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Tony Jaeger- Poultry King
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Tony Jaeger- Poultry King i had a dream that i was a moo-cow.. that was nice

Male
21 years old
SALT LAKE CITY, UT
United States



Last Login: 11/2/2009
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Bio I, Tony Jaeger, have been doing stage comedy since late 2006, the first set I performed was at an open mike competition. I had a massive score deduction for going a little bit over time, else, I believe I would have been in the top five of the group of twenty-two. I have worked nearly every open mike night at Wiseguys in west valley since then. At the open mike competition, I met Marcus, who spoke with me briefly, and gave me encouragement. I swore that night that I would open for him someday, I knew neither how nor when, but I knew that I would do it. Four months later, I did my first weekend show. I continued writing, and cultivating my jokes, and in mid 2007, I became a regular opener at Wiseguys, opening for such comedians as Barry Diamond, Dan Cummins, and John Moyer, among many others. On occasion, I have had the opportunity to speak with nationally touring headliners, all of whom have offered me some advice, helping me along in my journey. Recently, I had the privilege to work alongside two of the comedians I respect most: Spencer King, and Marcus, opening for Jerry Mabbot. My act is growing at an exciting pace that lets me keep my act always fresh. My act continues to grow, and get funnier, I hope to make you all laugh someday. Thank you for supporting me.
Influencesoneness with the universe. women. everyday life. laughter in general. i've recently come to the realization that being emotional really helps writing both a story and jokes.
TV Shows I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Films i know you all dislike spongebob as much as i do, and the japanese only lend themselves to technology and amazing storylines, but this is so funny i thought i’d bring it to your attention. this is a real concept from an anime called DEATH NOTE ... it’s really good. enjoy! i hate to put up another video, the page seems to be getting crowded, but i couldn't resist to put this up, this is so funny... and makes you feel smart! enjoy
AlbumsNOT ENOUGH BOOZE IN IRELAND, OUT NOW!

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Musici have recently gotten into euro-metal, bands like epica, nightwish, within temptation, etc... fucking amazing i will listen to anything if i am in someone else's abode, or car. the same goes for my abode, or car, save for a few small differences.... under no circumstances is country music, nirvana, jane's addiction, or tim mcgraw (doubly banned) be played in my car. i have just gotten really into jazz lately, which is hip, and new for me, so if anyone has any suggestions who i should listen to- hook me up! my favorite bands are few, so listen up: shinedown smile empty soul nightwish papa roach lacuna coil stone sour rob zombie ozzy osbourne a band that should never excape anyone's list: three days grace santana and last but certainly not least.... dido.
Moviesalright, ladies and gentlemen (and the rest of you... ), we are continuing the tour of me! WOO.... i will empart to you that i love tear-jerkers... movies such as the last samurai, armageddon, mulan, etc, i just love. i like kung fu movies, (i know kung fu hustle, and shaolin soccer are not really kung fu movies, but i like them too), almost anything with jet li in it is quality. and anything written by kevin smith (you know... with jay and silent bob) is brilliant...and as alwaya... starwars. i must say that my top three movies of all time is a five way tie, so bear with me... my all-time favorite movie is a tie between unleashed, speed racer, and fearless. second place gets american beauty and fight club tie. third place is thank you for smoking... i know its a weird mix, but yeah, thats me.
Booksthe name of the wind is amazing, i strongly recommend it to anyone who likes the fantasy genre.
HeroesTHE MAN WHO INVENTED CHEESE IRON MAN, WHO HAS WAY MORE STYLE THAN BATMAN. CATWOMAN. TYLER DURDEN EMO KIDS.... WAIT.... OK, NOT EMO KIDS
Groups: Del Taco DraperWiseguys ComedytHe SuNdAy FuNnIeS!Comedians of MySpaceUtah Comedians♥ HIGHLAND HIGH !! ♥People Who Know Kevin Goldberg In Real Life801 Elite!

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     Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:ANYWHERE PEOPLE LAUGH
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Comedian

   Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Schools
Highland High
Salt Lake City,Utah
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: jrotc..... b hall (where all the nerds hang out (represent))
 

2002 to 2006

   Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Companies
Tajmahal Comedy
Salt Lake City, Utah US
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Corporate

15 August, 2007


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   Tony Jaeger- Poultry King's Blurbs
About me:
Spawned in England, the menace known as ME poured forth his foul nectar into the North American continent, and from there grew as one of their own, learned their ways in order that he may one day take it from them.... not that i am revealing my diabolical plans to you or anything. lol i am 20 and am, from what i can tell, a young guy in the laugh game. this is alright to me, so long as people find me funny. i have always enjoyed making people laugh, and yeah. good times... i am an adventurous individual, i'll try almost anything once, twice... three times a lady. i'm a romantic, but don't tell anyone. if there is anything you want to know about me, just ask. i don't do anything in private i won't talk about in public (don't ask me about women i've been with, i respect them more than that) but yeah, it's good times.
Who I'd like to meet:
the guy that invented Reese's peanut butter cups... i would give that man a big hetero love-hug... that guy's amazing. anybody that is just interesting, or fun to be around. if you think i'm funny, i want to meet you (i'm not vain, i swear, ahahaha)

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Sunny [positivexposure]

Sunny Landon



Oct 24 2009 6:48 AM

Hey there,
coming to California any time soon? (:46 on remind you of anyone?






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Oct 12 2009 11:08 PM

Hey FREE Party THIS Friday, you can print this flyer out and get in FREE b4 10pm

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Oct 10 2009 6:00 AM

Whore.

It's friday.

What didn't happen?
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Preston Johnston



Oct 9 2009 12:33 AM

i no man!! what tf?? lol jk man i have been very good! excited for my last year of school to finally be over! well i don't work for taco hell anymore! but i still live by wise guys! so when your next show is i should come! cassie has been great! still with her! we're still wanting another double date! ;) how's you and your lady yo?
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Oct 6 2009 6:40 AM

"under no circumstances is country music, nirvana, jane's addiction, or tim mcgraw (doubly banned) be played in my car."

LIES
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Sep 29 2009 10:40 AM

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Becky Wilcken



Sep 8 2009 7:02 AM

i don't care what they say about you, lol, i think you're funny
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Lauren Carver



Aug 26 2009 4:37 AM

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Becky Wilcken



Aug 21 2009 5:18 AM

hey you.
Lanny

Lanny



Jul 18 2009 2:30 AM

hey Tony. no I didn't go I was trying to win a girl over but things went south after we kissed. Kinda sucks but life goes on catch you later! Sir Lanny Williams
Dylan Allan

Dylan Land



Jul 14 2009 6:35 AM

Dude im chrises little brother i met you at his old apartment ha.

you should try to come to our show coming up on august 10th at the murray theater!
check us out & show some love :)
myspace.com/lowlandsvista
i wanna see you make funnies on stage dude.
soon!
ARRIBA TU COLO!

ARRIBA TU COLO!



Jul 1 2009 5:49 AM

hug back!
Amber

Amber



Jun 12 2009 7:21 PM

yeah you to.
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Becky Wilcken



May 30 2009 9:16 AM

*pokes in the face*
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May 18 2009 6:40 PM

Hey there! Ali from Heart Pharmacy here, just stopping by to update you on my new music video and full length album now available on Natural Selection I hope your doing awesome!! Listen to the whole album below.



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Preston Johnston



May 13 2009 8:12 PM

Tony! i havn't seen you for ages man, hows it been yo?
Written in Red

Written in Red



May 8 2009 4:56 PM

Thanks for your friendship!! Hope you like our music and we hope to see you at a show sometime!!

How are you?

Check out our newly released music video for our song "Last Chance"!



:)

Miss Dani

Miss Dani



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Apr 29 2009 6:21 PM

Thanks!
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Apr 26 2009 10:07 AM

Thanks! I'm looking forward to your show I'm sure it's gonna be fun!
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Preston Johnston



Apr 20 2009 3:05 AM

your amazing tony thanks man, ya just let me no ill c what i can do!
Malissa

Malissa Gornichec



Apr 19 2009 11:55 PM

Indeed yes.
:)
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Preston Johnston



Apr 19 2009 9:48 AM

hell yeh man, what time and were at? if my girl is at her moms then ill see if she can come as well!
Kresh

Kresh



Apr 19 2009 7:28 AM

Yes Virginia, there IS a Santa Clause and Yes Tony the Taj Mahal actually exists!
Jamie

Jamie



Apr 19 2009 7:02 AM

How was your show? I want to hear all about it.
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