Tony Alcorn, Ace Attorney
Tony Alcorn
Tony Alcorn Maybe its because you broke my heart into a million pieces and my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore!

Male
21 years old
Culleoka, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2009
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    Tony Alcorn, Ace Attorney's Interests
GeneralShit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit, fart, turd, and twat. ..>
MusicBetween the Buried and Me
blink-182
Brand New
Circle Takes The Square
Envy
Fugazi
Gorillaz
Hot Cross
Joshua Fit For Battle
Kidcrash
K'naan
M.I.A.
Neutral Milk Hotel
NOFX
pg. 99
The Pixies
Protest the Hero
Saves the Day
Weezer
MoviesAnything that's comedy or horror and isn't shit, which means no PG-13 crap (outside of Cloverfield) and anything else the kiddies see today. I'm also a huge Kevin Smith fan and have a much loved addiction to foreign films. And I hate people who will only watch movies when they are dubbed. I'm a fucking geek about that shit. I also hate remakes, though I'm oddly looking forward to Jason Voorhees slaughtering people in the Friday the 13th remake.



28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Amelie
American Psycho
Battle Royale
Boogie Nights
Chasing Amy
Clerks.
Dogma
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Finding New
Hard Boiled
The Host
The Incredibles
Knocked Up
Lady Vengeance
Memento
Oldboy
Pineapple Express
[REC]
Requiem for a Dream
Sunshine
There Will Be Blood
Wall-E
Zack and Miri Make a Porno




...and a shitload of others. I fucking love movies.
TelevisionArrested Development
Mission Hill
The Office
Robot Chicken
South Park
Spaced
BooksChasing Dogma
Choke
Dante's Inferno
Trainspotting
HeroesMark Hoppus
Arif Mirabdolbaghi
Dan Briggs
Michael Todd
Jesse Lachey
Groups: NOFXPunk MusiciansNINETHREEONENINETHREEONE Kids with Small PenisesAnti-Bush AmbushGrunge Sanctuaryppl who go to culleoka high schoolcoach howell the man

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     Tony Alcorn, Ace Attorney's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Culleoka, TN
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Writer/Musician

   Tony Alcorn, Ace Attorney's Schools
Columbia State Community College
Columbia, TN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Undeclared
Minor: Undeclared
Clubs: I don't believe in 'clubs' or 'organizations' unless I'm forced to join them.
 
Current Courses:

2006 to 2007
Culleoka School
Culleoka, TENNESSEE
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Literature/Music (AKA: Nothing really, just that I like writing and music)
Clubs: I am in no clubs or organizations, though I do like to leave during photo day and get into as many pictures as I can.
 

1993 to 2006

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   Tony Alcorn, Ace Attorney's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Jimi Anthony Alcorn.
You can call me Tony.
If you ask how I got Tony from that, you are either a dipshit or went to school at Culleoka.
There is a 70% chance that I hate you.
That includes the people I don't know.
Diablo II is fucking badass.
Persona 3 is fucking badass.
Persona 4 is fucking badass.
That means I'm a nerd.
That also makes me a loser.
But I'm actually just an insomniac.
I love music.
I love movies.
I make shitty songs.
I also make shitty lyrics.
I play for my experimental one man project The Elephant.
Formally known as Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment To Sparkle Motion.
Actually, it'll probably go back to that.
I also write music for an upcoming pop-punk project called Moshi Moshi.
I wish I could find an actual band to play music in.
Not one that leaves me in the dust without any explanation why.
Because I want to play music for the rest of my life.
I was going to be a comedian.
I'm not into religion.
But that doesn't mean I don't believe in anything.
I hate this place.
Don't like cigarettes? Well, fuck you, I do.
Though I need to quit.
I'm all in for the legalization of weed.
I only drink screwdrivers because I'm a pussy.
I write shitty movie scripts.
So I guess I'm a writer.
If I fail at all my plans, I'll probably end up teaching English or history to kids.
If you're actually reading this, you have less of a life than I do.
I saw some cops kill a guy.
Fuck you.
Unless you're a cute girl.
My MSN is lockecolt7@hotmail.com, though I probably won't talk to you.
My AIM is TonyFitForBattle, though I probably won't talk to you.









"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."

- Betrand Russell, 1952



Well I talk too much to myself and I turn my back on my faith.
It's like glass, when we break, I wish no one in place.

And I've seen, you don't need their seeds, When the cut goes in deep and I'm lost in sleep.

I can't stay in this place,
I can't stand when the room turns round on my fate.
You give no guarantees.
There's no promise I can keep.

I can't stand.
I can't see my way.
I feel blind on my feet.
I can't stay too long.
Am I wrong?

Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.

I'm so tired of my moods,
And sleep comes with a knife, fork, and a spoon.
You're so pale in your face.
You let life get in your way.

I can't stand.
I can't see my way.
I feel blind on my feet.
I can't stay too long.
Am I wrong?

Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.
Goodbye, lay the blame on luck.







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You are insanely ugly, you are back from the dead to kill everyone in Crystal Lake...You are a psycho, a murderer, a threat to mankind.
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Take Which horror movie Villain are you?
I am 69% Punk Rock.
.
The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?
I am 77% Video Game Addict.
.
I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change.
I am 89% Asshole/Bitch.
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I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
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. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel

94%

Stoner

88%

Loner

75%

Goth

63%

Ghetto gangsta

44%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

25%

Drama nerd

19%

Geek

19%

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AFI

58%

My Chemical Romance

58%

The Used

58%

Green Day

50%

Bright Eyes

50%

Slipknot

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Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 69%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 92%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 81%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
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Oct 14 2009 11:25 AM


S

Summer Jovovich



Oct 9 2009 7:57 PM

i was happy i got to talk to you the other night. i hope everything stays well and/or gets better than it's ever been. sincerely, i miss you.
ace {untouchable}

Katy DAmato



Sep 30 2009 12:29 AM

Yeah. Mummy bought it for me this morning. I couldn't come get you anyway. Kids are about ready to go to bed and I'm pretty sure Pops wouldn't be too happy with me.
ace {untouchable}

Katy DAmato



Sep 29 2009 11:42 PM

... I could come get you with Alec and Mackenzie and take you home later.
ace {untouchable}

Katy DAmato



Sep 29 2009 11:19 PM

Cyanide and<br />Happiness, a daily webcomic
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you get this because you locked yourself out of the house. laaaaame.
S

Summer Jovovich



Sep 17 2009 5:25 PM

long time, no talk. how's life brotha?
A Modern Love Story (Greatest Night is on iTunes!)

A Modern Love Story (Greatest Night is on iTunes!)



Sep 10 2009 7:21 AM

hey there hey :)
thank you so much for even giving us a try..so many bands on this forsaken myspace..it really does mean alot there for i am personally writing you to tell you this.
The Rock (LINE UP FOR METAL FEST IN OUR BLOG!)

Rock Venue



Aug 25 2009 4:31 PM

Wed., Aug. 26, My Epic (Facedown Records) So Long Forgotten (Come and Live Records) This Is Luke, Elias Dann, Please Rewind 6pm, $6. Worship with the bands @ 5:30, come to worship, get free drinks @ the show.
Iokepa

Iokepa



Aug 23 2009 7:07 AM

what how do u just give away that ticket....damn
S

Summer Jovovich



Aug 17 2009 8:17 PM

oh hey. i miss you. i'm not going to see blink 182 anymore, i gave my tickets to my friend and her brother. THIS JEW IS GOING TO HEAVEN HOYEA.
TEAM FACHWERK

TEAM FACHWERK



Aug 17 2009 11:36 AM

Das Video zum BingBong!
DJ Slamfinger feat. Ence mit "Balla Balla Bing Bong" auf youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ao8nGzD7NM


Fachwerk nahe Hollywood
Jeffrey

Jeff Garcia



Aug 13 2009 8:15 PM

lol funny fat kid gets pwned! http://smouch.net/lol/
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Aug 7 2009 11:09 AM

Next 3 days @ The Rock: Sat: Holding Hands With The Dead/Deadstone/Lewis vs Clark/Robert Paulsen 6 pm, $5
                                     Sun: Worship service eleven am, cookout @ Obed River Park following service
                                     Mon: Aneirin/I Sea Monsters/Ray Charles Death Tempo/November Sky..Artifex Pereo 6 pm, $5
Both shows: Find the bands in my friends. Worship with the bands @ 5:30. come to worship, get free drinks @ the show.
A.Lo ™

Andrew Lo



Jul 30 2009 4:27 PM

Yes we all want to fuck before marriage
Marksmen

Marksmen



Jul 29 2009 1:35 PM

Hey, I just wanted say thanks for the add. Glad you liked our music! It'd be great if you could make it to a show someday but in the meantime, thanks again and have a great week! Boomer
S

Summer Jovovich



Jul 28 2009 4:41 PM

GUESS WHO'S ABOUT TO GO SEE BLINK 182 IN CONCERT?!
yeah, you know who.
-KNH ♥

You Had me At Hello.



Jul 27 2009 7:52 PM

well i can make fun of you too

thats what cousins do
period =]
S

Summer Jovovich



Jul 26 2009 6:04 AM

the thing i wrote and deleted wasn't for you. i apologize.
S

Summer Jovovich



Jul 24 2009 8:05 AM

i just got home from seeing the orphan and you weren't online so now i have to write you a myspace comment. oh and i saw the hangover and one of the guys made me think of you.. hm. long story short i have something good to tell you. so when we talk you gotta be like "tell me something good" like the song.
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Jul 16 2009 6:38 PM

So wait wait wait
Which one you going to

7.16.09 Muse w/ Doombringer
7.18.09 LoudHouse Coffe w/ Did You Mean Austrailia
7.25.09 Murder Fest
8.01.09 Memphis Welcomes Nashville
8.04.09 Muse w/ Waking The Cadaver, Sanction (HIT US UP FOR TICKETS)
8.08.09 Loudhouse Coffe w/ The Castle is a Tomb
8.10.09 The Coup w/ Shakodi
8.14.09 The Benchwarmer w/ Bridges Burn
8.22.09 Beat Down Fest @ Muse
8.29.09 Rockettown

July 18th



ace {untouchable}

Katy DAmato



Jul 15 2009 8:04 PM

Definition for Tony: A great man, a horny bastard though.
Iokepa

Iokepa



Jul 6 2009 6:25 AM

legendary
Iokepa

Iokepa



Jul 4 2009 12:13 AM

quit the job u bitch
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Jun 30 2009 8:47 AM

TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS BENEFIT SHOW
July 9th





July 10


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Jun 20 2009 4:58 PM

Our album titled "The Break" is coming out July 26th. We are pretty much excited:)
How have you been!
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