Tom Simmons
Tom Simmons
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62 years old
Atlanta, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 10/28/2009
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General performing, listening to and writing comedy, reading, watching movies, playing pool, people watching, sports (both playing and watching), talking, and learning. Plus a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now... and sex.
MusicI like a bunch of different things. Dave Matthews Band, Lenny Kravitz, The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies, old Blues Traveler, AudioSlave, Chet Baker, Eminem, Enigma, Live, John Mellencamp, Rush, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Dexter Freebish, Black Crowes, Sting, Sublime....
MoviesI am fairly obvious in my movie choices and not very original. I like Ron Howard movies, I like Star Wars, Crash, Tim Burton, Hell... I can't sit here and type in every movie I like. I watch a lot of movies and enjoy both going to the theatre and renting most of what get's made. Not a fan of cheesey comedy or teen flicks.
TelevisionI don't watch a whole lot of specific television because of my performance schedule and lack of Tivo. I keep late hours and have my days off, so I tend to just flick around. Watch a lot of Atlanta Braves baseball, Espn, CNN and the other news channels, then just sort of whatever catches my eye while flipping. Generally movies or shows on HBO if I can. I love the HBO documentary series America Under Cover, Curb Your Enthusiasm, stuff like that. Generally I sit down- turn it on and then flick around for something interesting, don't find anything, and then and hour and half later I turn it off.
BooksI can't possibly list all the books. I read a good amount. Mostly non fiction, although I have read a ton of fiction- Stephen King, David Morrell, John Iriving (named my son Owen after the character in Prayer for Owen Meany), Micheal Crichton, Richard Bach, Steinbech. Howard Zinn's- Passionate Declarations, People's History of the Untited States. Noam Chomsky- Hegemony or Survival, America's quest for Global Dominance. Scott A Hunt- THE FUTURE OF PEACE- this was a great book. I read it twice and will read it again for sure. J Krishnamurti- THINK ON THESE THINGS- I have read a few of his books. Very interesting and spritiually inspiring. Richard Bach- ONE, ILLUSIONS, BRIDGE ACROSS FOREVER.. and actually I think I have read 90% of what he has written. Love it. Neal Postma- AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH. A great look at television and analysis of how it is the soma talked of in Huxley's BRAVE NEW WORLD. The BAGHADAD GITA. THE TAO OF POOH. CELESTINE PROPHECY. Anyway, I could go on and on. I can't go into a bookstore without leaving with a few books and ten I wished I could get.
HeroesThis is a wierd one to answer without coming across as either shallow, pretentious, or hack. Right now they are my parents- my dad, who is a good man with a great heart and unending patience. My mom who continues to grow and search out new things even as she gets older. My sister Jennifer who went from high school drop out, drug addict and general loser to a first in her class college graduate and an inspiring life saver and addiction counselor. My wife Serena... who constantly figures out a way to love me in spite of me. Richard Bach, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Howard Zinn, J. Krishnamurti, Bill Hicks, Dave Mattews, Brad Pitt ( cuz he is nailing Angelina Jolie) Most of my heroes are every day people who do things to show me that I could do more. I was impressed with Harry Connick Jr after hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.
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Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
My name is tom. I am a stand up comedian. Check out this video: Terrorism

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Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting people who like to laugh, who care about the world, about learning, questioning, and trying to make some sort of difference. I want to meet people who will like laughing at the idiocy around us, or just like to sleep late and watch television.



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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 13 2009 7:28 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
Melanie C. Jordan

Imagine Magazine



Oct 13 2009 6:23 PM

Thank you for supporting
"Imagine " Art Magazine.
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Kat Heflin



Sep 3 2009 5:21 PM

Tom Simmons,
Just droppin in to say hi and remind you that we have upgraded the site to include lots of FREE stuff, Discounts, & deals on thousands of name brand items.... come by and check them out at www.myfreeswapper.com

don't forget to get the rss feed & sign up for the email news letter we have now...

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David Hoffmeister



Aug 17 2009 3:39 PM

Hello Tom Simmons

Thanks for the add.  Happy to be friends with you.

Enjoy my Peace of Mind Myspace videos and writings on living a life of joy and constant happiness at:

http://awakening-mind.org/david.html

Peace,

David
Ambitious Duck Productions

Ambitious Duck Productions



May 12 2009 2:39 AM

I haven't added it yet - wanted to get your permission first - if you okay it I'll post it
Ambitious Duck Productions

Ambitious Duck Productions



May 7 2009 8:29 PM

The six minutes I shot @ Laughs turned out great - the sound is better then you thought it would be and the video quality is fantastic.
Slade Ham

Slade Ham



Apr 26 2009 10:37 PM

Hey -

Just wanted to drop a line and say hi. Anytime you get bored, there is probably something new up on my blog. I write constantly and promise it's worth checking out. If it's not, feel free to delete me :)

More importanly, subscribe to it so you will know whenever a new one posts.

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See you somewhere on the road!

-S

the DOOM of A Broken Machine!

Larry Griffin



Mar 26 2009 2:50 AM

Saw ya on C.C. Gotham again.
Rock on dude!
♥ Harleygal ♥

Cindy Shatzer Solloway



Mar 22 2009 1:21 AM

You put on an awesome show last night at McCurdy's. Would love to see you again.
You are great!!
Eric I

Eric I



Feb 24 2009 4:17 PM

You owe us $63,209.46 in unpaid taxes.

Sincerely,

Internal Revenue Service
Sherri

Sherri Reed



Feb 8 2009 5:51 PM

Great show last night! I think most of your new stuff was a hit! Have fun and thanks for making us laugh! :0)
kelli jo

kelli jo



Jan 30 2009 4:44 AM

well thank goodness for that. How hard is it to keep up with a webpage anyway? get your dates, slap em' up there and your done..I could recommend that book "computers for dummies"..just sayin. Alright, welp I'll be looking forward to seeing ya.
kelli jo

kelli jo



Jan 29 2009 7:52 AM

When is it that your coming to sarasota again? anytime soon..yes? no? give me a flippin answer..geez.
Eric I

Eric I



Jan 26 2009 1:38 AM

Hello, my nigger.
Bobbie Oliver

Bobbie Oliver



Jan 24 2009 3:49 AM

Hey call me. I have some cool shit to tell you.
xoxo
Tracy

Tracy



Jan 21 2009 10:55 PM

Great show on Friday in Holly.
I'm looking forward to watching the DVD!
Eric I

Eric I



Jan 5 2009 8:52 AM

I was having an argument with my sister - she thinks that I'm being stupid, but I think that SHE'S the one who's being kind of illogical.

I'll let you decide.

I've been having sex with this one prostitute named Gloria.

And her normal rate is $200.

Yeah, I know!

Only the best for Eric I!

So, anyway, her regular rate is $200, but I think that she should charge me less.

Because, I save her money.

Because, I always INSIST that we never use a condom.
Will.I.AM

Chad Fox



Jan 2 2009 6:32 AM

very good show at myrtle beach this summer laughed my ass off
JohannJournal

JohannJournal



Dec 31 2008 12:43 AM

Happy New Year, dooT.
KING OF CHEESE

KING OF CHEESE



Dec 30 2008 4:12 AM

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT JESUS BRTHDAY- I HOPE YOU ARE HUGE IN '09
Eric I

Eric I



Dec 29 2008 8:30 PM

Thanks much for the heads up on Saturday.

Talk soon.

Merry Merry, Sir (& Serena & Owen),

E
Ky Miller

Ky Miller



Dec 27 2008 4:38 AM

Lick my...
Bobbie Oliver

Bobbie Oliver



Dec 19 2008 1:17 AM

Come back to LA! Next time you should be a guest speaker in my comedy class. I would pay you actual $$.

Happy Holidays to you, Serena,and Owen! xoxo
Ky Miller

Ky Miller



Dec 15 2008 2:55 AM

I need a few less banners and a few more default pics that blink. My page takes awhile to load because of your 1982 Apple IIGS. Time to get a computer that runs off of magic discs called CD's.
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Jonathan Phillips



Dec 14 2008 3:48 AM

HAPPY NON-DENOMINATIONAL FESTIVAL SEASONS GREETINGS!!!





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