Tom Simmons
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Male
61 years old
Atlanta, North Carolina
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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    Tom Simmons's Interests
General performing, listening to and writing comedy, reading, watching movies, playing pool, people watching, sports (both playing and watching), talking, and learning. Plus a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now... and sex.
MusicI like a bunch of different things. Dave Matthews Band, Lenny Kravitz, The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies, old Blues Traveler, AudioSlave, Chet Baker, Eminem, Enigma, Live, John Mellencamp, Rush, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Dexter Freebish, Black Crowes, Sting, Sublime....
MoviesI am fairly obvious in my movie choices and not very original. I like Ron Howard movies, I like Star Wars, Crash, Tim Burton, Hell... I can't sit here and type in every movie I like. I watch a lot of movies and enjoy both going to the theatre and renting most of what get's made. Not a fan of cheesey comedy or teen flicks.
TelevisionI don't watch a whole lot of specific television because of my performance schedule and lack of Tivo. I keep late hours and have my days off, so I tend to just flick around. Watch a lot of Atlanta Braves baseball, Espn, CNN and the other news channels, then just sort of whatever catches my eye while flipping. Generally movies or shows on HBO if I can. I love the HBO documentary series America Under Cover, Curb Your Enthusiasm, stuff like that. Generally I sit down- turn it on and then flick around for something interesting, don't find anything, and then and hour and half later I turn it off.
BooksI can't possibly list all the books. I read a good amount. Mostly non fiction, although I have read a ton of fiction- Stephen King, David Morrell, John Iriving (named my son Owen after the character in Prayer for Owen Meany), Micheal Crichton, Richard Bach, Steinbech. Howard Zinn's- Passionate Declarations, People's History of the Untited States. Noam Chomsky- Hegemony or Survival, America's quest for Global Dominance. Scott A Hunt- THE FUTURE OF PEACE- this was a great book. I read it twice and will read it again for sure. J Krishnamurti- THINK ON THESE THINGS- I have read a few of his books. Very interesting and spritiually inspiring. Richard Bach- ONE, ILLUSIONS, BRIDGE ACROSS FOREVER.. and actually I think I have read 90% of what he has written. Love it. Neal Postma- AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH. A great look at television and analysis of how it is the soma talked of in Huxley's BRAVE NEW WORLD. The BAGHADAD GITA. THE TAO OF POOH. CELESTINE PROPHECY. Anyway, I could go on and on. I can't go into a bookstore without leaving with a few books and ten I wished I could get.
HeroesThis is a wierd one to answer without coming across as either shallow, pretentious, or hack. Right now they are my parents- my dad, who is a good man with a great heart and unending patience. My mom who continues to grow and search out new things even as she gets older. My sister Jennifer who went from high school drop out, drug addict and general loser to a first in her class college graduate and an inspiring life saver and addiction counselor. My wife Serena... who constantly figures out a way to love me in spite of me. Richard Bach, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Howard Zinn, J. Krishnamurti, Bill Hicks, Dave Mattews, Brad Pitt ( cuz he is nailing Angelina Jolie) Most of my heroes are every day people who do things to show me that I could do more. I was impressed with Harry Connick Jr after hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.
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     Tom Simmons's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
My name is tom. I am a stand up comedian. Check out this video: Terrorism

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Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting people who like to laugh, who care about the world, about learning, questioning, and trying to make some sort of difference. I want to meet people who will like laughing at the idiocy around us, or just like to sleep late and watch television.



   Tom Simmons's Calendar ( View All )
Jun 17 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 18 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 19 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 20 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 21 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 22 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Stop @ Atlantic City
Jun 26 2008 8:00P
JR’s Last Laugh @ Erie, PA
Jun 27 2008 8:00P
JR’s Last Laugh @ Erie, PA
Jun 28 2008 8:00P
JR’s Last Laugh @ Erie, PA
Jul 10 2008 8:00P
Sidesplitters @ Tampa, FL
Jul 11 2008 8:00P
Sidesplitters @ Tampa, FL
Jul 12 2008 8:00P
Sidesplitters @ Erie, PA
Jul 13 2008 8:00P
Sidesplitters @ Erie, PA
Jul 24 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club @ Macon, GA
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club @ Macon, GA
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club @ Macon, GA
Jul 27 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Club @ Macon, GA
Jul 28 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Jul 29 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Jul 30 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Jul 31 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Aug 1 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Aug 2 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Aug 3 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cabana @ Myrtle Beach, SC
Aug 14 2008 8:00P
Jukebox @ Peoria, IL
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
Jukebox @ Peoria, IL
Aug 16 2008 8:00P
Jukebox @ Peoria, IL
Aug 20 2008 8:00P
The Punchline @ Atlanta, GA
Aug 21 2008 8:00P
The Punchline @ Atlanta, GA
Aug 22 2008 8:00P
The Punchline @ Atlanta, GA
Aug 23 2008 8:00P
The Punchline @ Atlanta, GA
Aug 24 2008 8:00P
The Punchline @ Atlanta, GA

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Jamie Lee





Jul 24 2008 8:45 PM

Great to hear from you! Things with the little man are great~ LOVE HIM! I keep forgetting to look at the calendar~ must come to say hello :) I really miss the club.

Other than that just trying to leap over life's speed bumps without falling on my face.

Hope you are well my dear!
Felicia





Jul 19 2008 12:10 AM

Great clips, Tom! Looks like an awesome venue.
Mom, Mommy, Babe, Ms.Heidi, Mrs.Keiser, Keiser





Jul 14 2008 1:25 PM

Photobucket

Just thought I would send you a pic you took with me at Sidesplitters comedy on Sat night.
May I say you look quite good in a crown;)!
Courtney Cronin





Jul 9 2008 12:57 PM

Love the new look Tom!
Coming back to Boston again
this year?
sabrina





Jun 27 2008 2:35 PM

Damn it Tom, Im gonna miss you in florida, by a week , ever go to St.
LOUIS?
Eric I





Jun 20 2008 3:29 PM

Your Live At Gotham set is re-airing sometime during the first week of July.

When I figure out exactly when, I'll give you a heads-up.

Kill them in A.C. tonight, Brother,

E to the I
Bobbie Oliver


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Jun 16 2008 1:35 AM

I used to love that club Sidesplitters in Tampa!
Ryan Singer





Jun 12 2008 11:34 AM

you look really good for 61 years old...really really good. I'm working on my inappropriate comments...how am I doing?
Joe Schroeder





Jun 10 2008 6:18 AM

Tom,
Wow...your new myspace page is so cool! How did you do it? What's your secret?
Bobbie Oliver


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Jun 6 2008 1:07 AM

Wish you could come to my punk rock birthday party Saturday!
sabrina





Jun 3 2008 10:21 AM

YOU KICK ASS TOM, MOving to missouri, do any shows there????
artbydhalia





May 28 2008 3:04 PM

Hey tom, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


You are a funny man and this is a funny game...come play with us

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Denis McDonough





May 28 2008 7:30 AM


It was great doing the Asheville NC shows with you!

I hope your "Detox" is going well! lol

Go to the official standup comedy

myspace page of Denis McDonough!

www. myspace. com/comedyslave

Megan





May 27 2008 4:57 PM

Hi Tom!!!! It's been a while, huh?! How have you been? Hope things are great! Hugs,
PRINCESS BLING





May 24 2008 6:45 AM

Hey tom, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Eric I





May 20 2008 9:19 PM

Put me in a headlock.

I dare you.

Miss You,

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Chuck





May 19 2008 7:06 PM

your obama shit is better than mine. hope to see you again soon. great to meet and work with you man.
Eric I





May 15 2008 7:28 PM

Look.

At.

All.

That.

Pepperoni.
Stacy





May 12 2008 1:57 PM

Hey man nice set.. I was just
in Vegas... how are you ? I saw
you're gonna be at the Spot.. have fun !!
Princess Shannon the Promoter





May 8 2008 9:41 PM

haha

Tickets are only $10.00


Eric I





May 8 2008 12:05 PM

Ladies and Gentleman . . . Tom Simmons.
Joe Schroeder





May 6 2008 12:04 AM

Good to see you man!! I love My Morning Jacket!! When and where?
Bobbie Oliver


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May 1 2008 12:50 AM

Why don't you have a calendar up so I know where you are at all times? You really make this whole stalking thing a bitch.
_Brian_





Apr 27 2008 6:03 PM


Hey tom, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

sabrina





Apr 26 2008 4:49 PM

HIfunny
James Goi Jr.





Apr 26 2008 1:04 PM