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Tony Jaeger- Poultry King

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Jokes / Comedic Writers

  • TV Shows

    I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

  • Films

    i know you all dislike spongebob as much as i do, and the japanese only lend themselves to technology and amazing storylines, but this is so funny i thought i’d bring it to your attention. this is a real concept from an anime called DEATH NOTE ... it’s really good. enjoy! i hate to put up another video, the page seems to be getting crowded, but i couldn't resist to put this up, this is so funny... and makes you feel smart! enjoy

  • Albums

    NOT ENOUGH BOOZE IN IRELAND, OUT NOW!

  • Bio

    I, Tony Jaeger, have been doing stage comedy since late 2006, the first set I performed was at an open mike competition. I had a massive score deduction for going a little bit over time, else, I believe I would have been in the top five of the group of twenty-two. I have worked nearly every open mike night at Wiseguys in west valley since then. At the open mike competition, I met Marcus, who spoke with me briefly, and gave me encouragement. I swore that night that I would open for him someday, I knew neither how nor when, but I knew that I would do it. Four months later, I did my first weekend show. I continued writing, and cultivating my jokes, and in mid 2007, I became a regular opener at Wiseguys, opening for such comedians as Barry Diamond, Dan Cummins, and John Moyer, among many others. On occasion, I have had the opportunity to speak with nationally touring headliners, all of whom have offered me some advice, helping me along in my journey. Recently, I had the privilege to work alongside two of the comedians I respect most: Spencer King, and Marcus, opening for Jerry Mabbot. My act is growing at an exciting pace that lets me keep my act always fresh. My act continues to grow, and get funnier, I hope to make you all laugh someday. Thank you for supporting me.

  • Influences

    oneness with the universe. women. everyday life. laughter in general. i've recently come to the realization that being emotional really helps writing both a story and jokes.

Blurbs

About me:

Spawned in England, the menace known as ME poured forth his foul nectar into the North American continent, and from there grew as one of their own, learned their ways in order that he may one day take it from them.... not that i am revealing my diabolical plans to you or anything. lol i am 20 and am, from what i can tell, a young guy in the laugh game. this is alright to me, so long as people find me funny. i have always enjoyed making people laugh, and yeah. good times... i am an adventurous individual, i'll try almost anything once, twice... three times a lady. i'm a romantic, but don't tell anyone. if there is anything you want to know about me, just ask. i don't do anything in private i won't talk about in public (don't ask me about women i've been with, i respect them more than that) but yeah, it's good times.

Who I'd like to meet:

the guy that invented Reese's peanut butter cups... i would give that man a big hetero love-hug... that guy's amazing. anybody that is just interesting, or fun to be around. if you think i'm funny, i want to meet you (i'm not vain, i swear, ahahaha)

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: ANYWHERE PEOPLE LAUGH
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Comedian

Interests

Schools

  • Highland High

    • Salt Lake City,Utah
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: jrotc..... b hall (where all the nerds hang out (represent))
    2002 to 2006

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