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TOM VRAB™
Female / Asian / Musical
TOM VRAB™ ’Friends are forever Boys are whatever.’ -Martin Luther King Jr.

Male
100 years old
diarrhea face
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
Mood: Cup O' Noodle Mood Image
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   TOM VRAB™'s Comedian Bio
BioI <3 Stand up comedy :)



(HBO Aspen Comedy Festival)
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WebsiteKoalaNinjaComedy.com
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GOD, my FRIENDS & family, Kyle Dunnigan, Nick Swardson, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg(RIP), Kyle Cease, Zack Galifianakis, John Mulaney, Mike Birbiglia, Jimmy Fallon, Danny McBride, Zachary Levi, Demetri Martin, Andy Samberg, Thomas Lennon, Kirk Fox, Patton Oswalt, Steven Wright, Gallagher, JO KOY, seinfeld, Showalter, Ian Black, David Wain, Flight of the Conchords, John Cleese (along with ALL the Monty Python cast), Jim Carrey, Marc Maron, Don Knotts, Jon Lovitz, Ben Gleib, Steve Zahn (actor), Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook (old stuff), Bill COSBY, Jerry LEWIS, Dave Chappelle!, TOM WIlson, JIM Gaffigan, Owen Benjamin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Darren Carter, ETC. way too many
MembersJesus is cool...He's the one who gives me these crazy thoughts about Chris Tucker doing Shakespeare...so HE deserves the credit.
TV Shows-How To Catch a Predator (before they found me)
-A Current Affair (they still haven’t found me)
-Cops (they found me)
-Judge Judy (after they found me)
-Cooking with Rachael Ray (my sentence)
Films-Grind
-Coach Carter

(oddly the combination of those two movie titles sounds VERY wrong)
Albums>>coming never !!!!<<

        "Gay Magicianal Trix"


    TOM VRAB™'s Interests
GeneralFIND ME ON:
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& if you care to know what im always DOING... no mater HOW stupid...
then click this link and follow me on ­ Twitter.com/tomvrab
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You can find me skating at your local under ground parking garage facilities by myself till 3:00 in the morning...
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
MusicCOMBUSTIBLE EDISON , the Mary Poppins SOUND track , Flight of the Conchords, PRIMUS, RUN DMC, TED NUGENT, The ADVANTAGE, FREEZEpop, MUSE, new kids on the block, VAN HALEN, Sauvage =)HAHAHA!, DEVO, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS,The Bad Plus, eazy-e, JACO Pastorius, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Frank Zappa, HERBIE HANCOCK, HERB ALPERT, MICHAEL JACKSON, SABBATH OR OZZY whatever, BUCKETHEAD, the naked men confessions (my band), Gwar, RACER-X, gloria estefan, GROUP-X, ANY CLASSIC ROCK, RUSH, Frank Sinatra, Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band..the GOGOL BORDELLO hahah... etc. ,,, yeah totally...TOO much to name off.......later fuggle muffins Magee

there used to be an awesometastic Music Player here with an array of songs...but stupid 'myspace' said "ney" to other sites music players and deleted it :(
MoviesMONTY PYTHON movies, ALL Back to the Future's ,LAST ACTION HERO, Tarantino films, JERRY LEWIS movies!!! , HOT ROD, THE HANGOVER, Every DIE HARD!!!, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Grandma's Boy, Shooter, BLades of GLORY, Airplane, Top Secret, Borat, Transformers, MALL RATS, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Anchorman, Just Friends, Vegas Vacation, Opportunity knocks, Knocked up, Spinal Tap, Waynes World 1 & 2, Bill & Ted's 1 & 2, Weekend at Bernie's 1 & 2, National Treasure 1 & 2, ALL RAMBOs, MARY POPPINS, KILL BILL Series, Terminator 2, ALL Will Ferrel movies, THE MATADOR, planes trains and automobiles, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, Smart People, Wet Hot American Summer, ZOOlander, the Pirates of the Caribbean, Rat Race, the Life Aquatic, four rooms, DUMB & DUMBER, the BAXTER, Office Space, the big lebowski, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (in french) ,Men at Work, Killer clowns from outer space, ACE VENTURA, Bad horror movies =), MEL BROOKS movies, ERNEST movies, Dirty work, CLIFFORD, 007 films, what about BOB?, Groundhog DAY, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Willy Wonka (both versions), OLD SCHOOL, the Graduate, Fletch, Texas chainsaw massacre ...& Im sure there's more !!! there's always more.
Television i hate tv (and by t.v. i mean tom vrab...that guy's a homo!)
CHUCK, Flight of the Conchords!, C0nan 0'brien, SNL, MUPPET BABIES, Myth Busters, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, ANYTHING on the Discovery Channel, 30 Rock, ali G, Family Guy, Ren & Stimpy, Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon!, Tailspin, Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, King of Queens, The OFFICE, Scrubs, That 70's Show, The SIMPSONS, Fringe, Mystery science theater ,Pee Wee's Playhouse, THE A-TEAM

SEINFELD, the Monty Python flying circus collection! ,
all Don Hertzfeldt cartoons

My Name Is Earl
& of course STELLA ! (before some IDIOT decided to cancel it from comedy central)
BooksTHE BIBLE :) ...oh & Cards As Weapons
HeroesJESUS (my savior)
Skaters:
- MARC JOHNSON!
- Ronnie Creager
- JASON LEE
- p.j. Ladd
- the GONZ
- Appleyard
- Kirchart
...only the best for my child.

People & stuff:
-Sean connery
-Arnold Schwarzeneggar
-lumberjacks
-snow
-making yellow snow
-not eating yellow snow cones made by suspicious friends
-Bret McKenzie & Jemaine Clement (F.O.T.C.)
-Monty Python guys
-Stella guys
-growing beards & building houses
-paul rubins
-Jim Carrey
-fake mustaches
-weapons
-drawing wieners on walls
-my old police car
-Conan 0'brien
-Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles
-Clint Eastwood
-Christopher Lloyd
-dynamite
-Mr.T
-Chuck Norris
-Don Knotts
-John Stamos
-John Rambo
-Charlie Murphy
-Ben Murphy
-black eyes
-black people
-black jack
-Jack Black
-things that make the sound "squeaky"
-legos
-crayons
-wigs
-MacGyver


do you like me?
[ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe
[ ] kinda [ ] never [ ] bake sale
[ ] ikea [ ] bill paxton

     TOM VRAB™'s Details
Status:Swinger
Hometown:Cape Suzette
Body type:8' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:bad actress

   TOM VRAB™'s Networking
Film - Production - Cinematography
-writing scripts/sketches/standup. - did improv @ Groundling's -studied w/SNL alumni writer ANNE beatts - sketch comedy live - writing /performing stand up now ___currently: -standup -shorts -sketches -indies -features -television -etc. (YAY!)


TOM VRAB™'s Clips [View All Clips]
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Guitar Hero
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Tom Vrab vs. Pau Gasol
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Tom's Revelation
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Koala Ninja
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Tom Vrab (LIVE!)
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Travet Wrench!
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the Guy Who Doesn't Know He's Gay
the Guy Who Doesn't Know He's Gay rating
HEY
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the Obvious Murderer
the Obvious Murderer rating
the phone call
the phone call rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 24 2009 8:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Dec 1 2009 10:00P
Liam’s Irish Pub Colton CA
Dec 4 2009 9:00P
Division 9 / Gallery of Arts Riverside CA
Dec 10 2009 7:00P
Dec.5 - 15 /TBA CA
Dec 16 2009 8:30P
Flight Bistro (ULD Finals) Huntington Beach CA
Dec 20 2009 4:00P
IsGoodRadio.com Los Angeles CA
Dec 22 2009 8:00P
Le Stats San Dieog CA
Dec 23 2009 8:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Jan 6 2010 8:00P
Mad House Comedy Club San Diego CA
Mar 10 2011 9:00P
Yak’s kitchen Pasadena CA

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   TOM VRAB™'s Blurbs
About me:
youtube.com/tomvrab
Welcome to my page! this is my impression of Matthew Perry


now...check out my boobies




"YES DEFINITELY!"

i like being friends with people, crayons, DVD's, and pumpkins!

i also like the words diarrhea and boobies.

(poopoo is a close 3rd when used in a serious sentence/i.e. board meetings, funerals, wedding announcements, etc.)


me also good english speak yes and love acting/comedy/writing & SKATEBOARDING too
... i've been doing lots O' standup comedy which is really AWESOME!
i thank God for every opportunity He's blessed me with so far in my life towards all the dreams & goals i've been pursuing!!!
(ps. if you like my comedy and want to book me or maybe just flat out want to pet my face with happiness love rainbows...message me!)

"YEAH.... THIS SHOULD KILL HER."


this is one of my old skate parts..NEW video to come...called 'MAKIN' TEA' hopefully it will be super sexy time 5000 times 11teen...but probably not.
superrrr!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
GOD (you know...when i die)

"oh pretty LADIEEES!!"

   TOM VRAB™'s Friend Space (Top 40)
TOM VRAB™ has 1636 friends.
 Bryan 


 Yesel "yak" Manrique 


 Je' Bo - Photographer- 


 KYLE DUNNIGAN 


 Flight of the Conchords 


 Robbie Pickard 


 Quinn Dahle 


 Bob Bledsoe 


 Nick Swardson 


 Spoon 


 ....... 


 TONY THE LIGER 


 John Mulaney 


 Jon Lovitz 


 Zoltan 


 Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E 


 Jo Koy 


 Bret Ernst 


 Kirk Fox 


 Mark Malkoff 


 Kyle Cease 


 Mike Birbiglia 


 Ben Gleib 


 Eddie Barojas 


 Scott Krinsky 


 owen benjamin 


 Tom Clark 


 Grace 


 ELIOT CHANG 


 Jon Tomashefsky 


 TaylorWilliamson 


 Jason Collings 


 Brent Morin 


 Chris D'Elia 


 Jonny Loquasto 


 erin ♥ 


 Denny Blaze 


 Bobbie Oliver 


 BROOKE WILKES 


 Michael 





TOM VRAB™'s Friends Comments
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Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Nov 26 2009 11:44 AM

I have you to thank for the huge confidence boost I receive from you on a daily basis. You make me want to be better. : )
Elisa Jordana

Elisa Jordana



Nov 19 2009 10:31 AM

well I enjoyed them very much!!!!!
hilarious:)
keep em coming
Zac

zachary rabern



Nov 17 2009 11:55 PM

thanks man! ;)
Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Nov 16 2009 12:28 AM

Words can't express my appreciation for all that you do for me!
Miss Amberdee

Miss Amberdee



Nov 12 2009 12:47 AM

Thanks so much.. Your the best..;P
.ashlie.

.ashlie.



Nov 11 2009 4:08 AM

I haven't seen you in forever!  Seriously you are going to be like the next person on SNL..... you make me smile :)
*Darlene*

*Darlene*



Nov 11 2009 3:12 AM

Thank u!
My friend said something about needing friends and I was like "Friends! Let's be friends!!!" Thanks to u! I didn't stick my butt in her face though...that...would be...weird haha
*Darlene*

*Darlene*



Nov 10 2009 11:54 PM

Hey u!!!
Out of ur videos do u have the one where u do the girl goin "friends...lets be friends!!!" LOL
Miss Amberdee

Miss Amberdee



Nov 4 2009 8:55 AM

What's good babe..? xx
Robbie Pickard

Robbie Pickard



Nov 2 2009 7:20 PM

hell yeah i am. lets find treasure!
Yesel "yak" Manrique

Yesel



Oct 30 2009 7:13 PM

...fredo?
Beth Davidoff

Beth Davidoff



Oct 29 2009 4:41 PM

OH yeah, so what are you going to be for Halloween,,Tom? and what is Misty going to be?? I might be a nurse.
Beth Davidoff

Beth Davidoff



Oct 29 2009 4:40 PM

Its true Misty,,down below,,,I think Tom probably is funnier than Ashton. I've never seen him live,,but I think it's probably true,,,
Eddie Barojas

Eddie Barojas



Oct 27 2009 11:43 PM

can i get a gold one with a big flag pole on the back
Eddie Barojas

Eddie Barojas



Oct 27 2009 10:58 PM

you look like Tom Cruise in your default pic...not the movie star, the guy that sells old people scooters on TV Tom Kruse
Lucas

Lucas



Oct 26 2009 8:57 PM

I would really like to see it
Lucas

Lucas



Oct 24 2009 6:01 PM

The skate video was amazing
Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Oct 23 2009 10:29 AM

You're pretty cool I guess.

I'd PROLLY hang out with you.

;P
Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Oct 20 2009 12:54 AM

Your comment made me giggle. 
Misty

Misty



Oct 19 2009 8:37 AM

Beth, no way is Tom like ashton, Tom is way more cooler! Like 100 million times cooler! And 100 billion times funnier too. ( see, didn't we all tell you it pays to be a comedian more than just being cool? ) Oh well, have a great week.
Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Oct 19 2009 12:52 AM

Mine.
D@n Leav!tt

D@n Leav!tt



Oct 11 2009 8:04 AM

tom vrab your so crazy and cool!!!
Keith Reza

Keith Reza



Oct 6 2009 4:55 AM

-Hey Tom-
I sent you a message, I do not know if you read them or have a huge stack of unreads I'd appretiate if you read and let me know.
Keith Reza
Je' Bo - Photographer-

Je' Bo - Photographer-



Oct 4 2009 11:00 PM

HOOOOOORAY! NEW BANNER!
Beth Davidoff

Beth Davidoff



Oct 2 2009 4:15 PM

Your skateboarding video is so laugh out loud, hilarious!! You're so funny in a sortof nerdy Ashton Kutcher sort of way,,,lol.
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