About me:
I swear a lot, and enjoy it immensely. I like scotch and soda with lime. I work around a lot of books, I read them often, I also am inclined to use them as a weapon. There is no doubt in my mind that I can beat John Goodman at a mashed potato eating contest, and if you tell me otherwise I will truly and utterly fuck you up.
Who I'd like to meet: Johnny Tambourine, people who smell like clean laundry, pie tasters, cake walkers, that one guy from that one movie, people from the 80's to have dance parties with, people who don't give an eff.
Remember when you told Brittany you would slap her titties right off this earth? That's why I love you and I'm coming to retreive you from the land of no oceans.
