^
^^
^^^
^^^^
^^^^^
^^^^^^
^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GOD, my FRIENDS & family, Kyle Dunnigan, Nick Swardson, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg(RIP), Kyle Cease, Zack Galifianakis, John Mulaney, Mike Birbiglia, Jimmy Fallon, Danny McBride, Zachary Levi, Demetri Martin, Andy Samberg, Thomas Lennon, Kirk Fox, Patton Oswalt, Steven Wright, Gallagher, JO KOY, seinfeld, Showalter, Ian Black, David Wain, Flight of the Conchords, John Cleese (along with ALL the Monty Python cast), Jim Carrey, Marc Maron, Don Knotts, Jon Lovitz, Ben Gleib, Steve Zahn (actor), Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook (old stuff), Bill COSBY, Jerry LEWIS, Dave Chappelle!, TOM WIlson, JIM Gaffigan, Owen Benjamin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Darren Carter, ETC. way too many
Members
Jesus is cool...He's the one who gives me these crazy thoughts about Chris Tucker doing Shakespeare...so HE deserves the credit.
TV Shows
-How To Catch a Predator (before they found me)
-A Current Affair (they still haven’t found me)
-Cops (they found me)
-Judge Judy (after they found me)
-Cooking with Rachael Ray (my sentence)
Films
-Grind
-Coach Carter
(oddly the combination of those two movie titles sounds VERY wrong)
Albums
>>coming never !!!!<< "Gay Magicianal Trix"
TOM VRAB™'s Interests
General
FIND ME ON: .. ..
.....................................................................................................
& if you care to know what im always DOING... no mater HOW stupid... then click this link and follow me on Twitter.com/tomvrab
.....................................................................................................
You can find me skating at your local under ground parking garage facilities by myself till 3:00 in the morning... YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Music
COMBUSTIBLE EDISON , the Mary Poppins SOUND track , Flight of the Conchords, PRIMUS, RUN DMC, TED NUGENT, The ADVANTAGE, FREEZEpop, MUSE, new kids on the block, VAN HALEN, Sauvage =)HAHAHA!, DEVO, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS,The Bad Plus, eazy-e, JACO Pastorius, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Frank Zappa, HERBIE HANCOCK, HERB ALPERT, MICHAEL JACKSON, SABBATH OR OZZY whatever, BUCKETHEAD, the naked men confessions (my band), Gwar, RACER-X, gloria estefan, GROUP-X, ANY CLASSIC ROCK, RUSH, Frank Sinatra, Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band..the GOGOL BORDELLO hahah... etc. ,,, yeah totally...TOO much to name off.......later fuggle muffins Magee there used to be an awesometastic Music Player here with an array of songs...but stupid 'myspace' said "ney" to other sites music players and deleted it :(
Movies
MONTY PYTHON movies, ALL Back to the Future's ,LAST ACTION HERO, Tarantino films, JERRY LEWIS movies!!! , HOT ROD, THE HANGOVER, Every DIE HARD!!!, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Grandma's Boy, Shooter, BLades of GLORY, Airplane, Top Secret, Borat, Transformers, MALL RATS, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Anchorman, Just Friends, Vegas Vacation, Opportunity knocks, Knocked up, Spinal Tap, Waynes World 1 & 2, Bill & Ted's 1 & 2, Weekend at Bernie's 1 & 2, National Treasure 1 & 2, ALL RAMBOs, MARY POPPINS, KILL BILL Series, Terminator 2, ALL Will Ferrel movies, THE MATADOR, planes trains and automobiles, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, Smart People, Wet Hot American Summer, ZOOlander, the Pirates of the Caribbean, Rat Race, the Life Aquatic, four rooms, DUMB & DUMBER, the BAXTER, Office Space, the big lebowski, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (in french) ,Men at Work, Killer clowns from outer space, ACE VENTURA, Bad horror movies =), MEL BROOKS movies, ERNEST movies, Dirty work, CLIFFORD, 007 films, what about BOB?, Groundhog DAY, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Willy Wonka (both versions), OLD SCHOOL, the Graduate, Fletch, Texas chainsaw massacre ...& Im sure there's more !!! there's always more.
Television
i hate tv (and by t.v. i mean tom vrab...that guy's a homo!) CHUCK, Flight of the Conchords!, C0nan 0'brien, SNL, MUPPET BABIES, Myth Busters, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, ANYTHING on the Discovery Channel, 30 Rock, ali G, Family Guy, Ren & Stimpy, Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon!, Tailspin, Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, King of Queens, The OFFICE, Scrubs, That 70's Show, The SIMPSONS, Fringe, Mystery science theater ,Pee Wee's Playhouse, THE A-TEAM SEINFELD, the Monty Python flying circus collection! , all Don Hertzfeldt cartoons My Name Is Earl & of course STELLA ! (before some IDIOT decided to cancel it from comedy central)
Books
THE BIBLE :) ...oh & Cards As Weapons
Heroes
JESUS (my savior) Skaters: - MARC JOHNSON! - Ronnie Creager - JASON LEE - p.j. Ladd - the GONZ - Appleyard - Kirchart ...only the best for my child.
People & stuff: -Sean connery -Arnold Schwarzeneggar -lumberjacks -snow -making yellow snow -not eating yellow snow cones made by suspicious friends -Bret McKenzie & Jemaine Clement (F.O.T.C.) -Monty Python guys -Stella guys -growing beards & building houses -paul rubins -Jim Carrey -fake mustaches -weapons -drawing wieners on walls -my old police car -Conan 0'brien -Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles -Clint Eastwood -Christopher Lloyd -dynamite -Mr.T -Chuck Norris -Don Knotts -John Stamos -John Rambo -Charlie Murphy -Ben Murphy -black eyes -black people -black jack -Jack Black -things that make the sound "squeaky" -legos -crayons -wigs -MacGyver
do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe [ ] kinda [ ] never [ ] bake sale [ ] ikea [ ] bill paxton
Welcome to my page! this is my impression of Matthew Perry
now...check out my boobies
"YES DEFINITELY!"
i like being friends with people, crayons, DVD's, and pumpkins!
i also like the words diarrhea and boobies. (poopoo is a close 3rd when used in a serious sentence/i.e. board meetings, funerals, wedding announcements, etc.)
me also good english speak yes and love acting/comedy/writing & SKATEBOARDING too ... i've been doing lots O' standup comedy which is really AWESOME! i thank God for every opportunity He's blessed me with so far in my life towards all the dreams & goals i've been pursuing!!! (ps. if you like my comedy and want to book me or maybe just flat out want to pet my face with happiness love rainbows...message me!)
"YEAH.... THIS SHOULD KILL HER."
this is one of my old skate parts..NEW video to come...called 'MAKIN' TEA'
hopefully it will be super sexy time 5000 times 11teen...but probably not. superrrr!!!
Who I'd like to meet: GOD (you know...when i die) "oh pretty LADIEEES!!"
Thank u! My friend said something about needing friends and I was like "Friends! Let's be friends!!!" Thanks to u! I didn't stick my butt in her face though...that...would be...weird haha
Beth, no way is Tom like ashton, Tom is way more cooler! Like 100 million times cooler! And 100 billion times funnier too. ( see, didn't we all tell you it pays to be a comedian more than just being cool? ) Oh well, have a great week.