I, Tony Jaeger, have been doing stage comedy since late 2006, the first set I performed was at an open mike competition. I had a massive score deduction for going a little bit over time, else, I believe I would have been in the top five of the group of twenty-two. I have worked nearly every open mike night at Wiseguys in west valley since then. At the open mike competition, I met Marcus, who spoke with me briefly, and gave me encouragement. I swore that night that I would open for him someday, I knew neither how nor when, but I knew that I would do it.
Four months later, I did my first weekend show. I continued writing, and cultivating my jokes, and in mid 2007, I became a regular opener at Wiseguys, opening for such comedians as Barry Diamond, Dan Cummins, and John Moyer, among many others. On occasion, I have had the opportunity to speak with nationally touring headliners, all of whom have offered me some advice, helping me along in my journey. Recently, I had the privilege to work alongside two of the comedians I respect most: Spencer King, and Marcus, opening for Jerry Mabbot. My act is growing at an exciting pace that lets me keep my act always fresh.
My act continues to grow, and get funnier, I hope to make you all laugh someday. Thank you for supporting me.
Influences
oneness with the universe. women. everyday life. laughter in general. i've recently come to the realization that being emotional really helps writing both a story and jokes.
i know you all dislike spongebob as much as i do, and the japanese only lend themselves to technology and amazing storylines, but this is so funny i thought i’d bring it to your attention. this is a real concept from an anime called DEATH NOTE ... it’s really good. enjoy!
i hate to put up another video, the page seems to be getting crowded, but i couldn't resist to put this up, this is so funny... and makes you feel smart! enjoy
Albums
NOT ENOUGH BOOZE IN IRELAND, OUT NOW!
Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Interests
General
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Music
i have recently gotten into euro-metal, bands like epica, nightwish, within temptation, etc... fucking amazing
i will listen to anything if i am in someone else's abode, or car. the same goes for my abode, or car, save for a few small differences....
under no circumstances is country music, nirvana, jane's addiction, or tim mcgraw (doubly banned) be played in my car.
i have just gotten really into jazz lately, which is hip, and new for me, so if anyone has any suggestions who i should listen to- hook me up!
my favorite bands are few, so listen up:
shinedown
smile empty soul
nightwish
papa roach
lacuna coil
stone sour
rob zombie
ozzy osbourne
a band that should never excape anyone's list: three days grace
santana
and last but certainly not least....
dido.
Movies
alright, ladies and gentlemen (and the rest of you... ), we are continuing the tour of me! WOO.... i will empart to you that i love tear-jerkers... movies such as the last samurai, armageddon, mulan, etc, i just love. i like kung fu movies, (i know kung fu hustle, and shaolin soccer are not really kung fu movies, but i like them too), almost anything with jet li in it is quality. and anything written by kevin smith (you know... with jay and silent bob) is brilliant...and as alwaya... starwars. i must say that my top three movies of all time is a five way tie, so bear with me... my all-time favorite movie is a tie between unleashed, speed racer, and fearless. second place gets american beauty and fight club tie. third place is thank you for smoking... i know its a weird mix, but yeah, thats me.
Books
the name of the wind is amazing, i strongly recommend it to anyone who likes the fantasy genre.
Heroes
THE MAN WHO INVENTED CHEESE
IRON MAN, WHO HAS WAY MORE STYLE THAN BATMAN.
CATWOMAN.
TYLER DURDEN
EMO KIDS.... WAIT.... OK, NOT EMO KIDS
Highland High
Salt Lake City,Utah
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: jrotc..... b hall (where all the nerds hang out (represent))
2002 to 2006
Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Companies
Tajmahal Comedy Salt Lake City, Utah US founder/ owner Corporate
About me: Spawned in England, the menace known as ME poured forth his foul nectar into the North American continent, and from there grew as one of their own, learned their ways in order that he may one day take it from them.... not that i am revealing my diabolical plans to you or anything. lol
i am 20 and am, from what i can tell, a young guy in the laugh game. this is alright to me, so long as people find me funny. i have always enjoyed making people laugh, and yeah. good times...
i am an adventurous individual, i'll try almost anything once, twice... three times a lady. i'm a romantic, but don't tell anyone. if there is anything you want to know about me, just ask. i don't do anything in private i won't talk about in public (don't ask me about women i've been with, i respect them more than that) but yeah, it's good times.
Who I'd like to meet: the guy that invented Reese's peanut butter cups... i would give that man a big hetero love-hug... that guy's amazing.
anybody that is just interesting, or fun to be around. if you think i'm funny, i want to meet you (i'm not vain, i swear, ahahaha)
i no man!! what tf?? lol jk man i have been very good! excited for my last year of school to finally be over! well i don't work for taco hell anymore! but i still live by wise guys! so when your next show is i should come! cassie has been great! still with her! we're still wanting another double date! ;) how's you and your lady yo?
hey Tony. no I didn't go I was trying to win a girl over but things went south after we kissed. Kinda sucks but life goes on catch you later! Sir Lanny Williams
Dude im chrises little brother i met you at his old apartment ha.
you should try to come to our show coming up on august 10th at the murray theater! check us out & show some love :) myspace.com/lowlandsvista i wanna see you make funnies on stage dude. soon!
Hey there! Ali from Heart Pharmacy here, just stopping by to update you on my new music video and full length album now available on I hope your doing awesome!! Listen to the whole album below.