TOM VRAB™
General Info
Genre:
Female / Asian / MusicalTV Shows
-How To Catch a Predator (before they found me)
-A Current Affair (they still haven’t found me)
-Cops (they found me)
-Judge Judy (after they found me)
-Cooking with Rachael Ray (my sentence)Films
-Grind
-Coach Carter
(oddly the combination of those two movie titles sounds VERY wrong)Albums
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God, Friends & comedians like: Kyle Dunnigan, TJ Miller, Bob Bledsoe, Brian Regan, Bill Hader, Mitch Hedberg..(RIP), Galifianakis, John Mulaney, Brian Scolaro, Mike Birbiglia, Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Kyle Kinane, Fallon, Danny McBride, Oswalt, Kirk Fox, Seinfeld, Swardson, Stella guys, Monty Python crew, Flight of the Conchords , Chappelle, Tom Wilson, Jim Gaffigan, etc... way too many to nameWebsite
TomVrab.comBio
I <3 Stand up comedy :)
(Aspen Comedy Festival)Members
Jesus is cool...He's the one who gives me these crazy thoughts about Chris Tucker doing Shakespeare...so HE deserves the credit.Influences
God, Friends, Kyle Dunnigan, TJ Miller, Bob Bledsoe, Brian Regan, Bill Hader, Mitch Hedberg(RIP), Galifianakis, John Mulaney, Brian Scolaro, Mike Birbiglia, Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Kyle Kinane, Fallon, Danny McBride, Oswalt, Kirk Fox, Seinfeld, Swardson, Stella guys, Monty Python crew, Flight of the Conchords , Chappelle, Tom Wilson, Jim Gaffigan, etc... way too many to name
Latest Blog Entries
- May 4, 2009 8:02 AM Christina Ricci borrowed my sweatshirt all weekend
- Dec 21, 2008 11:30 PM best friend
- Aug 5, 2008 3:15 AM the $450 tip
- Jul 13, 2008 5:15 AM when i say....
- Apr 17, 2008 8:03 AM try...................
Music
tom's Playlist
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Blurbs
About me:
Welcome to a website nobody longer goes on!this is my impression of Matthew Perry
now check out my boobies
Tom Vrab Facts:
-i like being friends with people, crayons, dvds, and pumpkins.
-i like the words diarrhea and boobies.
(poopoo is a close 3rd when used in a serious sentence/i.e. board meetings, funerals, wedding announcements, etc.)
-i'm a child in an almost mans body.
-me also good English speak yes. i enjoy acting/comedy/writing & skateboarding
... i'm always doing Lots O' Standup Comedy! some of my BEST memories in life either involve or came from comedy.
i thank God for every opportunity He's blessed me with so far in my life towards all the dreams & goals i've been pursuing!!!
NEW video coming soon, called 'MAKIN' TEA', but until then, here's a really old crappy part :)
superrrr!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
God (you know...when i die)..
"oh pretty LADIEEES!!"
Details
- Status: Divorced
- Hometown: Cape Suzette
- Body type: 0' 11" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Black / African descent
- Religion: Christian - other
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Occupation: bad actress
Interests
General
FIND ME ON:
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& if you care to know what im always DOING... no mater HOW stupid...
then follow me on twitter
by CLICKING THIS LINK ------> Twitter.com/tomvrab
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You can find me skating at your local under ground parking garage facilities by myself till 3:00 in the morning...
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Music
Combustible Edison, the Mary Poppins SOUND track, Flight of the Conchords, PRIMUS, RUN DMC, TED NUGENT, The ADVANTAGE, FREEZEpop, MUSE, new kids on the block, VAN HALEN, Sauvage, DEVO, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, The Bad Plus, eazy-e, JACO Pastorius, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Frank Zappa, HERBIE HANCOCK, HERB ALPERT, MICHAEL JACKSON, SABBATH OR OZZY whatever, BUCKETHEAD, the naked men confessions (my band), Gwar, RACER-X, gloria estefan, GROUP-X, ANY CLASSIC ROCK, RUSH, Frank Sinatra, Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band..the GOGOL BORDELLO ... etc...TOO much to name off.......later fuggle muffins
there used to be an awesometastic Music Player here with an array of songs...but stupid 'myspace' said "ney" to other sites music players and deleted it :(Movies
MONTY PYTHON movies, ALL Back to the Future's, LAST ACTION HERO, Tarantino films, JERRY LEWIS movies, HOT ROD, THE HANGOVER, Every DIE HARD, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Grandma's Boy, Shooter, BLades of GLORY, Airplane, Top Secret, Borat, Transformers, MALL RATS, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Anchorman, Just Friends, Vegas Vacation, Opportunity knocks, Knocked up, Spinal Tap, Waynes World 1 & 2, Bill & Ted's 1 & 2, Weekend at Bernie's 1 & 2, National Treasure 1 & 2, ALL RAMBOs, MARY POPPINS, KILL BILL Series, Terminator 2, ALL Will Ferrel movies except Semi-Pro, THE MATADOR, planes trains and automobiles, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, Smart People, Wet Hot American Summer, ZOOlander, the Pirates of the Caribbean, Rat Race, the Life Aquatic, four rooms, DUMB & DUMBER, the BAXTER, Office Space, the big lebowski, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (in french), Men at Work, Killer clowns from outer space, ACE VENTURA, Bad horror movies, MEL BROOKS movies, ERNEST movies, Dirty work, CLIFFORD, 007 films, what about BOB?, Groundhog DAY, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Willy Wonka (both versions), OLD SCHOOL, the Graduate, Fletch, Texas chainsaw massacre ...& Im sure there's more. there's always more.Television
CHUCK, Flight of the Conchords, Entourage, South Park, C0nan 0'brien, SNL, MUPPET BABIES, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Myth Busters, Big Bang Theory, ANYTHING on the Discovery Channel, 30 Rock, Ali G, Family Guy, Ren & Stimpy, Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon, Tailspin, Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, King of Queens, The OFFICE, Scrubs, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Fringe, Mystery science theater, Pee Wee's Playhouse, THE A-TEAM
SEINFELD, the Monty Python flying circus collection!,
all Don Hertzfeldt cartoons
My Name Is Earl
& of course STELLA ! (before someone decided to cancel it from comedy central)Books
..THE BIBLE :) ...oh & Cards As WeaponsHeroes
JESUS
(my savior/ not my Spanish friend... he is pretty sweet though)
Skaters:
- MARC JOHNSON
- Ronnie Creager
- Jason Lee
- p.j. Ladd
- the GONZ
- Appleyard
- Kirchart
...only the best for my child.
People & stuff:
-Sean connery
-Arnold Schwarzeneggar
-lumberjacks
-snow
-making yellow snow
-not eating yellow snow cones made by suspicious friends
-Bret McKenzie & Jemaine Clement (F.O.T.C.)
-Monty Python guys
-Stella guys
-growing beards & building houses
-paul rubins
-Jim Carrey
-fake mustaches
-weapons
-drawing wieners on walls
-my old police car
-Conan 0'brien
-Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles
-Clint Eastwood
-Christopher Lloyd
-dynamite
-Mr.T
-Chuck Norris
-Don Knotts
-John Stamos
-John Rambo
-Charlie Murphy
-Ben Murphy
-black eyes
-black people
-black jack
-Jack Black
-things that make the sound "squeaky"
-legos
-crayons
-wigs
-MacGyver
do you like me?
[ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe
[ ] kinda [ ] never [ ] bake sale
[ ] ikea [ ] bill paxton
MONTY PYTHON movies