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cooky/wacky
Official Hilarious Announcement....
If you don't find this quick recap funny or at least mildly amusing....just imagine how we feel...
PRINCESS SSF calls TARA BUSH and says she is coming to FetishCon
TARA thinks it's a great idea and they immediately starts getting everything organized....
Princess SSF jumps on a jet to TARA's condo in south Florida...
They are they going to Fetish Con together.....
It was going to be the best trip ever....
Since they were so very organized....
They show up just in time to miss their first two shoots....
One of them should have looked up the word 'organized' in the dictionary where it is so simplistically defined as:
having a formal structure, especially to coordinate or carry out for widespread activities.
Hmmmm....
Interesting concept….
Apparently they thought an 'organized' trip was better defined as:
Huge-Giant-Rushed-ClusterFuck In the Land of Tampa, FL
Here is what they learned on this 'adventurous journey'
You see….Things are not always as they appear.
Two leashes are not always better than one.
The distance between your ass and what you were smothering can dramatically change based on whether or not the balloon has air in it.
During FetishCon---Man at Giantess booth seeking make up artist is not necessarily inquiring for someone else.
Tip to remember when calling the Hyatt's front desk------Almay is simply a make up company and not anyone's actual name
Suspension bondage can always be replicated using two guys to lift Tara up in the air while she is Hog Tied
Bleeding is desired at times….
A dead battery is not the best ending that this story could have….
But…
Learning that….
State of Emergency/Tropical Storm warnings are occasionally an accurate advisory and a damn good reason not to travel home down 'alligator alley' in an attempt to avoid the $13.60 toll.
Is apparently even worse!!!!
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