon

"Lies My Teacher Told Me" by James Loewen

"Lies Across America" by James Loewen

HeroesMy parents for putting me on this bizarre planet and my family for the wonderful world in which I grew up. There are too many of them to thank.

Comedically, my heroes are Lenny Bruce, Richard Belzer, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, Al Franken and Charlie Chaplin.

Groups: Comedians CornerFallston High SchoolComics98ROCK FansComedians ClubBaltimore Orioles Fan ClubComedians of MySpaceFallston Maryland

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     Tom Myers's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fallston, Maryland
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Tom Myers's Schools
Goucher College
Baltimore,Maryland
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History
Clubs: Goucher Student Radio, The Bowling Congregation (for three weeks my freshman year -- don't ask), and Open Circle Theater (the non-organizational end)
 

2001 to 2005
Fallston High
Fallston,Maryland
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   Tom Myers's Companies
7-11
Fallston, Maryland US
Sales Associate

May 26, 2001 - present
Tom Myers Entertainment
Fallston, Maryland US
Founder/President/CEO

June 17, 2004 - present
Omaemoda Productions
Washington, DC US
Writer

August 3, 2006 - present
Comedy Soap Box
Los Angeles, California US
Regional Administrator, Maryland

June 2007 - present


Tom Myers's Clips [View All Clips]
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Tom Myers COMCAST Taping at Magooby's, Baltimore, MD 11/6/2008
Tom Myers COMCAST Taping at Magooby's, Baltimore, MD 11/6/2008 rating
Tom Myers at Magooby's - January 18, 2008
Tom Myers at Magooby's - January 18, 2008 rating
Tom Myers at Magooby's (with mic feedback!) - December 2007
Tom Myers at Magooby's (with mic feedback!) - December 2007 rating
Tom Myers at the Baltimore Comedy Factory - October 2006
Tom Myers at the Baltimore Comedy Factory - October 2006 rating
George W. Bush
George W. Bush rating
Tom Myers - Irish Hooligans of Comedy Show - 3/18/07
Tom Myers - Irish Hooligans of Comedy Show - 3/18/07 rating
Biggest Fear
Biggest Fear rating
American Pot Revolution
American Pot Revolution rating
Please Slow Down
Please Slow Down rating
Hurricane Tom
Hurricane Tom rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
Private Function Wilmington DE
Nov 4 2009 7:00P
Walter Reed Army Medical Center Washington DC
Nov 18 2009 8:00P
Drunk Monkey Elkton MD
Nov 19 2009 8:00P
Fallston Volunteer Fire Hall Fallston MD
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
Liberty Laughs Comedy Club @ Liberty Lanes Fredericksburg VA

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How to Argue with a Conservative, Part 1: Cigarette Taxes  (view more)

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   Tom Myers's Blurbs
About me:
When you see comedian Tom Myers onstage, you have the privilege of watching a comedian who is not afraid to try anything new onstage. Tom presents a different kind of comedy, a kind of comedy that appeals to the big city intelligencia yet can also play to the small-town crowds.

Tom has performed in twelve states plus the District of Columbia, playing at not only comedy clubs and colleges, but also in theaters, art spaces, bars and restaurants for such diverse groups as high school and college students, senior citizens, cancer survivors and also for our nation's wounded soldiers during performances at Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital. Tom has been featured on radio, television and in print media throughout the East Coast.

So come out and see Tom, a comedian who cares about entertaining you (and writing in the third person). Or better yet, request him at a performance venue near you.

Tom Myers started performing stand-up comedy in 2001 at Goucher College. Since then, he performed at various events on campus before he graduated in 2005 with a degree in History. His first comedy club appearance was in January of 2004 at Tootsie's Comedy Club, located at the 152 Bar and Grill in his hometown of Fallston, Maryland. Additionally, he also performed at the Baltimore Comedy Factory, where he competed in his first Funniest Person in Baltimore competition. In February 2006, Tom made his debut at the Improv Comedy Club in Washington, DC when he performed at the DC Comedy Showcase contest. Although he didn't place, Tom proved to those in doubt that he could win over an audience in a professional comedy club setting. In October 2006, Tom performed for a hundred wounded soldiers and their families at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, DC. In 2007, Tom started to hit the road more with shows away from his home base. In April 2008, Tom made his debut on Local Point TV, a DC-based channel on Comcast. Tom quickly followed that up with an appearance at Magooby's Joke House in Baltimore, MD, where he was taped for Baltimore's Comcast on Demand Local Comedy Spotlight. His performance was released in 2009.

In just a few years, Tom has entertained (and even puzzled) audiences using his unique sense of humor as well as his political and social insights in Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island and the District of Columbia including major cities such as Baltimore, Richmond, Philadelphia, Washington and New York City.

In addition to being a stand-up comic, Tom had his own show on Goucher Student Radio while he was in college. For two hours a week during the semesters, he hosted, wrote and produced "The Myers Experience," where he commented on news stories using his acerbic sense of humor.

Tom is also an actor. He played the role of the Hatter, a bitter aging comedian, in Alice in Americaland at the 2001 Harford County Drama Festival during his senior year at Fallston High School. In 2004, he performed in two original stage productions, The Newport Flower Convention and DIN, at Goucher. That same year, he appeared in Goucher's production of the Jean-Paul Sartre play No Exit. This role kept Tom on stage without a break for 96 minutes and is one of Tom's strongest dramatic roles.

On 24 September 2004, Tom produced and starred in his own one-man political show, Words of Mass Destruction, at Goucher and self-released a CD of the same title two weeks later! On August 24, 2006, Words of Mass Destruction was re-released on MT6 Records, an independent label based in Baltimore. The CD also features clips of "The Myers Experience," in addition to the Words of Mass Destruction comedy show.

Tom currently resides in Fallston, Maryland, and performs mainly in Maryland, Virginia and the District of Columbia. He looks forward to seeing you at one (or all) of his shows.

CRITICAL ACCLAIM

"A satirist at heart, Myers draws inspiration mainly from mixing current events, pop culture, and politics to create an amusing form of social commentary." - The Quindecim (9/2004)

"Tom Myers obviously wants to provoke and be edgy. There is a definite aspiration to be one of those comics who do jokes about American politics. There is an obvious wish to do the kind of comedy Lewis Black, Bill Maher, or Will Durst do so well." - Richard Lanoie, comedy-gags-jokes.com (11/2005)

"Last night, Tom performed at Walter Reed Medical Center. I can easily recommend him for any show. He was quick to respond to my call for comedians. He also brought another comedian, Brett the Irish Com'Mc, which gave us a full ticket. He and Brett were the first to arrive. They were more than helpful. Tom was more ready than any comedian in the show. I am so glad he was there. When he found out the show needed to be 100% clean and 100% non-political, he adjusted his material and it still came off very well. His delivery is very professional. His timing is very tight. He had the crowd rolling. He finished right on time. Again, I recommend Tom for any show you need to book." - "Sensei Ern" Miller (10/13/2006)

"Tom Myers, his tenacity, and his belief in his comedy showed me alot. He does not worry about all the bullshit and politics that may surround him. He just hits the stage and does his thing every time, with energy and enthusiasm, always giving his all. He gets that each stage is a new audience and they deserve to be given the same level of performance as any other, regardless of how he is feeling. He is dedicated to his trade and works as hard as anyone out there on it. [...] Tom is also a good guy, very genuine and really cares about the show and the comedians" - Irwin Weinstein; Founder, Kaleidoscope Comedy

Who I'd like to meet:
Uh, I guess I would like to meet the following:

Anyone who likes me
Anyone who doesn't like me
Anyone who's dead
Anyone who's in a persistent vegetative state
I guess that's it.


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Jun 29 2009 8:55 PM

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May 28 2009 10:54 PM

Thanks Tom,

Sorry to hear you can't make it. Good luck tonight at Magooby's!
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Thanks for the add
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May 19 2009 4:43 PM

Hey man nice to see you still have my old Bill hicks video on your profile :)

How are you doing?

heres another one i made last year on my new youtube channel if your interested

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