Tom Segura
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"Stop Slappin’ Titties!"
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29 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login:8/20/2008
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Tom Segura's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born in Cincinnati, Tom Segura has never stayed long in one place. After fleeing Ohio at an early age, Segura soon followed his parents fledgling business ventures and volunteer work to 12 U.S. states and 6 foreign countries. Segura eventually settled in Los Angeles to pursue a career on stage and television. You may have recently seen him sharing the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy: Dave Attell, Jay Mohr, Robert Schimmel, Charlie Murphy, and Sarah Silverman, just to name a few. Tom continues to tour the country performing for audiences with his unique perspective and filthy charm. You can see Tom in the hysterical new short CUTMAN or at a comedy club near you...check out www.cutmanthemovie.com | | Website | tomsegura.com |
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Tom Segura's Interests
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| General | My girlfriend and her sweet, sweet milk flaps...and i love kids and watching insane people interact with their sane, imaginary friends. | | Movies | Happiness is probably the funniest goddamn movie i’ve ever seen. You will laugh till you cry if you haven’t seen that. "Year of the Bull" is great. "Cutman" is the best. I really love the writing there. Oh and the BBC 7 UP series is phenomenal. And porno too, but only ones with asses and feet. You MUST see "Hated" --G.G. Allin is the craziest sumbitch to ever walk the earth! Oh and Fool’s Gold is Pure Gold! Really! Also, you should clean your eyes with razor blades. I don’t love Fight Club even though you’re supposed to. I can’t believe Keanu Reeves gets 25 million a movie. I think actors should be paid based on ability NOT ticket sales. I think Keanu, Cameron, and Cage should each get 7, 13, and 19 dollars per film, respectively. I also think Philip Seymour Hoffman, Naomi Watts, and Belladonna should get 58 million per movie. | | Heroes | Mister Alexander, Teddy Loons, and Harvell Jenkins! |
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Tom Segura's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Body type: | Body builder | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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FRIENDLY PILOT
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CUTMAN TRAILER!!!!
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About me:
Check out my bio over there <------ other than that I'm a really tall 6-time olympian and a certified spiritual psychologist.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Extremely tall and extremely short people. But only the very extremes of either category. Also, athletic dismembered people and all the Murder Ball guys. They’re fantastic. And also Coach Tim "ICE" Harris at Booker T. Washington High School in Miami (congrats on the 4A Title coach -RESPECT). That guy does not fuck around. Nor does Mickey Andrews, so I’d like to meet him. I’d also like to meet the Silver Lake "walker" who walks around silver lake and los feliz all day reading newspapers, for what seems to be 12-16 hours a day. seriously. Thanks to my buddy Full Charge and some other noteworthy locals, I’ve discovered that this seemingly schizophrenic drifter is actually an anesthesiologist - for reals. I do not want to "go under" in this dudes hands, which I can’t even imagine happening since ALL he does is walk. I also like stories about crazy people or crazy shit, so go ahead share those if you have any.
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