Tony Law
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Alternative
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TonyLaw.co.uk is my name
Male
69 years old
Londinium
United Kingdom
Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Tony Law's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQocMO7DDE
Tonylaw.co.uk
Was born. Moved about a bit. Stopped moving. Moved some more. Eating along the way. On Earth. I am also the king of the world but i can’t be bothered with it. Being king i mean. I am bothered by the world and its size. It really is quite big isn’t it.
Have won loads of awards and am super funny if bothered. Voted number one comedian ever. Have only ever killed one man. Been a farmer, a butcher, a truck driver, a truck deriver, a phililil isis os o pher(pay bad), a lumber yard guy who gos and gets your lumber order, bar MAN, lover and spiderman. Now days... a Comedian. Go on then. tonylaw.co.uk | | Website | TonyLaw.co.uk | | Influences | TONYLAW.CO.UK = Air, Soil, Python, 75-79 SNL, Space/Stars, Storm, Animals, Atoms, Dostoevsky, Voltaire. Mainly Rodrigo Sporcachigonios the great lyrical bandit dog brain man. He would shrink and enter the ear passage of a dog. You have to see him. But he died in 1245 on a barge near Constantinople. Lee, Lock, Munnery. All acts on my my spacca. Hedburg. Colonel Rick Martini of the Catjingles, remember the skitch about birthing? Jesus Christ that was funny. Not as an influence cause he was pretty misquoted. Not a bad guy, just not all that. Christ i mean. We used to call him Bobby. He'd be surprised at all the fools he created. Any way, also i am influenced by seasons and weather. | | Members | Just the one. Tonylaw.co.uk | | TV Shows | Mine is sort of grey and black. Proud yet humble. Heavy, but light of heart. I don't love him but i am fond of him at times. He used to make me feel gulilty. No longer. I would have to say in closing that he is pretty much the same every day apart what comes from within him. I have only ever seen him in my front room. Storm brought him, and there he has sat,.... lazily. | | Films | All of em. tonylaw.co.uk | | Albums | Unbearable like, of being. 1934
Six days in my eye. 2047
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Tony Law's Interests
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| General | Storm, Horse Racing, Flight, Electricity, Peace, War, Earth, Sausage Dogs, Stolychnaya, Johnny Cash, Plastic, Oil, France, Roman Republic, Dictator Lucius Cornelius Sulla. | | Music | All of it. | | Movies | Amadeus. Anchor man. The Thin Red Line. 2001. And all the rest. Mitsies Hand Day. Go Get Juan from the Basement. All colour through. Modus Muslimjackass. Cover Your Face. Back to the Middle ages. My Ass, My Bum. Hola. | | Television | SNL, Monty Python, recently Time Trumpet. And all documentaries whether shit or not. Way to go. | | Books | As many as i can get to read. Read slow like small boy. But try hard. Mostly HISTORY.
Pictured ones. | | Heroes | Lucius Cornelius Sulla. Johhny Cash. Tormenta. Cartridge Davison. Gombrich. Candide. Stew. Brett. Keith Richards. James Page. William Adams. Tom Holland. Simon Schama. Robert S. Mcnamara. Pierre Elliot Trudeau. Guy Lafleur. Walter Payton. Dennis Bergkamp. Kieron Fallon. Donald Edwin Law. Bill Murray. Steve Martin. Mike Myers. Big gay Al. Winnie the Poo. Snoopie. |
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Tony Rudd's Rock Cafe, MySpace Comedians, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, www.LONDONBURLESQUEFEST.com (CHECK NOW FOR UPDATES).....
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Tony Law's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Lacombe, Alberta | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Comedian | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Tony Law's Companies
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Destroy Earth corp.
Most, World TG
Head of Selfishness
Hatefull
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12/12/01
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Bob's Air making hut
New Bingtonlonton, There CA
Big Bossman
Overteared
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21/56/1267 2/6/1956
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Bongo Clowns Bank
Ding dang, Colobaloo VA
Japnag Billy
Rodeo
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12/12/01
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About me:
GO TO TONYLAW.CO.UK
please
ME?
Me like ICE CREAM.
Am such a kook. Always joking around. An absolute bubbly nut case. Ah fun fun fun.
I love using plastic bottles and stuff cause its so neato what we can do with refined petroleum. I love people who wear medieval clothing. I want to dress like a knight more on a day to day basis.
Can not spell very good. Oh well its ok to be stupid. I love stupid people which is lucky cause about 93% of all people are. yeah. We are stupid and gonna die.
No. I am a people person. Cause if you not a people person then maybe your no good a sa person. A person being a human being yes? So..... People good then.
Also i am wanted for murder. I hate all religion except the jew one. Lived in a cave for 5 years. Have tasted human only once. The rest of the time i taste like broccoli. asshit. mine horse is pegasus for flying she does.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Yahweh or Richard Dawkins. Not in that order.
People who come to my previews in july. And small gigs.
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Tony Law has 1278 friends.
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